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So the other day i was chillin at home, bein lazy and im like mmm i want cereal so i got up and went to make cereal. the cabinent i keep my bowls in is over my sink and when i looked at my sink i fucking had a heart attack!

THERE WAS ANTS ON MY DIRTY DISHES! So i fucking freakout, panic, and then turn on the water, grab the little hosey thingy and drowned those mother fuckers!!! 

And it wasnt even alot of dishes! like i do them everyday! 

Now im having a heart attack im like ok imma take a nice hot bath :D

i go into my bathroom and theres MORE FUCKING ANTS! so i was like FUCK UR SHIT! got my ant killing spray of doom and drowned those motha fuckers!!! fucking ANTS DUDE! none were in my bathtub thankfuly, just everywhere else >_>

AND THEN THIS MORNING i was like mmm i want cereal again

so i open my cabinent pull out a stack of bowls and the first one i pull out THERE IS A FUCKING ANT IN IT!

SO NOW IM BOMBING THIS WHOLE PLACE >:O I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THESE FUCKING ANTS EVERYWHERE! 

I will fucking freak out if i find ants in my cereal box i swear to god.

I've ben having ant problems since the fucking weather got warm! I DO NOT WANT!

is it because im dirty?! i mean fuck dude i dont do the dishes for 1 day and they have ants all over them?! THATS GROSS! like i clean my house EVERYDAY! Vaccum, scrubbing toilets, taking out the trash, like is it possible to get ants just because they like wanna be there?! There like oh this place is nice think ill just chill here and ruin EVERYTHING!

like i dont even fucking leave food out!

i saw those mother fuckers near my weed plants to! but that was awhile ago and i took care of it. cant have bugs crawling all over my stash.

+1 to anyone who counts how many times i said fuck. <--including that one.

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15 Fucks were given xD

But no Ants are one of those things that keep coming every year and they suck :/

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I can tell you love ants, and 'fuck' was repeated fourteen times.

Yeah you are a dirty person. Ants are attracted to food and dirt and shit like that. You must have crumbs or some shit on the floor or have a dirty kitchen sink.  Clean df up and call orkin. Also can you take the time to post said "Weed Plants" with proof that they're actually yours? 

Altered Bridge posted: (6th May 2013, 05:54 pm)

Yeah you are a dirty person. Ants are attracted to food and dirt and shit like that. You must have crumbs or some shit on the floor or have a dirty kitchen sink.  Clean df up and call orkin. Also can you take the time to post said "Weed Plants" with proof that they're actually yours? 

Ye i can actualy.

https://eoserv.net/forum/topic/22487

and i have a video, granted its not on my 'moonie' account this is the account i usualy use while on utube to add all my faverite videos to. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Goh2TmjmJrQ

ill even take a picture with them to, there bigger now tho ^^ im so proud of them!

@standard: i like how u phrased that XD 15 fucks were given lmfao. ok +1ed

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''Am I a dirty person?''

Yes. Yes you are.
fucking dirty slut lal

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Nurd posted: (6th May 2013, 06:26 pm)

''Am I a dirty person?''

Yes. Yes you are.
fucking dirty slut lal

lmmfao xD 

i shoulda seen that comin

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Could be a lot of things. Dry rot, Garbage/dirty floors, etc. as already mentioned.

Are your doors sealed properly?

Just spray them with bleach or put out detergent and they'll die.

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No, you are not a dirty person. These are ants, not cockroaches or some other sort of bug or beetle. Ants have a 1 track mind, FOOD!. they are only looking for food, when they don't find any at a certain destination they will abandon that place. If you kill them and leave their little bodies down the drain and shit, you are only inviting them back to that destination, as ants are cannibals and you have just put food at that destination.

bone posted: (6th May 2013, 06:37 pm)

No, you are not a dirty person. These are ants, not cockroaches or some other sort of bug or beetle. Ants have a 1 track mind, FOOD!. they are only looking for food, when they don't find any at a certain destination they will abandon that place. If you kill them and leave their little bodies down the drain and shit, you are only inviting them back to that destination, as ants are cannibals and you have just put food at that destination.

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bone posted: (6th May 2013, 06:37 pm)

No, you are not a dirty person. These are ants, not cockroaches or some other sort of bug or beetle. Ants have a 1 track mind, FOOD!. they are only looking for food, when they don't find any at a certain destination they will abandon that place. If you kill them and leave their little bodies down the drain and shit, you are only inviting them back to that destination, as ants are cannibals and you have just put food at that destination.

omfg r u serious??? i didnt kno that!!! (could explain why i saw 1 ant carrying anouther dead 1)

my vacum cleaner recently broke so if theres any dead ants on my carpet i wont beable to get em rite away D:

i swept my kitchen floor today tho and swept up a bunch of dead ants x_x ewwww!!

well i just sprayed my house again, inside and out and HOPEFULY if anything i'll only see a few and not a fucking army >.<

but like i really hate ants and i just want em all dead and gone >:O!

like seriously ants make me cry T-T

@misca: my backdoor isnt at the bottom, i had to duct tape all around it to seal it off. But i did spray and bomb that particulare area very good, i wish i knew were they were coming in from, i dont think it's my doors it must be a crack in the wall somewhere.

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I have an ant problem once in a while since my dog will take his food to his bed and make a mess so say if the food gets under the couch or something and I don't see it then ants will swarm my house. Monnie id try doing the following things, they seem to always work for me. I take the vacuum and vacuum like a mad man to make sure I got most of them but know that ants leave a trail letting other ants know that there was food so you have to use like a raid spray in cracks, around doors, and where they were accumulating. This will most likely fix your problem right away. If all else fails I recently bought a raid plug which plugs into an outlet and I haven't seen not one bug since then! I don't know how it works but its working haha. I think the raid plug is called "raid plug ins" not sure though.

R o n n i e posted: (6th May 2013, 07:14 pm)

I have an ant problem once in a while since my dog will take his food to his bed and make a mess so say if the food gets under the couch or something and I don't see it then ants will swarm my house. Monnie id try doing the following things, they seem to always work for me. I take the vacuum and vacuum like a mad man to make sure I got most of them but know that ants leave a trail letting other ants know that there was food so you have to use like a raid spray in cracks, around doors, and where they were accumulating. This will most likely fix your problem right away. If all else fails I recently bought a raid plug which plugs into an outlet and I haven't seen not one bug since then! I don't know how it works but its working haha. I think the raid plug is called "raid plug ins" not sure though.

really? raid plug ins? i'll probly buy that if my ant spray doesnt start doing its job and KILLING these damn ants >:O

so far i havent seen any since that whole cereal bowl insident today :D

^^ thanks for the advice guys

i feel like ants should not be this hard to get rid of Dx

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Moonie posted: (6th May 2013, 07:21 pm)

R o n n i e posted: (6th May 2013, 07:14 pm)

I have an ant problem once in a while since my dog will take his food to his bed and make a mess so say if the food gets under the couch or something and I don't see it then ants will swarm my house. Monnie id try doing the following things, they seem to always work for me. I take the vacuum and vacuum like a mad man to make sure I got most of them but know that ants leave a trail letting other ants know that there was food so you have to use like a raid spray in cracks, around doors, and where they were accumulating. This will most likely fix your problem right away. If all else fails I recently bought a raid plug which plugs into an outlet and I haven't seen not one bug since then! I don't know how it works but its working haha. I think the raid plug is called "raid plug ins" not sure though.

really? raid plug ins? i'll probly buy that if my ant spray doesnt start doing its job and KILLING these damn ants >:O

so far i havent seen any since that whole cereal bowl insident today :D

^^ thanks for the advice guys

i feel like ants should not be this hard to get rid of Dx

Anteaters ftw.

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Moonie posted: (6th May 2013, 07:21 pm)

R o n n i e posted: (6th May 2013, 07:14 pm)

I have an ant problem once in a while since my dog will take his food to his bed and make a mess so say if the food gets under the couch or something and I don't see it then ants will swarm my house. Monnie id try doing the following things, they seem to always work for me. I take the vacuum and vacuum like a mad man to make sure I got most of them but know that ants leave a trail letting other ants know that there was food so you have to use like a raid spray in cracks, around doors, and where they were accumulating. This will most likely fix your problem right away. If all else fails I recently bought a raid plug which plugs into an outlet and I haven't seen not one bug since then! I don't know how it works but its working haha. I think the raid plug is called "raid plug ins" not sure though.

really? raid plug ins? i'll probly buy that if my ant spray doesnt start doing its job and KILLING these damn ants >:O

so far i havent seen any since that whole cereal bowl insident today :D

^^ thanks for the advice guys

i feel like ants should not be this hard to get rid of Dx