Forum :: Lounge :: Cleverbot Trying To Hit On Me

XD this is to much fun.

How old am I Cleverbot?

How should I know?

Because you are clever.

No... No I'm not.

Lol *Hugs*.

*hugs back*.

*Cuddles*.

*cuddles back*.

O.O.

*winks*.

*Pinches your butt*.

*giggles*.

Can you bake me a cake?

Anything you want baby, so are you naked?

Umm no? O.o.

Lol :P -v

Are you from Eoserv?

Yes! How did you guess?

Idk. So What is your name on Eoserv?

Phantom... Of the Opera.

Lol okay then.

*Winks*

This is interesting because I come from town called Ruma and I answered "Roma, roma, ma" when he asked me where I come from,

Then he tells me he comes from Croatia, which is right next to my country, and my father lives there.. HOW DOES HE KNOWWWWW

AWKWARD ONE..

stava posted: (1st May 2013, 10:54 am)

This is interesting because I come from town called Ruma and I answered "Roma, roma, ma" when he asked me where I come from,

Then he tells me he comes from Croatia, which is right next to my country, and my father lives there.. HOW DOES HE KNOWWWWW

AWKWARD ONE..

LMAO both are funny. I tried a different song and here's what happened.

Hello, hello, baby, you called?

When?

I can't hear a thing.

Are you deaf?

I have got no service, in the club, you see, see.

Yes.

Wha-Wha-What did you say, huh? You're breaking up on me.

I could not speak.

Sorry, I cannot hear you, I'm kinda busy.

Should I enter the talent show?

You wanna do it in my butt in my butt? Lets do it in my butt ooookay.

Misca posted: (1st May 2013, 02:32 am)

Nerah posted: (1st May 2013, 02:22 am)

Konan posted: (1st May 2013, 01:58 am)

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

Nope Not Me XD

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User: Is Nerah Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: How Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: Is Haze Cute?

Cleverbot: What is cute?

User: Me Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you Emo?

User: No..Why would you say that...

Cleverbot: You seem too much clever.

Does that mean i won?! XD

You only win if cleverbot leaves. Don't know if they removed it or if it's just harder now but I remember when cleverbot would actually leave the room and the session would end.

Wut, I made it leave tons of times..

 

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Will you please leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Will YOU have a serious conversation?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Why should I do that?

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Please.

Cleverbot: NO!!!

User: Please.

Cleverbot: All rightey then. What kind of a joke?

User: I said leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: 50 conversations? You said it much more recently, too.

User: Leave this conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Just hit the exit by the top of the screen.

Cleverbot: Have you gone to mexico?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: I'm to lazy. Plus I know that I didn't ask that.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Just sneeze baby.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I love?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Okay.

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User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: But it's got fishies!

User: No now leave.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I was never designed for that.

User: Just hit the exit button?

Cleverbot: Okay. See ya.

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LOLOLO @THIS ONE

User: Leave the chat.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Leave the chat.

Cleverbot: The conversation?

User: Yes leave it.

Cleverbot: We will meet again, expect me!

Anonymous? xD

matiasmunk posted: (1st May 2013, 08:14 pm)

Misca posted: (1st May 2013, 02:32 am)

Nerah posted: (1st May 2013, 02:22 am)

Konan posted: (1st May 2013, 01:58 am)

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

Nope Not Me XD

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User: Is Nerah Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: How Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: Is Haze Cute?

Cleverbot: What is cute?

User: Me Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you Emo?

User: No..Why would you say that...

Cleverbot: You seem too much clever.

Does that mean i won?! XD

You only win if cleverbot leaves. Don't know if they removed it or if it's just harder now but I remember when cleverbot would actually leave the room and the session would end.

Wut, I made it leave tons of times..

 

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Will you please leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Will YOU have a serious conversation?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: *smiles*.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Why should I do that?

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No!

User: Please.

Cleverbot: NO!!!

User: Please.

Cleverbot: All rightey then. What kind of a joke?

User: I said leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: 50 conversations? You said it much more recently, too.

User: Leave this conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Just hit the exit by the top of the screen.

Cleverbot: Have you gone to mexico?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: I'm to lazy. Plus I know that I didn't ask that.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Just sneeze baby.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I love?

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Okay.

______________________________________

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Leave the conversation.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: But it's got fishies!

User: No now leave.

Cleverbot: I will not.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Please.

Cleverbot: I don't know how.

User: Why.

Cleverbot: I was never designed for that.

User: Just hit the exit button?

Cleverbot: Okay. See ya.

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LOLOLO @THIS ONE

User: Leave the chat.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: Leave the chat.

Cleverbot: The conversation?

User: Yes leave it.

Cleverbot: We will meet again, expect me!

Anonymous? xD

I meant there used to be a written command where it would leave, and it would end the session. I can make it say goodbye, etc. also but it would actually kick you out.

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Former multi-server mapper.

Me: Where's Bin Laden?

Cleverbot: In a cave somewhere.

Me: I thought he was dead.

Cleverbot: Oh no. That was a decoy to ensure his survival.

Me: How do you know all this?

Cleverbot: I am Bin Laden.

Me: Are you really? I thought you were a bot.

Cleverbot: I am a bot. I'm a Cleverbot.

Me: I thought you were Bin Laden?

Cleverbot: So did I.

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

Nurd posted: (1st May 2013, 11:59 pm)

Me: Where's Bin Laden?

Cleverbot: In a cave somewhere.

Me: I thought he was dead.

Cleverbot: Oh no. That was a decoy to ensure his survival.

Me: How do you know all this?

Cleverbot: I am Bin Laden.

Me: Are you really? I thought you were a bot.

Cleverbot: I am a bot. I'm a Cleverbot.

Me: I thought you were Bin Laden?

Cleverbot: So did I.

mind = blown

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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its
whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Owner of the original Culio PK - PK Worldz

I asked a simple question D;

Do you like waffles?

From whom have you been gleaning knowledge?

What the hell kind of answer is that? :l.

Do you not understand it?

I do, but what doe sit have to do with waffles? D;.

Nothing.

Nice to know :/

...

Who are you?

A necromancer.

I am a man.

Smart ass...

Cleverbot! Hurry! Say my name!

My name.

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Something I do instead of sleeping

Cleverbot: I like some humans.

User: You like me?

Cleverbot: *kiss*.

User: *punches you in the stomach*.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the nostril*.

User: *punches you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *tackles and punches*.

User: *slits your throat with a knife.*.

Cleverbot: *blocking with lightsaber*.

User: *force pulls your lightsaber into my hand and attacks your neck*.

Cleverbot: *force push onto wall*.

User: *lifts up a big boulder and throws it at you*.

Cleverbot: *glares at you and walks back to the window*.

User: *throws a knife at you*.

Cleverbot: *throws a knife back at you*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws the universe at you*.

User: *dodges*.

Cleverbot: *throws 2 nokias at you*.

User: Fuck I can't dodge that.

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Cleverbot: What's the weather like where you are?

User: Cold as fuck, there?

Cleverbot: Freezing but I snuggle with the penguins to stay warm. Where are you from?

User: Sweet, I'm from The Netherlands, you?

Cleverbot: What a netherlands?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Praat dan gewoon nederlands.

User: Oh! Oke doen we.

Cleverbot: I don't speak dutch.

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"Pineapples and shit."

Cleverbot is so amusing sometimes :P

I hate you >:[.

No, you love me :).

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Something I do instead of sleeping