Forum :: Lounge :: Cleverbot Trying To Hit On Me

itsandrew posted: (1st May 2013, 01:13 am)

Knew it.

User: Are you Moonie from EOServ?

Cleverbot: I am human, and you are not.

User: You're Sausage then, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

It's a conspiracy! All of this posting on eoserv has only been a ploy by sausage to become smarter!

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Former multi-server mapper.

Misca posted: (1st May 2013, 01:15 am)

itsandrew posted: (1st May 2013, 01:13 am)

Knew it.

User: Are you Moonie from EOServ?

Cleverbot: I am human, and you are not.

User: You're Sausage then, right?

Cleverbot: Yes.

It's a conspiracy! All of this posting on eoserv has only been a ploy by sausage to become smarter!

Obviously.

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wut

Ahahaha xD

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Something I do instead of sleeping

Do you eat?

Yes.

Lies, you're a bot.

I'm a god.

:O.

Fact: bears eat beats.

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56616C68616C6C612053746F7279

Cleverbot is stupid lol

These ads at the bottom of our website are nice.

May the force be with you.

You're so fucking dumb it's unbelievable.

So are you.

Lol just got this one haha

What can you do?

I can run faster than all the other kids in my class.

Does that mean you're Kenyan?

In the context.

That's pretty cool.

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Tire me.

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

LOLOL ANDREW = CLEVERBOT

If I paid you a large sum of money would you have sex with me?

No.

Why not?

I am Andrew.

You are Andrewbob?

I know.

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Tire me.

Konan posted: (1st May 2013, 01:58 am)

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

Nope Not Me XD

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User: Is Nerah Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: How Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: Is Haze Cute?

Cleverbot: What is cute?

User: Me Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you Emo?

User: No..Why would you say that...

Cleverbot: You seem too much clever.

Does that mean i won?! XD

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Things and stuff go here I guess.

Nerah posted: (1st May 2013, 02:22 am)

Konan posted: (1st May 2013, 01:58 am)

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

Nope Not Me XD

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User: Is Nerah Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: How Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: Is Haze Cute?

Cleverbot: What is cute?

User: Me Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you Emo?

User: No..Why would you say that...

Cleverbot: You seem too much clever.

Does that mean i won?! XD

Lol I know I was just messing around <3

Be afraid... be very afraid...

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Nerah posted: (1st May 2013, 02:22 am)

Konan posted: (1st May 2013, 01:58 am)

Nerah is Cleverbot? :o XD nice convo lolz.

Do you think Nerah is cute?

Yes, Do you think I am?

Sure :) lol.

Do you think I'm cute?

YEs.

Anything else?

Nothing.

Just cute?

Yes.

Would you ever date me?

Sure.

What about marriage?

You and me.

Yup :D.

Nope Not Me XD

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User: Is Nerah Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: How Cute?

Cleverbot: Really cute.

User: Is Haze Cute?

Cleverbot: What is cute?

User: Me Mwahahaha.

Cleverbot: Are you Emo?

User: No..Why would you say that...

Cleverbot: You seem too much clever.

Does that mean i won?! XD

You only win if cleverbot leaves. Don't know if they removed it or if it's just harder now but I remember when cleverbot would actually leave the room and the session would end.

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Former multi-server mapper.

I am very pleased at how this went.

User: Do you like waffles?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like waffles!

User: Do you like pancakes?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like pancakes!

User: Do you like french toast?

Cleverbot: Yeah we like french toast!

User: Do-do-do-do, can't wait to get a mouthful!

Cleverbot: Waffles!

I forgot to get a screeny of it.. but i asked it if t liked jews... and it replied holocaust...

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Something I do instead of sleeping

I had this one a while back;

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"Pineapples and shit."

Ananas posted: (1st May 2013, 07:07 am)

I had this one a while back;

He is getting smarter D:

Hello Cleverbot.

My name is Cleverbot.

Are you as clever that you can speak Dutch?

Less and less.

Praat maar in het nederlands dan.

Jaa wil je nederlands praten?

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“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”― Albert Einstein