Cykka
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 Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
Watch out if you piss off this guy he calls you a nobody on a dead game.. He also calls you ugly. He's cray man just cray..
jewpacabra » Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:40 pm
It was a sunny day, but to Dale Stack, it ended in ruin.
Dale was just your normal average run of the mill guy. He liked all the normal stuff, but he had a penchant for weird stuff....namely......little girls.
NOTHING could satiate his thirst for women like little girls could. Dale was feeling lonely, so he wanted to adopt a child to care for like they were his own....so he went to the nearby orphanage for young girls.......
"Hello Mr. Stack!" said the Lady in charge of the orphange, "Back again?"
"Yes, miss. I really believe I can provide a good and loving home for one of these sweet little girls." stated Dale, with lust in his eyes.
"Very well, they're playing outside right now, so you can have the opportunity to meet and greet each one!" said the Lady, unbeknownst to her that he was a clear sexual predator.
It took Dale five minutes to scope out the prettiest pre-school age girl of the lot. "Bueno," he thought as he walked over to the girl, she was playing on a slide. "Hello gorgeous, what's your name?" he inquired. "Tiffany, whats yours?" she replied daringly.
"It's Dale" He drawled, saliva dripping from his mouth profusely.
"How would you like to be my daughter?" asked Dale, getting straight to the point.
"I don't know....you're kind of creepy" stated Tiffany, bluntly.
"Well Tiffany, I'm sorry I'm coming off that way, I am really trying to find someone I can love like my very own." Dale desperately spat out.
At this time, Dale has an insatiable desire to be inside this young girl, and so he tries to act on it. He tells Tiffany, "I have some candy in my car, would you like some?"
She nods...suspiciously.
The Lady who owns the orphanage knows exactly what he is up to, as someone tried the exact same thing last week. None other than Apurbo!
She dials 911, "Hello? We have an emergency at Sunshine Orphanage for little girls, send police STAT" she exclaimed.
Well long story short, Dale goes to jail.
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jimmy
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
haha dale stacks is a faggot ---
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Conex
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
You both seem like losers to anyone seeing this huge wall of text nobody cares enough to read. This was stupid on rakuhana and its stupid here too. Poor guys.
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Nerva
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
Conex posted: (23rd Apr 2013, 04:13 pm)
You both seem like losers to anyone seeing this huge wall of text nobody cares enough to read. This was stupid on rakuhana and its stupid here too. Poor guys.
This.
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Moonie
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
this story was lame. If i wanted to read about older men trying to rape school girls id read some japanese hentai.
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Pharisee
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
Lol'd at the terrible feedback this topic got.
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Cykka
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
Pharisee posted: (23rd Apr 2013, 09:07 pm)
Lol'd at the terrible feedback this topic got.
Lolol I thought this shit was lol :( Ben did an awesome job -.- you guys are just oh so mean. :( ---
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Mouse
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
I thought it was hilarious when he first made it lol. ---
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Re: Dale Stacks The Jewpacabra story from rakuhana
Ahh pedophilia,a terrible crime to commit and a terrible disease to live with and yet we the internet generation have been so desensitized...
Anyway enjoy
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"I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of
values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance.All its frail and useless
notions of order and sanity. How does it live? I'm afraid the sad answer is, "Not very well". Faced
with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless...."
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