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Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

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elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:42 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

EOSERV How did we get here?

I have a limp boner, it's too heavy to go up. I'm implying I have the hugest cock out of all of mankind.

And if your penis goes upwards when erect, that means you have a cavity somewhere in your penis that causes it to go up. Straight and curved is normal.

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Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:48 pm)

elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:42 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

EOSERV How did we get here?

I have a limp boner, it's too heavy to go up. I'm implying I have the hugest cock out of all of mankind.

May the force be with you,

I did not need to know that lmao..

p.s i never said anything about penis going upward i said it hurts when trying to aim your penis down when its erect. That my friend is an entire different story and i do not wish to go into detail about people having upward penises that would be fking weird

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elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:50 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:48 pm)

elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:42 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

EOSERV How did we get here?

I have a limp boner, it's too heavy to go up. I'm implying I have the hugest cock out of all of mankind.

May the force be with you,

I did not need to know that lmao..

p.s i never said anything about penis going upward i said it hurts when trying to aim your penis down when its erect. That my friend is an entire different story and i do not wish to go into detail about people having upward penises that would be fking weird

Agreed.

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elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:50 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:48 pm)

elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:42 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

EOSERV How did we get here?

I have a limp boner, it's too heavy to go up. I'm implying I have the hugest cock out of all of mankind.

May the force be with you,

I did not need to know that lmao..

p.s i never said anything about penis going upward i said it hurts when trying to aim your penis down when its erect. That my friend is an entire different story and i do not wish to go into detail about people having upward penises that would be fking weird

They must defy the law of gravity then.

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hotdog posted: (31st Mar 2013, 12:51 pm)
Anyway I find it really hard to actually pee with a boner. Usually when I need to go and I'll just wait it out. But on those rare occasions I have to make a choice to either break my dick off and try to aim at the toilet or play it angry birds style.. 

lmao

ARG so much recoill!!! damn dos boners.

I try to get a couple feet away from the toilet seat then try to aim the end stream at the toilet seat, learned this while drunk mastered it sober.

Aiming is a challenge but pissing is so much harder

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elevations posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:42 pm)

Zack posted: (31st Mar 2013, 03:17 pm)

If you ask me, peeing with a boner is easier.

What are you implying here? That your penis is that small? so when its erect its easier to grasp hold of it and piss into the toliet?

LMAO sorry i dont know how having a boner makes it easier because trying to aim into the toliet with boner hurts because boner is so erect it doesnt want to aim down there, and trying to force it to aim in there can be a painful experience when you have a boner.

Anyone who really had a boner and went to toliet and try to aim it down there would understand that it doesnt want to go down otherwise there penis is a floppy like yours seems to be LMAO

EOSERV How did we get here?

the fuck?

*sneaks back out of topic*

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