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Post #183919 For 18+ ONLY....

I ate a bowl of cereal this morning and it was so good because the milk was so cold that it made me drink it all and i licked the leftovers of the milk from inside the bowl to the very last of its kind. After i licked the milk off of the bowl i had to go to the restroom and bomb Japan. After that was taken care of i looked around for any toilet paper i could find and had found none. So i wiped my ass with both my hands and since there wasn't any water running inside this restroom i went to wash my hands and ass at the kitchen sink. I had some poop flying around because i was new to this stuff. But since i'll be doing this for quite a while i'll practice everyday when i have time. I dressed up afterwards for work and forgot to wash under my long fingernails which still had some stinky and dirty crumbs from my ass crack. So i went to cut my long fingernails and clean them good so i won't give out an odd Reese's Puffs smell at work. I finally got the last fingernail cleaned and made my journey to work. Same old stuff at work. Taking people's order, shouting out the order to the back room, once the order is on the counter, make the people check to see if they like what they see, wait to see for some satisfaction on their faces, get their okay, punch in the order, that'll be 50 dollars, get the money, give the change to the customer, and wait for another customer. After what felt like hell i finally finished from work and headed back home. I finally got home from such a long drive. All i was thinking of was sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, etc. But i couldn't sleep yet with the poop on the floor and dishes that was left there since morning to now in the evening. I was too tired to do the work so i decided to clean it tomorrow. When i made up my mind i went to undress myself then afterwards went to my computer and turned it on. First site i went to was Eoserv.net. I check the Art Section but i was too tired to look through everything so i went to Lounge and read some topics and thought that some were bleh. I decided to make my own topic and so i read the rules first. Only thing i remember reading there was that i can say anything on Lounge like what i ate for breakfast. I thought of a good topic but couldn't come up with one so i said to myself,''What the heck i don't care.'' Then i started with what i ate for breakfast this morning which was Reese's Puffs and what i did after that which was take a dump and found out that there was no toilet paper and had to wash my ass with my hands and water at the kitchen sink because the water wasn't running in the restroom. Then i had to clean my dirty nails and headed to work after that was taken care of and had a hellish day at work too. Well, it felt like hell. I was happy to get off and headed fast to my home to take a nappy but open the door to see a home full of shit!!! And i told myself to eff this shit cuz this shit is just shit and i'll clean that shit tomorrow. Shit. And then i went to get naked and went to use my computer for a couple of minutes. Went to this site called Eoserv.net and made a topic on Lounge with alot of shit in it and now i feel like taking a nappy so i'm gonna go knock the eff out right now.

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183921 Re: For 18+ ONLY....



im disappointed with the lack of porn in this thread.

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183922 Re: For 18+ ONLY....
Moonie posted: (5th Feb 2013, 06:07 pm)



im disappointed with the lack of porn in this thread.



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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183926 Re: For 18+ ONLY....

I bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. I said to Moonie "I will love you until the last flower dies." Or until I boot it offline.

12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183927 Re: For 18+ ONLY....
QuantumBooter posted: (5th Feb 2013, 06:37 pm)

I bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. I said to Moonie "I will love you until the last flower dies." Or until I boot it offline.


technically the fake flower was never alive
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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183939 Re: For 18+ ONLY....
QuantumBooter posted: (5th Feb 2013, 06:37 pm)

I bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. I said to Moonie "I will love you until the last flower dies." Or until I boot it offline.


AWWW <3 that was the sweetest thing ive ever heard in my life xD 
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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #183971 Re: For 18+ ONLY....

TL;DR

Only thing that I really noticed is that you dropped Fat Man on Japan =|

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #184081 Re: For 18+ ONLY....

I got you moonie my love.

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #184087 Re: For 18+ ONLY....
Cyanide posted: (6th Feb 2013, 06:09 pm)

I got you moonie my love.


much better.


is that sara palin? LOL


edit: inb4 u get banned xD

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
Post #184095 Re: For 18+ ONLY....

the fuc LOL

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12 years, 12 weeks ago
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