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I personally think that Anti-Jokes are the best jokes

Post your best ones!

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

YESS!!!

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

Breaking your spine and not being able to walk for the rest of your life.

What's wet and smells like fish?

FISH!

c:

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Yep.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Not Sarah.

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Rest in peace. <3

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called, and the duck is released in a nearby pond.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set an alarm for a reasonable hour.

Knock knock. Whose there? To. To who? To whom.

Last one is my favorite.

Edit WAIT I found another...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Tire me.

• What did the kid with leukemia get for christmas?
• Nothing, he died :D

• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• To get to the gay guy's house.
• Knock knock
• Who's there?
• The chicken.
  

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inb4 racist jokes

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“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its
whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Owner of the original Culio PK - PK Worldz

What was the saddest part about the bus full of children that drove off a cliff?

They were my friends...

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Who's that pokemon?

Idk, but It's probably a shadow one.

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when was the last time i gave a fuck?

oh wait never.

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Why did the little boy fall off the bike?

He was hit by a fridge.

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis