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ok so i thought id post my rants about movies i have seen (The ones that are pretty stupid)

The darkest hour/ about alien energy balls that fall to earth and take the earths energy and kill everyone. there invisible and you can only detect them if they are near anything electrical. or they produce and electric current on there shield you can just about make them out. they touch you, you instantly die and turn into particals(dust) etc

Quote from the movie that's REALLY dumb.
"woman: what are those things?
man: there invisible."

NO FUCKING SHIT SHERLOCK. everyone just saw a cop get turned into nothing, BY NOTHING.. DERP HERP DERPPPPPPPPPPPP

A scene from this movie where the building collapses and they all fall into the water and Natalie disappears..
WHY THE FUCK has she walked all the way to a bus depo to hide in a bus when EVERYONE is in the water, and the rescue submarine is in there too - causing the rest to go look for her leaving them AND herself in danger. DUMB BITCH and DUMB plot.

The watchmen/ where do i even BEGIN?????????? lol

the stupid movie is like watching someone try turn themselfs insideout to create themselfs back into a four legged mamal, to be precise.
OK firstly, what the fuck is the matter with those "super heros" they do nothing but coward off or cause trouble for the planet. NOT make things better.
ok so far our superheros are
The masked guy - he has SERIOUSE anger issues and is a bad ass killer (the only char i actualy like)
the whore girl - she falls in love with ANYONE just to make the blue guy jelous.. her special power is being a whore.
the blue guy - he has controle over the matrix lol ... *facepalm*
the bat looking guy - clearly he has lack of confidance in his costume and himself because hes about as usless as a rotten corpse. even robbin hood had more damned courage and he was wearing TIGHTS!.
ugly old dude - hes a rapist, his superpower is being a shit stain on the face of the planet, raping girls and shooting pregnant woman for nothing.


and somehow the sex scene seems MORE important than ANYTHING in the movie. theres more fucked up romance than anything else in this damned movie.. there SUPPOSED to be superheros NOT on the geramy kyle show damnit.

oh and the last scene when they FINALLY become super powered after SUN EXPLODING EARTH CORRODING SEX. slow motion walks kill everyone apparently ..

MY GOD. what where these producers THINKING?

if you agree please state below. post the things in movies that piss YOU off :)
ill look forward to your views

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

the darkest hour had really bad acting and the aliens where pretty much rubbish. and the watchmen was one of the most confusing movies i have ever encountered i did not like it at all not one bit. none of the characters ..NOTHING. the one movie that bugs me alot is juno.
just everything about the girl pisses me off.

i have to agree, the watchmen is just too confusing, im suprised if anyone understood it.

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

YOU... ARE... KILLING... ME....SMALLS.... 

I love the watchmen.... -.-'' 

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Cyanide posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:03 pm)

YOU... ARE... KILLING... ME....SMALLS.... 

I love the watchmen.... -.-'' 

you gotta be KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

Tails posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:06 pm)

Cyanide posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:03 pm)

YOU... ARE... KILLING... ME....SMALLS.... 

I love the watchmen.... -.-'' 

you gotta be KIDDING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No my love this is serious business no kiddding involved. x_x 

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Damn cyanide. I see you tryna get some tail.....

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Chief Sosa posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:10 pm)

Damn cyanide. I see you tryna get some tail.....

I see what you did there. 

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Cyanide posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:11 pm)

Chief Sosa posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:10 pm)

Damn cyanide. I see you tryna get some tail.....

I see what you did there. 

hahaha xD and nooooooooooooooooooo ITS SO STUPID lol how can u like this movie, and i thought you were cool :( *crys* lol

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

this rant made me lol xDDD

sadly i havent seen either of the movies tho D:!

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Moonie posted: (17th Dec 2012, 10:46 pm)

this rant made me lol xDDD

sadly i havent seen either of the movies tho D:!

haha thanks :) and well if you are going to watch them

prapare for bad acting, stupid females, bad storylines/plots, akward porno scenes that even make chuck norris cringe.  and also, just a warning, the watchmen is 3 HOURS LONG!!!! lol 3 HOURS of total and complete utter ball sack. i mean i think i started at my tv screen through pure shock after the movie ended. i thought life had been erased and i was in hell.


have fun :D

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

lol the watchmen was awesome lol

Tiduss posted: (17th Dec 2012, 11:20 pm)

lol the watchmen was awesome lol

you and cy understood this movie and you like it?????????
how is this possible lol. i mean ye we all wish we could have out of this world, fire making sex. this movie makes real sex look like trying to get string through a pin hole
D=

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sometimes I think to myself, how are humans the smartest species on earth when they can also be the
dumbest species.

Tiduss posted: (17th Dec 2012, 11:20 pm)

lol the watchmen was awesome lol

Yup, it was a good movie... 

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i knew exactly what was going on just sometimes i couldnt hear what they were saying because they swore more then they spoke