Forum :: Lounge :: Zombie Apocalypse! (Eoserv Style)

I thought this would be a good fun topic, to many serious troll topics lately.

If there was a zombie Apocalypse what would do.. and who on EOSERV community would you team up with? and why?

Here's my team:

Xsepx - this dude is like a solider

Stava - he can distract the zombies with his long blonde hair (good decoy)

Haze - Can supply us with weed throughout our journey.

Moonie - Every team needs a female right? and if she ever gets to hyper we can throw dat bitch to the zombies and ruuuun.

Andrewbob - Cute little kid..? nope a evil ruthless killing machine.

That's all show us your team, tactics, and things you would do to stay safe.

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Eoserva.

Where am I? ;)

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Wildsurvival posted: (1st Dec 2012, 04:59 pm)

Where am I? ;)

Nah man, you'll die off bro.

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Eoserva.

game plan:

come to fort knox, ill have us a vehicle convoy ready. a truck full of ammo, a lot of canned food from our dining facility and some MREs for later, we'll post up at the gold vault for a little bit (place is a fortress) after the initial crazyness we can leave and go elsewhere. yes?

Nerva posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:01 pm)

Wildsurvival posted: (1st Dec 2012, 04:59 pm)

Where am I? ;)

Nah man, you'll die off bro.

Sadfaic :( nu uh. I play survival games!

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

So I came a long and saw Wild being left behind and added him to the ranks, we can always fit one more?

- Syran. who wouldn't want an ex army dude?

- Miksu, he's so goth the Zombie's wouldn't even notice him, and he would probably eat them.

- Desmond, just for shits n giggles.

- Insomniac, drunken lunatic will also blend in with the Zombie's. And probably communicate with them.

- Sausage, because I can't think of anyone else and wouldn't have the time to. And for more shits and giggles.

- Wild, help me code a laz0r pl0x.

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Wildsurvival posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:03 pm)

Nerva posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:01 pm)

Wildsurvival posted: (1st Dec 2012, 04:59 pm)

Where am I? ;)

Nah man, you'll die off bro.

Sadfaic :( nu uh. I play survival games!

Fine I guess but you got to meet us at fort knox

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Eoserva.

I guess we're all going to fort knox. You better have booze there.

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Web developer, currently looking for graphic artists / designers.

If there was a zombie apocalypse, and you picked your team from the EOSERV community, you would be dumb. A vast majority are trolls, weak, socializing issues, and dishonest. I'm not saying everyone is, but I would estimate about 50-60% of the community would have at least one of those traits. You would be better off just picking from your town because that's closer, and you probably know them personally better. I sure as hell would kill some of you people if I ever met you in person.

Being a decoy doesn't mean anything in the zombie world. That is like saying you're an extra body. I'm pretty sure zombies don't care how pretty you are, they will chase anyone.

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Addison posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:12 pm)

If there was a zombie apocalypse, and you picked your team from the EOSERV community, you would be dumb. A vast majority are trolls, weak, socializing issues, and dishonest. I'm not saying everyone is, but I would estimate about 50-60% of the community would have at least one of those traits. You would be better off just picking from your town because that's closer, and you probably know them personally better. I sure as hell would kill some of you people if I ever met you in person.

Being a decoy doesn't mean anything in the zombie world. That is like saying you're an extra body. I'm pretty sure zombies don't care how pretty you are, they will chase anyone.

Trolls? Socializing issues? Dumb? Dishonest? Sounds like a good Zombie movie.

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Web developer, currently looking for graphic artists / designers.

Addison posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:12 pm)

If there was a zombie apocalypse, and you picked your team from the EOSERV community, you would be dumb. A vast majority are trolls, weak, socializing issues, and dishonest. I'm not saying everyone is, but I would estimate about 50-60% of the community would have at least one of those traits. You would be better off just picking from your town because that's closer, and you probably know them personally better. I sure as hell would kill some of you people if I ever met you in person.

Being a decoy doesn't mean anything in the zombie world. That is like saying you're an extra body. I'm pretty sure zombies don't care how pretty you are, they will chase anyone.

And you don't think people will share those traits outside of EOSERV?, I highly doubt it maybe it's just their online persona to act annoying. The Stava part was a obviously a joke, but an extra body could come in handy you never know, would they still be chasing you when they're busy tearing up and eating Moonie? Nope.

Look at Black Friday or Boxing Day and how disgusting and rude people can get just to get 30% off and a computer? or a toy. Imagine how people would act with food or water or gas? I doubt they would have the best manners.Also having people you are closer with will only result in you having to kill them off when they get bit or see them die which isn't pleasant.

The whole point of the topic is to bring EOSERV people it's more fun and interesting to see, nobody wants to read "omgz i'll bring my pet sammy cuz he jaz so kute".

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Eoserva.

The one man team.

Yukio - Military trained, equipped, mastered all the forms of combat. Learned to live by camping himself, including setting fire, getting foods, preparing first aids, building a shelter, and sharpened all of his senses. Fully detected the weaknesses and resistance of a zombie and its other capabilities and abilities, so he can kill it in a few seconds. In short, deadly.

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Yukio posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:35 pm)

The one man team.

Yukio - Military trained, equipped, mastered all the forms of combat. Learned to live by camping himself, including setting fire, getting foods, preparing first aids, building a shelter, and sharpened all of his senses. Fully detected the weaknesses and resistance of a zombie and its other capabilities and abilities, so he can kill it in a few seconds. In short, deadly.

So you and your right hand? sounds lonely.

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Eoserva.

Nerva posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:41 pm)

Yukio posted: (1st Dec 2012, 05:35 pm)

The one man team.

Yukio - Military trained, equipped, mastered all the forms of combat. Learned to live by camping himself, including setting fire, getting foods, preparing first aids, building a shelter, and sharpened all of his senses. Fully detected the weaknesses and resistance of a zombie and its other capabilities and abilities, so he can kill it in a few seconds. In short, deadly.

So you and your right hand? sounds lonely.

yeah. =[ but atleast, I'm fully equipped on this type of situations. xD

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im god so ill just kill all the zombies and go eat some cake so eat noobs

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