Forum :: Lounge :: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Elaya posted: (29th Nov 2012, 04:50 pm)

Mouse posted: (29th Nov 2012, 04:44 pm)

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Loljk took that from Flight of the Conchords

Omg, yes!

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fat and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny (I'm horny)
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
'Cause I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
My lyrics are bottomless

Sometimes my rhymes are polite
Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright
That was very delicious, good night"
Sometimes they're obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a
Stream of margarine
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
Some margarine

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment
I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me
Say my rhymes are sissy
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?
Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin'?

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

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It takes an idiot to do cool things. That’s why it’s cool If you can"t trust your rapist, who can you trust?

         i win now shut up and lets eat some cake

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Hello online rejects- Lil B The Pack Leader

P.S Lol at all the losers trying to imitate me- lil b best dressed

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Bruh, I feel like black Jesus- Lil B Thebasedgod

jimmy posted: (29th Nov 2012, 06:28 am)

Your lower then a script kiddy,
andrewbob1 is above you son
now this shitty song is done.

yes..... hahahahahaha

never laughed so hard at something on eoserv in my life LOL

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wut

My niggas official boy they bound to kill....catch an op he getting popped just Like a pill. My niggas bout that life so we keep the steel. It ain't a game in the field boy this is real. Nigggas are snakes so you better watch who you trust. Samenigga you kick it with the same nigga will get you fucked up.

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My skins dying because you're under it-
I’m done lying to myself for this.
For all the wonder in believing man it’s making me weak-
I’ll fade away & classify myself as Obsolete!

Evildark posted: (29th Nov 2012, 10:18 pm)

My niggas official boy they bound to kill....catch an op he getting popped just Like a pill. My niggas bout that life so we keep the steel. It ain't a game in the field boy this is real. Nigggas are snakes so you better watch who you trust. Samenigga you kick it with the same nigga will get you fucked up.

I got the strongest flow on eoserv.net,

you guys are just my pets.

Ima prodigy a true rap king so,

I'd suggest you guys

take more time to type

your damn rhymes.

Inb4 someone says im good

just because Im black but honestly

you guys are all just whack.

Before you reply just realize you'll

never beat a black guy

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Siggy

apple posted: (29th Nov 2012, 11:52 pm)

I got the strongest flow on eoserv.net,

you guys are just my pets.

Ima prodigy a true rap king so,

I'd suggest you guys

take more time to type

your damn rhymes.

Inb4 someone says im good

just because Im black but honestly

you guys are all just whack.

Before you reply just realize you'll

never beat a black guy

2black4u

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wut

i wanna rap too ;o .. sorta.

ok ok, here i come. (lol, get it.. CUM)

ok ok, forealz.. umm..

what's up with all these raps? clearly they're all crap

it's the haze man here, smoke weed and sometimes crack

i don't have a flow because well.. i'm not black.

yeah my friends they call me the double 0, bitch add the 7

open up this white truck, see this dope that i'm sellin

i work from home, i call it my personal office

got sordie on my dick cause i got a big sausage

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Haze posted: (30th Nov 2012, 12:26 am)

i wanna rap too ;o .. sorta.

ok ok, here i come. (lol, get it.. CUM)

ok ok, forealz.. umm..

what's up with all these raps? clearly they're all crap

it's the haze man here, smoke weed and sometimes crack

i don't have a flow because well.. i'm not black.

yeah my friends they call me the double 0, bitch add the 7

open up this white truck, see this dope that i'm sellin

i work from home, i call it my personal office

got sordie on my dick cause i got a big sausage

"got sordie on my dick cuz I got a big sausage"

Lololololololololololololololololololol. Icwutudidthere

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Haze posted: (30th Nov 2012, 12:26 am)

i wanna rap too ;o .. sorta.

ok ok, here i come. (lol, get it.. CUM)

ok ok, forealz.. umm..

what's up with all these raps? clearly they're all crap

it's the haze man here, smoke weed and sometimes crack

i don't have a flow because well.. i'm not black.

yeah my friends they call me the double 0, bitch add the 7

open up this white truck, see this dope that i'm sellin

i work from home, i call it my personal office

got sordie on my dick cause i got a big sausage

the based god... your a fool can't you realize your getting banned.. just leave. making new accounts is pointless. your a waste of time. 

foul grunt, your never getting cunt you never smoke a blunt.

your a pretender, a fool, a motherfucking tool. aint got no swag, no style. all i do is smile.

i'm laughing at you now. so pathetic as you are. your a kid, nothing more all you ever be is somebody else's whore.

oh goodbye

:o

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Queen posted: (30th Nov 2012, 12:47 am)

the based god... your a fool can't you realize your getting banned.. just leave. making new accounts is pointless. your a waste of time. 

foul grunt, your never getting cunt you never smoke a blunt.

your a pretender, a fool, a motherfucking tool. aint got no swag, no style. all i do is smile.

i'm laughing at you now. so pathetic as you are. your a kid, nothing more all you ever be is somebody else's whore.

oh goodbye

:o

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Queen posted: (30th Nov 2012, 12:47 am)

the based god... your a fool can't you realize your getting banned.. just leave. making new accounts is pointless. your a waste of time. 

foul grunt, your never getting cunt you never smoke a blunt.

your a pretender, a fool, a motherfucking tool. aint got no swag, no style. all i do is smile.

i'm laughing at you now. so pathetic as you are. your a kid, nothing more all you ever be is somebody else's whore.

oh goodbye

:o

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CN:BH 4 lyfe

got sordie on my dick cause i got a big sausage

lol'd

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