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Post #171706 I thought id show base_god how its done.

hey guys so we have a troll in our myst. i thought it might be fun to show hes not the only one who can rap or make rhyms and i think its our turn.

so i made one about myself, it describes me quite alot xD

yea i got flow, and not the sort that you know.
im ultra flash and ill put a boot up your ass. make the wrong move
and it could be your last. Dont turn on the light because im about to spark up your night. im a wildcat let loose in the wild, im looking for a brave man to come tame this child. im rough and ready, and more than steady. are you ready to rock because im rockin already


and heres are the ones specialy for base_god made by yours truely - tails ;) enjoy


Listen fat shit, your trippin balls
you aint got no game and your mothers the same
she's like a winter coat i wear her all the time
you must be blind, you think your it but you suck your own dick
this aint no playground but the bully is here, the one youl fear
you aint got nothin on me although you may be in key
ill beat your ass down so why not press charges on me



black or white ill tear you appart,i dont need rythem or rhyme.
poetic justice, your a scene of this crime.
beg for mercy as you mean nothin to me and you never will,
your life is trippin coz you cant pay yo bills.
throwin money on ho's that give you stis, no bitch will have ya
only sluts apply. you spit and you rap because you aint got nothin
why not stop bluffin, wheres your dick coz it aint in your pants
i think it ran off coz your less of a man, ill say it again
and ill say it once, you cant do it like i can and dont even try.
your just like the reject out of american pie.



unlike base_god i made them myself. sorry if you think this is a troll post, but i know most will like it xD

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171710 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

"you must be blind, you think your it but you suck your own dick"

Damn, If I could suck my own dick I'd never have to leave my house..

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171711 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.
AustinB posted: (29th Nov 2012, 04:18 am)

"you must be blind, you think your it but you suck your own dick"

Damn, If I could suck my own dick I'd never have to leave my house..


hahahaha xD
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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171715 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

I'm kodyt,
cykka tron,
yeah cyanide thats me.
I'm poison to your veins
just try to utter my name
I got the sickest game,
the wackest flow
raps a joke so get outta here yo
you ass holes don't wanna fuck with me
well cuz...
I got herpes on my dick like jesus
just stole that line from R.A.J
and ya'll standin there waitin for this to turn gold
sooooooo this is getting old
like base gods generic flow
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.
.
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sorry was on 4chan lookin at gore
you kids think your all so hard
I can do this shit all night,
jerk off with razor blade an hunting knife
cut off my balls turn my dick inside out
I'm on your level now
>Implying I have to be a bitch because your a dickless piece of shit
enough with this simplistic shit.

You've seen my freestyles many times
but before I go I gotta get this one thing off my mind
Your lower then a script kiddy,
andrewbob1 is above you son
now this shitty song is done.

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171718 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Your lower then a script kiddy,
andrewbob1 is above you son
now this shitty song is done.


yes..... hahahahahaha

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171719 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Thebasedgod was nowhere to be found.

12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171722 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Oh yeah before I forget.. 

"im looking for a brave man to come tame this child. im rough and ready, and more than steady. are you ready to rock because im rockin already"

I'll tame ya baby ;D just send me that fb. ;) 

I got game, i got no shame,
I aint no lame, I got this shit on lock,
so come over here and ride my jock, 
baby girl you kickin it on Kodyt's block. 
I want you to suck my..... wow wow wow.. 
I was just gonna say lolipop,
I bought two or three, 
so come sit on santas knee
like hoe hoe hoe
you'll remember me.

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171726 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

get served

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171739 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

My rhymes are contagious
My lyrics are outrageous
I don't like rap

The end.

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171740 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Loljk took that from Flight of the Conchords

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171741 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.
Mouse posted: (29th Nov 2012, 04:44 pm)

My rhymes and records they don't get played
Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid.

Loljk took that from Flight of the Conchords

Omg, yes!

I'm the mother flippin' Rhymenocerous
My beats are fat and the birds are on my back
And I'm horny (I'm horny)
If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede
'Cause I hit you with my flow
The Wild Rhino Stampede
I'm not just wild, I'm trained, domesticated
I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated
And subsequently procreated
That's how it goes
Here's the Hip-Hopapotamus
The hip hop hippo

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

My lyrics are bottomless

Sometimes my rhymes are polite

Like "Thank you for dinner, Ms. Wright
That was very delicious, good night"
Sometimes they're obscene
Like a pornographic dream
NC-17 with ladies in a
Stream of margarine
Ha ha ha ha ha ha, yeah
Some margarine

They call me the Hip-Hopapotamus

Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Mmmph, Steve

My rhymes and records they don't get played

Because my records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like me you don't get paid
And if you roll like me you don't get laid

My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment

I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist
But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I'm trying to correct this

Other rappers diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy
Why? Why? Why?
What?
Why exactly?
What? Why?
Be more constructive with your feedback, please, why?
Why?

Why, because I rap about reality?

Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea?
There ain't no party like my nana's tea party
Hey! Ho!

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Who's the motherflippin'?

I'm the motherflippin'

I'm the motherflippin'
I'm the motherflippin'
Motherflippin'

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171743 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.


Roses are red, violets are red, garden is red.

My house is on fire.

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171744 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Is this what eoserv has turned into? Rap battles? Seriously..

Gets out gun and points it to my head-

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12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171746 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

The Base god is back, tails you've lost track and you're rhymes are WHACK, open you're mouth so i can empty my sack, you're talking about color and you kidding you black? You aint no competition and that's a fact, I'm a lone wolf i don't need no pack, addicted to EO? i think you're addicted to crack, i'm in you're brain like you got no hacks. You can't rhyme i shine, you find time to make a dime, selling you're body its a crime, prostitute you aint fine. You're a dog so just chase you're tail, Whata bad attempt whata fucking fail. 

12 years, 29 weeks ago
Post #171747 Re: I thought id show base_god how its done.

Base_God = Jeev? the cross dressin "hot italian model" better known as blessy? lol

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