Syran
Joined: 26th Mar 2009
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 Re: Funny moments
MitchV2 posted: (8th Sep 2012, 05:09 am)
Syran posted: (8th Sep 2012, 04:59 am)
Back when I was in the military, me and a friend of mine ran the shop during night shift after everyone went home. One night, we got assigned to show a new guy how to run some of the systems we worked on, and after that was done we were just sort of chilling when my friend decided he was going
to start messing with the new guy. He does this to everyone, so it's not like it was a surprise that he decided to do it.
He started talking to the guy, and would pick pieces of what he said he liked doing and turn it around on him so he looked like an idiot. After a while the new guy decided to bring up his religion and how he was a better person than my friend because he didn't go around fucking with people.
That's when shit hit the fan and it all got funny as hell. I'm sitting in the corner watching the charts and graphs and making sure nothing is overheating or dying, trying to keep from laughing while my friend is bashing the new guy's religion. After a while the guy starts yelling, jumps up out of
his chair like he's going to do something and walks over. My friend just stands up and looks at him and laughs, cuz the new guy is literally half his height. After that he sort of shut up for a while and just walked back to his post and didn't talk for a while. Then he got started on religion
again, and somehow he worked in black people. Now the new guy is saying that black people only exist because Cain killed his brother or whatever and that it was their punishment for murder. This is when I completely crack and just can't keep from laughing anymore, to this day we still laugh about
that because that was just priceless. He was so easy to fuck with and it never got old, because he knew he couldn't do anything about it and he would get so pissed. For the rest of our time there they would get into it every single day without fail.
Lmfao. How is boot camp, is it difficult?
Honestly boot camp was a joke. It's mostly just a lot of being made fun of. A little bit of exercise and a lot of classes.
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MitchV2
Joined: 19th Oct 2011
Posts: 1285
Re: Funny moments
Syran posted: (8th Sep 2012, 05:16 am)
MitchV2 posted: (8th Sep 2012, 05:09 am)
Syran posted: (8th Sep 2012, 04:59 am)
Back when I was in the military, me and a friend of mine ran the shop during night shift after everyone went home. One night, we got assigned to show a new guy how to run some of the systems we worked on, and after that was done we were just sort of chilling when my friend decided he was going
to start messing with the new guy. He does this to everyone, so it's not like it was a surprise that he decided to do it.
He started talking to the guy, and would pick pieces of what he said he liked doing and turn it around on him so he looked like an idiot. After a while the new guy decided to bring up his religion and how he was a better person than my friend because he didn't go around fucking with people.
That's when shit hit the fan and it all got funny as hell. I'm sitting in the corner watching the charts and graphs and making sure nothing is overheating or dying, trying to keep from laughing while my friend is bashing the new guy's religion. After a while the guy starts yelling, jumps up out of
his chair like he's going to do something and walks over. My friend just stands up and looks at him and laughs, cuz the new guy is literally half his height. After that he sort of shut up for a while and just walked back to his post and didn't talk for a while. Then he got started on religion
again, and somehow he worked in black people. Now the new guy is saying that black people only exist because Cain killed his brother or whatever and that it was their punishment for murder. This is when I completely crack and just can't keep from laughing anymore, to this day we still laugh about
that because that was just priceless. He was so easy to fuck with and it never got old, because he knew he couldn't do anything about it and he would get so pissed. For the rest of our time there they would get into it every single day without fail.
Lmfao. How is boot camp, is it difficult?
Honestly boot camp was a joke. It's mostly just a lot of being made fun of. A little bit of exercise and a lot of classes.
Awesome, I'm excited for the gas, haha. 17 days left, was just worried about it a little, I don't know why D:
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Syran
Joined: 26th Mar 2009
Posts: 1391
Re: Funny moments
Yeah, the gas wasn't too bad. Just try not to breathe in too much after you start coughing, if you breathe too much, you'll be pretty sore and it'll hurt to breathe for a few days. If you have to get OC sprayed, I feel sorry for you. That shit sucked.
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Moonie
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Re: Funny moments
Evildark posted: (8th Sep 2012, 04:34 am)
Well......my mom walked in on me watching porn. I wasn't fapping or anything, but it was embarrasing nonetheless.
shortest, yet most hilarious story here LOL
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