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 Happen in lunch, one of my friends likes the girl.
 and this girls like another guy..
 so the my friend told one of his friends to ask her if she likes someone on his table.
 she replayed yes. and came to ask who it was. so she thought it was the boy she likes.
 so what my group did is told her to join the table. and we left her and my friend alone.(not the boy she likes)(but he likes her)
 we're staring at him and her from a dif table... as we see no movement with their lips.. I'm sure it was a awk moment for them.
 So i started to clap, and people started joining and watching these 2 down.. as they were still silence and got red.. 
then we all started saying kiss, kiss, kiss ... as she gets up and leaves him .. and we all laugh LOL as he was red and angry ... XD must feel awk when everyone watching u making a move, but chicken out xD 

 ever since then we ruin his chances with that girl.. but he said ill just talk to you later.. and never spoke to her again --->small edit

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LMFAO thats hilarious

more more!!

ive told enough stories D; none r very intresting inless i was fucked up. but im not telling anymore of those stories u guys r thinkin bad things about me D:

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 sucks how there isnt many people at this time, oh well time for bed and another moment of mine was...

 short one

 after school.. swimming ...(lifeguard) my friend were swimming under this fat-ugly-smelly-girl.. and she pees. and he hears the teacher yelling to get out of the pool.. to find out that he was pee-ed on by that girl. sucks for that girl.. everyone was very angry at her, and her rep at school is pretty bad too. she dated a kid who was retarded.. like srrly retarded. he was slow in the head. jealous of him for 1 thing he did in school he smacked the hottest teacher ass, the way it moved just dayum... but she was like Who the fuck... like oh.. and he said he's sorry.. and said never do it again... lucky bastards !!!

oh forgot to mention one thing.. the worst thing this kid done.. was masturbate in the guys locker room at gym.. you know how fucking gross that is?

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Minato posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:13 am)

 sucks how there isnt many people at this time, oh well time for bed and another moment of mine was...

 short one

 after school.. swimming ...(lifeguard) my friend were swimming under this fat-ugly-smelly-girl.. and she pees. and he hears the teacher yelling to get out of the pool.. to find out that he was pee-ed on by that girl. sucks for that girl.. everyone was very angry at her, and her rep at school is pretty bad too. she dated a kid who was retarded.. like srrly retarded. he was slow in the head. jealous of him for 1 thing he did in school he smacked the hottest teacher ass, the way it moved just dayum... but she was like Who the fuck... like oh.. and he said he's sorry.. and said never do it again... lucky bastards !!!

oh forgot to mention one thing.. the worst thing this kid done.. was masturbate in the guys locker room at gym.. you know how fucking gross that is?

sick...ew like im so sorry for ur friend.

and retards get away with everything. like they ACT that way on purpose to get away with shit i swear to god.

this one rere in my old school masterbated IN CLASS and the teacher told her to go to the bathroom....uh thats it?

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Moonie posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:22 am)

Minato posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:13 am)

 sucks how there isnt many people at this time, oh well time for bed and another moment of mine was...

 short one

 after school.. swimming ...(lifeguard) my friend were swimming under this fat-ugly-smelly-girl.. and she pees. and he hears the teacher yelling to get out of the pool.. to find out that he was pee-ed on by that girl. sucks for that girl.. everyone was very angry at her, and her rep at school is pretty bad too. she dated a kid who was retarded.. like srrly retarded. he was slow in the head. jealous of him for 1 thing he did in school he smacked the hottest teacher ass, the way it moved just dayum... but she was like Who the fuck... like oh.. and he said he's sorry.. and said never do it again... lucky bastards !!!

oh forgot to mention one thing.. the worst thing this kid done.. was masturbate in the guys locker room at gym.. you know how fucking gross that is?

sick...ew like im so sorry for ur friend.

and retards get away with everything. like they ACT that way on purpose to get away with shit i swear to god.

this one rere in my old school masterbated IN CLASS and the teacher told her to go to the bathroom....uh thats it?

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Minato posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:24 am)

Moonie posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:22 am)

Minato posted: (7th Sep 2012, 06:13 am)

 sucks how there isnt many people at this time, oh well time for bed and another moment of mine was...

 short one

 after school.. swimming ...(lifeguard) my friend were swimming under this fat-ugly-smelly-girl.. and she pees. and he hears the teacher yelling to get out of the pool.. to find out that he was pee-ed on by that girl. sucks for that girl.. everyone was very angry at her, and her rep at school is pretty bad too. she dated a kid who was retarded.. like srrly retarded. he was slow in the head. jealous of him for 1 thing he did in school he smacked the hottest teacher ass, the way it moved just dayum... but she was like Who the fuck... like oh.. and he said he's sorry.. and said never do it again... lucky bastards !!!

oh forgot to mention one thing.. the worst thing this kid done.. was masturbate in the guys locker room at gym.. you know how fucking gross that is?

sick...ew like im so sorry for ur friend.

and retards get away with everything. like they ACT that way on purpose to get away with shit i swear to god.

this one rere in my old school masterbated IN CLASS and the teacher told her to go to the bathroom....uh thats it?

^lol-ed "go to the bathroom"  xD

spelling error i ment to say him*

it wasnt a she

im so bored and cant sleep...

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well the funniest one i still laugh at today was when these 2 kids were MMA 
 1 fat kid named Books (his nickname i think)
 1 kid called Hector

 well since he was fat he gets tired quickly
and this kid called hector thought he was strong enough to lift him so he try going for his legs and lift him with his back while Books belly was on his back..

LOOOL hector couldnt lift him and was stuck.. and his face in books smelly-sweaty ballsack LOOL has he kept trying to lift or move his face was just getting in there LOOL making it look like it moves and books was just tired.. looked like tbaging omg they stood in that sex position for like 10mins we were dying of laughter omg XD

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Something funny I'v seen in my life is last year a student in my classroom has alergies (this was during our exam LOL) and what happend was he kept sneezing at this one point it was SOOOOOOOOOOOO silent and he sneezed at the same time he farted. Noone was able to control themselves other than laugh so fucking hard LOL. Sad as it was, he was about to cry. (Cool guy though, haha). It even took the teacher to control us, at the same time she was struggling to speak as she was attempting to keep it in her but she ended up laughing also. LOL

So I was walking in the hallway talking to this girl (props for me because she is hot af!) and all of a sudden I just here a loud ass "POPPP!" and I look over and this guy ran face first into the hallway wall in the middle of class change and all you here is. "AHHHHHHH!", "AHHHHH!", *repeats* everyone was laughing their ass off.

Today, this girl gets called down to the office to leave in the middle of a hard as hell algebra 2 test and when she gets outside the classroom all we hear is the echo of "YEAH!! OH MY JESUS FUCKING GOD! SHIT! VAGINA!" in the silence of taking the test. I laughed sooooo fucking hard.

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Well......my mom walked in on me watching porn. I wasn't fapping or anything, but it was embarrasing nonetheless.

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Here it goes... this is the best night ever.. it was the night I first fucked my mother was undoubtedly the happiest time in
my life, although it has been nearly equaled many times since in our
torrid love life.
 It happened in her father's house way back in the hills of Kentucky. We
got word that my  grandfather was in very poor health, and Mom  wanted to
go see him right away. Since it was early in the week, Dad couldn't get
off work, and my brother and sister and I were in school, but Mom didn't
want to travel alone, so she asked me, the oldest child still at home, to
go along with her on this overnight visit. Grandpa lived so far back in
the country  on a very rough mountain road, barely  passable for regular
cars.
 Well, to get to the heart of the story, that night we discovered that
Mom's stepmother was putting the two of us into the same bedroom. There
was a cornshuck mattress on the floor for me to sleep on. It didn't look
too comfortable, but I was young and it would be no problem for me.
However, Mom didn't like the idea. "There might even be mice that would
run over you," she said. "You might as well sleep in the bed with me."
 I didn't argue too much about that at all. For years I had been lusting
for Mom's luscious big body, and had shed many a spurt of cum fantasizing
about what I would like to do to her. Mom blew out the kerosene lamp, and
I could dimly see her getting into her cotton nightgown. I took off all my
clothes except my shorts, and we got into bed. For a while we lay
silently. Then Mom said, "I'm glad I brought you along. I'm feeling pretty
blue about Dad, and I'd really like to have somebody hold me." She backed
over to me as she said this, and I put my arm over her.
 She snuggled up close against me, her big soft ass pressing right against
my cock, which was already hard. I tried to draw back so she wouldn't
notice, but she moved right with me. She put her hand over mine and
squeezed it. "That's better. It feels really good to be lying close to
you, honey."
 "Yeah, Mom, it feels good to me too."
 She sort of laughed and said, "I could tell that." After a few moments of
silence, while my cock was twitching uncontrollably in the crack of her
nightie-covered ass, she said softly, "It's sort of flattering that my
teen-aged son could be aroused by his old fat mother."
 "You're not old and you're not fat," I said, giving her a firm hug. "I
think you're beautiful." She actually was 43 and somewhat overweight, but
her curves were very well proportioned, just the way I like women.
 "Why, thank you, honey! I really appreciate that." She put her hand back
on my thigh and pulled me even closer to her delightful derriere. After a
while she said, "I'm afraid you're not going to get much rest all worked
up like that."
 "Who needs rest?" I happily remarked. She started running her hand up and
down my bare leg. In response I rubbed her bare arm and squeezed her
fingers. Our caresses, though relatively innocent at this point, felt very
very sensual. Mom kept just slightly moving her hips against my cock from
time to time.
 "Would it help if I let you feel my breasts?" Mom asked, and she started
unbuttoning the top of her nightdress.
 "Wow! It sure would, Mom!" I exclaimed. I gingerly thrust my hand inside
the open top of the nightie and for the first time since infancy touched
my Mom's tits. They were big and firm, and the ultra-smooth skin felt
delightful to me. I played with the large nipples, which were standing up
stiff and hard. God, those tits felt good!
 "I remember when you used to nurse on those titties," Mom said. "You were
a real eager eater, and you hung onto them for dear life. You were the
prettiest baby I ever saw, and it made me feel so happy to nurse you."
 I had heard others remark that I was an exceptionally pretty baby. Mom
went on, "I probably shouldn't tell you this, and you mustn't tell the
others, but you're the one I've always loved most. I just couldn't help
it." Mom turned over onto her back to look at me. There was a nearly full
moon outside, and we could see each other pretty well.
 "Gee, thanks for telling me, Mom. That makes me feel very proud." I
leaned forward and kissed her on the lips for the first time. "Mom, would
you mind if I nursed your tits the way I used to?"
 Mom laughed softly. "I don't think it would be quite the way you used to,
and there wouldn't be much nutrition there now-but OK. I think I could do
that much for my darling boy."
 I pulled her nightie open farther and leaned over her tits. I began
kissing each nipple in turn, burying my face in her mounds, then nibbling
and sucking lightly. Mom held my head to her bosom gently. "Ooh, that
feels good, honey!" she murmured. I kissed her on the lips again, and she
responded enthusiastically. I began to alternate between nibbling her
nipples and kissing her mouth. Her softened lips began opening wider and
wider, and then I felt her tongue licking at my mouth. I responded, and we
deep-kissed for a long time.
 "Honey, would you like to see where you came out of me 16 years ago?" Mom
asked softly.
 "Oh God, yes! I'd love it1"
 Mom sat up and pulled the nightgown off over her head, leaving her
completely naked. Then she lay back down, exposing her full body to me.
She spread her legs,  put her hand on her crotch and said, "Here it is.
Right here is where you first came into this world."
 I bent over her, peering closely in the dim light at her gorgeous big
white body, especially at the dark shadow of my mother's cunt, abundantly
covered with crispy black hair, cradled in the vee of her full white
thighs and her slightly rounded belly. "Oh, Mom, you're beautiful!
Beautiful!" I exclaimed. I tentatively stroked her thighs and hip near her
pussy, then riffled the hair.
 "Go ahead, honey," Mom said. "You can touch it, play with it, put your
finger in- whatever you'd like to do." I didn't need any urging. I petted
the pouting damp lips which were peeping through the thick hair and gently
pushed them apart to insert a couple inches of finger. Mom was very wet
inside.
 "Mmm, that feels good," Mom purred. "Maybe I shouldn't have let you do
that. It feels too good." She humped her hips against my probing finger,
sending it farther inside the slippery way.
 "Gee, Mom, thanks for letting me do this. I won't do any more than you
want me to, but I've dreamed of this since I was 11 or 12 years old, even
before I had any idea what sex was."
 "I know that," Mom said with a little giggle. "Did you think I didn't
notice you peeping at me whenever you got a chance. I even gave you an
extra little show sometimes. And I know about how you've played with
yourself so much. It's just normal. I was hoping that you were thinking of
me sometimes when you did it."
 I know I was blushing furiously. "Gee, Mom, I didn't think you knew! You
should have smacked my face!"
 "Oh, no, I was much too flattered. I wanted to kiss your face. I like to
have your admiring eyes on my body."
 "And Mom, when I was 'playing with myself,' it was almost always you I
was thinking of."
 Mom laughed softly, "Hallelujah! My dear little boy really loves his
plump old Mommy!"
 "You bet he does!"
 Then she said the words that changed my life forever: "Honey, would you
like to just go ahead and fuck me? No one will ever know, and I think it
would be good for both of us."
 "Mom, I'd rather fuck you than anything else in this world!"
 Mom laughed gaily, helped me tug off my shorts, and then pulled me over
on top of her, my knees between her legs. She took hold of my cock and
squeezed it lovingly for a few moments. "Ooh, that's even bigger than I
thought. That's going to be a nice tight fit in Mommy's pussy." She guided
my eager prick to her cunt lips, and I pushed it inside.
 God! What a feeling to have one's cock entering his own mother's cunt for
the first time! And my first piece of ass at that! There can be no greater
thrill in the world!
"Push it way in, honey," Mom whispered, pulling on my ass with both hands.
I slowly sank all the way into her, right to the hilt, our bellies right
against each other. Mom's knees were bent and her big soft thighs were
spread wide on each side of my legs.
 "Is this your first fuck?" Mom asked.
 "Yes, Mom," I grunted.
 "I'm glad! I'm proud to be your first woman! Now just pull out and push
in the way it feels natural. Not too fast, though. Make it last. Oh, you
feel so good in there, honey!"
  It felt tremendously good from my side too. My cock was more aroused
than ever before, and every thrust was pure pleasure. Mom felt very hot
inside, which (I have later learned) meant that she was as aroused as I
was. Soon we were in a steady slow rhythm to keep me from coming too fast.
Mom pulled my head down to kiss me again, and soon we were trading saliva
by the bucket as we fucked. Mom started making little humming sounds into
my mouth, and her hips started moving more insistently. The tempo of my
thrusting gradually increased. I was amazed that I was able to keep from
coming so long. Sometimes an extreme erection actually prolongs the
intercourse, and fortunately this was happening for me.
 We kept kissing lovingly, sloppily, as we fucked harder and faster. Mom
was really humping now, and my thrusts into her juicy cunt were getting
harder. Mom was constantly making some kind of muffled vocal noise,
sometimes words, sometimes groans or hums or almost purrs. Then she pulled
her mouth away long enough to say pantingly, "OK, honey, really give it to
me now! Fuck me as hard as you can!"
 I was ready for this, and I began to really pound it to her, but the
harder I rammed that big rod in there, the more fiercely she humped and
bucked, demanding even more. I would never have dreamed that my proper
mother could move her big ass so fast and fuck so lustily. I felt my
orgasm begin, and I intensified my pistoning even more. Mom apparently
felt that I was near coming, and she just went wild. God, what a terrific
lover she was! With a muffled roar, I began spurting into Mom's belly, my
cock on fire with the hottest sensation I have ever known. It went on and
on, feeling as if I were pouring a gallon of cum into her, the delicious
hot feeling flooding my entire body.
 Then Mom suddenly stiffened up like a board, her back arched, holding us
both up off the bed. She was absolutely motionless on the outside, but in
her cunt I could feel the muscles churning and grasping, squeezing my
emptying cock. For a long time we hung like that, suspended in a gigantic
mutual orgasm. Then she suddenly gave a violent shudder and collapsed
under me, and I let go as well. We lay there exhausted, panting together,
my mouth still on hers, my cock still trembling inside her quivery cunt.
 For a long time we lay motionless. Then Mom finally murmured in a husky,
slurred voice, "Oh God, honey, if I'd known it would be this good, I'd
have raped you years ago. That was the best fuck I have ever had-and I've
had some good ones."
 After a while we started kissing and caressing again, and before long my
hard cock was in her pussy again for a long slow fuck. After that we slept
for a few hours, then fucked again in the pale light of dawn. On the trip
back home, Mom had to have it again, so we found a park where we drove way
back into the woods and fucked in the back seat of the car.
 My affair with Mom continued for many years. Back home it wasn't easy  to
be alone together for very long at a time, although Mom became very
skillful at creating opportunities. But all through the day there would be
quick moments of fondling and groping. We got into oral sex, which she had
never done before, and we gave each other a lot of instant pleasure in
countless furtive exchanges. We almost got caught many times, but we were
lucky enough to get away with an amazing amount of sex. We just couldn't
get enough of each other. Even after I was married, I would sneak back
home when Mom was alone to fuck her again and again. My wife is a great
lover, and I have no complaints whatever, but my best fucks were always
with Mom. She's gone now, but she left me with a lot of great memories. No
one could possibly have a more loving mother than mine was.
 

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......Dude......

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Evildark posted: (8th Sep 2012, 04:42 am)

......Dude......

You guys asked.

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Back when I was in the military, me and a friend of mine ran the shop during night shift after everyone went home. One night, we got assigned to show a new guy how to run some of the systems we worked on, and after that was done we were just sort of chilling when my friend decided he was going to start messing with the new guy. He does this to everyone, so it's not like it was a surprise that he decided to do it.

He started talking to the guy, and would pick pieces of what he said he liked doing and turn it around on him so he looked like an idiot. After a while the new guy decided to bring up his religion and how he was a better person than my friend because he didn't go around fucking with people. That's when shit hit the fan and it all got funny as hell. I'm sitting in the corner watching the charts and graphs and making sure nothing is overheating or dying, trying to keep from laughing while my friend is bashing the new guy's religion. After a while the guy starts yelling, jumps up out of his chair like he's going to do something and walks over. My friend just stands up and looks at him and laughs, cuz the new guy is literally half his height. After that he sort of shut up for a while and just walked back to his post and didn't talk for a while. Then he got started on religion again, and somehow he worked in black people. Now the new guy is saying that black people only exist because Cain killed his brother or whatever and that it was their punishment for murder. This is when I completely crack and just can't keep from laughing anymore, to this day we still laugh about that because that was just priceless. He was so easy to fuck with and it never got old, because he knew he couldn't do anything about it and he would get so pissed. For the rest of our time there they would get into it every single day without fail.

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Syran posted: (8th Sep 2012, 04:59 am)

Back when I was in the military, me and a friend of mine ran the shop during night shift after everyone went home. One night, we got assigned to show a new guy how to run some of the systems we worked on, and after that was done we were just sort of chilling when my friend decided he was going to start messing with the new guy. He does this to everyone, so it's not like it was a surprise that he decided to do it.

He started talking to the guy, and would pick pieces of what he said he liked doing and turn it around on him so he looked like an idiot. After a while the new guy decided to bring up his religion and how he was a better person than my friend because he didn't go around fucking with people. That's when shit hit the fan and it all got funny as hell. I'm sitting in the corner watching the charts and graphs and making sure nothing is overheating or dying, trying to keep from laughing while my friend is bashing the new guy's religion. After a while the guy starts yelling, jumps up out of his chair like he's going to do something and walks over. My friend just stands up and looks at him and laughs, cuz the new guy is literally half his height. After that he sort of shut up for a while and just walked back to his post and didn't talk for a while. Then he got started on religion again, and somehow he worked in black people. Now the new guy is saying that black people only exist because Cain killed his brother or whatever and that it was their punishment for murder. This is when I completely crack and just can't keep from laughing anymore, to this day we still laugh about that because that was just priceless. He was so easy to fuck with and it never got old, because he knew he couldn't do anything about it and he would get so pissed. For the rest of our time there they would get into it every single day without fail.