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Every year around Christmas we clean the house so it will look presentable for Christmas Eve dinner. Anyway, about two weeks before Christmas I was getting some decorations out of the attic and I found two tapered candles. I got an idea and set the candles aside for my private use. Later that night I broke out one of the candles and banged myself to orgasm with it. It felt so awesome!! In fact, it felt so good that I continued using the candle every day, sometimes more than once a day, for the two weeks leading up until Christmas Eve. On the morning of Christmas Eve, my mom was setting the table and she said, "I could have sworn I bought new candles last year. Where in the hell are they?" I didn't want to get caught, so later I slipped the candles back into a box of decorations while she wasn't looking. Needless to say, she eventually found them and put them in the upright candle holder on the dining room table! So on Christmas Eve my extended family came over because we always have dinner at our house. Eventually, my mom went to light the candles, but they wouldn't light (could this be from all the vaginal fluid that seeped into the wick). After many tries, my mom finally got the candles to light, but I guess vaginal fluid had seeped into the wick because it smelled like a rotten vagina as it burned!! My whole family started gagging and made faces of disgust, and my mom, still gagging, threw the candles away and my whole family looked very disturbed throughout the whole dinner. They didn't know it was me, but my face was red through the whole ordeal!!

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jimmy posted: (9th Sep 2012, 06:49 am)

eh i would rather not have some creeper on my facebook xD, and knowing EOServ, ogod

I went to facebook, typed your name, clicked the first one, and went to the photos. It's you<3

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the truth is

this has gone too far

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Omen posted: (9th Sep 2012, 03:31 pm)

the truth is

 

this has gone too far

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AustinB posted: (9th Sep 2012, 01:56 pm)

jimmy posted: (9th Sep 2012, 06:49 am)

eh i would rather not have some creeper on my facebook xD, and knowing EOServ, ogod

I went to facebook, typed your name, clicked the first one, and went to the photos. It's you<3

_{Never try to hide from me.}

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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)CTronic.org 
I'm Nutso. Keep your fingers out of my butthole.

Doesn't matter to me Kody, I was like 9 in that picture. Here's a more recent one:

I'm the one on the left.

And heres my facebook: Austin Borst

It doesn't bother me.

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AustinB posted: (9th Sep 2012, 07:10 pm)

Doesn't matter to me Kody, I was like 9 in that picture. Here's a more recent one:

I'm the one on the left.

And heres my facebook: Austin Borst

It doesn't bother me.

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I'm Nutso. Keep your fingers out of my butthole.

AUSTIN! Y U SO HAWT!?

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WTF is going on in this topic? And why isn't it locked?