Forum :: Lounge :: Embarrassing Stories

So i thought i would make a topic about embarrassing stories people might have to share. Mine happened today lol.  So today i was shopping for food, i had a whole cart full and i felt a fart coming on. ofcourse i didn't think the worst could happen..but it did. i shit my pants and walked very fast to the bathroom to ditch my boxers xD. -Lesson learned was never fart the day after you got really drunk, 

 cool story bro ill reply mine in a bit in a edit-

 that one time you are with your friends, and someone don't clean up their dog shit, yea: you just stepped on that dog shit. -what smells like shit :dude look at your shoe- WTF .-. and i take care of my shoes so yep / please clean up after you dog if they shit on a sidewalk, thank you :D this happen years ago. where people didn't give a shit

---
The superior person uses his mind like a mirror: it accepts all, it reflects all. It recieves, but
it does not keep...

this forums starting to feel like its a subreddit..

---
420Иﻜ0o
"The Lord is a shoving leopard."

That awkward moment when you wake up, turn on the tv, and as soon as you turn on the tv the volume is loud as fuck and the first words that are said are "Balls. Big Balls" and it ends up waking your mom and shes like "What the hell are you watching?"

Theres was also one where my parents were sleeping in the living room and one of them mashed the remote buttons and i go out of my room to piss and all i see is raw doggy-style porn on the tv.

---
Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Wildsurvival posted: (14th Aug 2012, 04:01 am)

That awkward moment when you wake up, turn on the tv, and as soon as you turn on the tv the volume is loud as fuck and the first words that are said are "Balls. Big Balls" and it ends up waking your mom and shes like "What the hell are you watching?"

Theres was also one where my parents were sleeping in the living room and one of them mashed the remote buttons and i go out of my room to piss and all i see is raw doggy-style porn on the tv.

lol!!!!!!!

I used to play Endless Online.

---
class EOSERV {
Programmer | Oldbie
Open source EO Client: https://github.com/ethanmoffat/EndlessClient
};

ethanmoffat posted: (14th Aug 2012, 02:36 pm)

I used to play Endless Online.

Nice fail attempt...

---
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its
whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein

Owner of the original Culio PK - PK Worldz

Wildsurvival posted: (14th Aug 2012, 04:01 am)

That awkward moment when you wake up, turn on the tv, and as soon as you turn on the tv the volume is loud as fuck and the first words that are said are "Balls. Big Balls" and it ends up waking your mom and shes like "What the hell are you watching?"

Theres was also one where my parents were sleeping in the living room and one of them mashed the remote buttons and i go out of my room to piss and all i see is raw doggy-style porn on the tv.

LMFAO!

---
EOSERV Classes:Mapping Artist, Server Owner, Quest Author, Demonic Karma, The Critique

Wildsurvival posted: (14th Aug 2012, 04:01 am)

That awkward moment when you wake up, turn on the tv, and as soon as you turn on the tv the volume is loud as fuck and the first words that are said are "Balls. Big Balls" and it ends up waking your mom and shes like "What the hell are you watching?"

Theres was also one where my parents were sleeping in the living room and one of them mashed the remote buttons and i go out of my room to piss and all i see is raw doggy-style porn on the tv.

I was on the pc in my room but left my tv on in the living room for a good 4 hours without watching it and some friends came in without knocking and asked why i was watching an ad for dildos in the other room lol

---
420Иﻜ0o
"The Lord is a shoving leopard."

1 time when i was like 11 and i started getting boobs i was wearing a pull over sweatshirt and no bra. i was with my 2 older female cousin and aunt, and when i went to take off my sweatshirt my shirt went with it and i flashed them all and they started cracking up laughing and calling me , "mysquito bites!"

 

x_x

---
Insomniac:I like how in the lounges forum description sausage says "Bitches go crazy." and that's
exactly what you do!
Pixel artist | Mapping artist | Alternative artist | Heavenly Karma | oldbie | top 50  |
Attention whore | main player |