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Soooo... school starts the 14th for me and I'm going back to highschool.. to make my life at school less like hell... I'd like to hear some epic times you've had in school. Give me a laugh so i don't die of boredom :o

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My 10th grade English teacher was blind in his left eye, so we mooned him and put our chewed gum in his pockets. Stole the answer key to our midterm exam right off his desk also.

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Well I got a good one. This one time I opened my book....... Wait for it...... I picked up my pencil .............. and I actually worked. 

I loved high school. I had a shit ton of friends a partied with. I dont remember who organized it but me and like at least 50 students picked up A LOT of sticky notes, and covered the outside building as high as we could with a ladder. It was hilarious

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I snuck into band with 2 of my friends from band ounce after a concert rehersal and we stuffed all the instruments with itchng powder.. best 10 day suspension and 10 all day In School Detentions ever...

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My best day was March 15, when I graduated that dump. :3

I got the best story here!

I did something during school but i forgot but it was something (i think)

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Ryouken posted: (13th Aug 2012, 05:28 am)

My best day was March 15, when I graduated that dump. :3

I'm one of those... blend in anywhere people xP

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in grade 9 me and a friend skipped class only to see my teachers husband who wrote us a note to get out of class free. was cool

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"The Lord is a shoving leopard."

i smoked weed with my biology teacher in sophomore year..

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Haze posted: (13th Aug 2012, 05:49 am)

i smoked weed with my biology teacher in sophomore year..

I was to high or drunk during school to remember any real "epic" things that happened... 

I do remember that we had a "end of the year" event every year.. best day of school.. All the girls would flash and pretty much just be skankers at school.. Sucked on like 20 tits that day... Good times. 

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Ohhh I remember one time this black kid hit me with a tray of mashed potatoes because I took a chair from his table.. before I could even react this big ass white kid jumped out of his seat and took the black kid to the floor and beat the shit out of him... It was intense.. no racial hate involved just normal hate. 

Different year: 

Also me and the people I sat with at lunch decided on day we would start a food fight right before spring break.. So it was mash tatter day and rollz so we all at my table tossed our rolls all over the lunch room, then some one from a few tables over threw some and needless to say others joined it.. pure success. 

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ಠ_ರೃ You assholes dont want to fight my penis, herpes on my dick cuz I look like Jesus.

Reminds me..

The last trimester of last year, we were in lunch and this random guy comes to sit at the table and apparently he didn't like this chick across form him (note: i know all them that were at the table with me) at the table.. so about 15 minutes into lunch this chick decides to say '' Get your fat ass the hell up out of here'' (cant remeber what the guy says) but he stands up then she says ''im surprised you could get your ass up off the chair'' then he looks back and stares at her. drops the tray then tries to hit her.. she grabs his arm and knees him in the stomach then slams her tray into his face. Two teachers come to stop it then tons of people start to circle around to keep them from stopping it.. by the time they get through this guy is on the floor holding his leg and kneeling... (in about 2 minutes she pushed him olver, stepped on his leg, and punched him in the dick) she gets suspended for 15 days... and when she comes back.. she has a big ass smile on her face and walks past the guuy to 1st period. this guy just kind of looks away and runs like hell the other way... i think this is the funniest fight i've ever seen from less then 10 feet away xD... i also got it recorded on her phone :P

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Cykka posted: (13th Aug 2012, 06:05 am)

Sucked on like 20 tits that day... Good times.

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