Agreed, there is no simple way to do it. Your best bet is what dough said, to contact google. However, even if you do contact them I personally doubt they will do as you want. Your best bet to get your information off google is to not put any information out to begin with, and eventually your
name will go further into the search results.
How google searches work:
Step 1: A google employee finds a website, and tags it for specific words.
Step 2: People click the link on google.
Step 3: As more people click the link, it will move closer and closer to the top of page 1 on google searches.
Basically what I am saying is if you don't put information out, no one will bother to search for you, and any topics that are about you on google will get pushed further into the database that is google.
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Former multi-server mapper.