Forum :: Lounge :: Forum Game: Kill the Ant

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life. 
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

An anteater eats the ant.

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

He then gains a really bad stomach ache and poops the ant out and it's miraculously still alive.

The ant then gets stepped on by a 6'5, 350 lb football player.

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Luckily, the ant was in between the bottom of the shoe, avoiding certain death. The cleaning crew at the football stadium hose off the field, drowning the ant.

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Misca posted: (24th Feb 2012, 12:33 am)

Luckily, the ant was in between the bottom of the shoe, avoiding certain death. The cleaning crew at the football stadium hose off the field, drowning the ant.

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IM BACK FROM THE DEAD THE ZOMBIE RETURNS!

Turns out the ant was a fire ant and was immune to fire (Not actually true in real life). With everything burning around him, and running out of oxygen, the ant grabbed onto a floating leaf, only to fall when he was near the top of the troposphere.

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He manages to grab on the leaf before slipping.

Then a snake comes an eats it.

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

luckily the manager stepped on the snake when coming up causing it to through up the ant

but the ant got a sting from the snake a now poisined

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~~ When life give you pasta, you eat it ~~

The ant was cured by Dr.Ant

The ant shoots itself in the head.

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

The ant is revived by the spirit healer =P

The ant watches pokemon the movie, the movie that legend says you die if you watch it. the ant dies.

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Ant wakes up because it's a legend

Ant gets ran over by a automobile

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

This is one hell of a unlucky ant

Luckly for the ant it was in the little cracks in tire and survived
Then a suddenlly a tornado occoured and the ant was trapped in the center of that tornado.

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IM BACK FROM THE DEAD THE ZOMBIE RETURNS!

The ant luckily fell on a mattress.

As the ant was crawling off of the mattress a lawn mower an over him.

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

Luckily the lawn mower was not on.

As the ant crawled away.a bird ate it.

The bird shitted out the ant.

But the ant couldnt breath in the shit an sophicated

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“Ay,girl can I get yo' password?"

Lucklily the ant was able to get rid of the crap in its breathing system and survived.

The ant was then mauled to a million pieces by a crazy chinese dude with two machete's.

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis