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This is the conversation i was having with Jimmy about 15 minutes ago...

Haze says:

but naw foreal...
 i did some epic shit today.
 check it, ima go full in details motherfucker..
 so i woke up at 2pm.. regular ass morning wit my regular ass family. got out of bed, made my pimp ass sum cereal. BAM! shit was delicious. after my hood ass mornin, i grabbed my cellular device and called up my homie diggity dawg carlos, i was like "AYY BITCH!". he knew what that meant.
 we met up at 7 eleven. then ate donuts. my nigga carlos was like "yo pimp, we shud tottally go buy sum shrooms".
 i was like "yo dawg, im dizzown."
 we met this kid, bought sum pimpin ass motherfucking shrooms. BAM! we cut em, then ate em.
 next thing i know, im in fucking narnia.

Jimmy says:
 dam

Haze says:
 so the elf guy was like "ey bitch, welcome to harlem.. i mean narnia"
 nigga was annoying, so i smacked his bitch ass and took his goatmobile. i called my nigga carlos and i was like "AY BITCH! were u at?" and then he was like "the world of warcraft duuuuude".
 so i met his ass up and we were like, lets find sum bitches. we stumbled across this bar in the land of almagron and met these 2 hot ass elves and they were like so down to fuck. so we did the right thhing to do............we fucked em.
 (sidenote: elf pussy is the shit)

Jimmy says:
 wtf XD

Haze says:
 after an hour of massive ass partying, we were bored and went back to earth. we checked the time and it was already 2am. i sent carlos' bitchass home cuz that nigga was like drunk off that warcraft vodka and shit. so then as i walked away, i tripped and fell into this dark portal.
 shit was crazy, so i lit a mothafuckin candle. (yes, i carry candles on me bitch)
 then a fuckin monster gobbled my ass up, and then i woke up again in my house with carlos' dumbass. it was like sum inception type shit.
 i told carlos to go home again, drank water, and decided to get on my pc.
 and now, im talking to you.
 and that, was how my day went.

Jimmy says:
   omg im laughing so hard
 
Haze says:
 i told you it was hardcore nigga.

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+1..................

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“Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.”

hahahah

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CN:BH 4 lyfe

so 4chan worthy.

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4chan's for pussies.

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Haze posted: (20th Feb 2012, 04:57 am)

4chan's for pussies.

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kodyt posted: (20th Feb 2012, 05:01 am)

Haze posted: (20th Feb 2012, 04:57 am)

4chan's for pussies.

Wut u 9fag an redditard?

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Somehow, I can relate to that...

Apollo posted: (20th Feb 2012, 06:17 am)

Somehow, I can relate to that...

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I was dissapointed there was no Skyrim, and then you nigga's would get an arrow to the knee. That shit would've been epic. But either way, i lol'd xD +1!

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Nurd posted: (20th Feb 2012, 04:37 pm)

I was dissapointed there was no Skyrim, and then you nigga's would get an arrow to the knee. That shit would've been epic. But either way, i lol'd xD +1!

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