Forum :: Lounge :: Forum Jokes?! :D

Alright, I want everybody to crack the best jokes they can think of..

KGO! :D

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

A fish swims into a wall.. Dam.

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

DanScott posted: (8th Feb 2012, 07:38 pm)

A fish swims into a wall.. Dam.

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

Good haha, that's what I was aiming for :) 

Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide

How heavy is a polarbear? Heavy enough to break the ice :P 

Just a few to use on your first date with someone, bound to get you laid ^^

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

DanScott posted: (8th Feb 2012, 07:54 pm)

Good haha, that's what I was aiming for :) 

Why did the fish cross the ocean? To get to the other tide

Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide

How heavy is a polarbear? Heavy enough to break the ice :P 

Just a few to use on your first date with someone, bound to get you laid ^^

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

har har punctuation joke.

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If your watch TITANIC backwards its about a shit coming out of the water and saving thousands of people :) Everyone one has to pay to play WoW Official server but when chuck norris joins they pay him to play

Accepting 'Terms & Conditions' because it's the only way to continue

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

He knows where all the bad girls live.

Old, but good.

MitchV2 posted: (8th Feb 2012, 08:16 pm)

Why is Santa always so jolly?

He knows where all the bad girls live.

Old, but good.

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What is a dog flying in a plane? A pilot. *woo ooh*

I went to a Zoo the other day.. There was only one dog.. It was a shitzoo.. 

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If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Someone doesn't like jokes >_>

One day a guy came in with a problem and the doctor said he'd see him. The patient sat down, pulled down his pants and the doctor fell to the floor, he was laughing so hard at how small the mans penis was. He finally gathered himself up and said "Alright, Alright, What's the problem?"

"It's Swollen"

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis

A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? The blonde, because she's 18.

Did you hear about the gay rabbit? He found a hare up his ass

A blonde, a brunette and a ginger were in a running race down to the top of the street, to the bottom. 

The ginger came first, the brunette second. Where did the blonde come?

Nowhere, she had to stop and ask for directions..

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"Nurd, you're like a fucking swiss army knife" - Necrosis