I knew it was fake after reading the first few sentences:
"Alright heres the story: my friend comes over and we decide to go hang out..Theres the chick at our high school who hates him...so we decided to go knock on her door...the crzy part is he works for the FBI so Yeah."
1) I'm pretty sure that if your friend is in high school, he's not in the FBI.
2) I'm pretty sure that if your friend is in the FBI, he wouldn't be ding-dong ditching.
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