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Post #117779 Re: Vault-r?
Addison posted: (30th Nov 2011, 03:26 am)

Yeah, he's been trying to get in her pants for ages now.

Probably not the only one either.

I'm surprised you haven't employed a bodyguard yet, Natalie. :)


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Post #117780 Re: Vault-r?

Having a real life profile picture (Especially if you're hot), is just inviting pedophiles to drool over you. *Drools*

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Post #117781 Re: Vault-r?
Bronzon posted: (30th Nov 2011, 08:16 am)

Having a real life profile picture (Especially if you're hot), is just inviting pedophiles to drool over you. *Drools*


Yeah, sblord is pretty damn sexy.
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Post #117783 Picture Flirts

Changed the title LOL

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Post #117785 Re: Vault-r?
ethanmoffat posted: (30th Nov 2011, 08:55 am)

Bronzon posted: (30th Nov 2011, 08:16 am)

Having a real life profile picture (Especially if you're hot), is just inviting pedophiles to drool over you. *Drools*


Yeah, sblord is pretty damn sexy.

Fuckin' A.

I'm selective about who I let in to my house though.


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Post #117786 Re: Vault-r?

You'd let me in if I were there to not talk about any games at all and drink some god damm beers XD

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Post #117789 Re: Vault-r?

If she hired a bodyguard, he'd probably just want to get in her pants too.

I guess she could get a girl one, preferably a non-lesbian one :P

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Post #117791 Re: Vault-r?
Addison posted: (30th Nov 2011, 12:35 pm)

If she hired a bodyguard, he'd probably just want to get in her pants too.

I guess she could get a girl one, preferably a non-lesbian one :P


How about a gay bodyguard? =D
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Post #117793 Re: Vault-r?

How many gays do you know will take a bullet for you? With my prejudice, I picture them doing your nails and running away when you get raped.

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Post #117794 Re: Vault-r?
Addison posted: (30th Nov 2011, 12:55 pm)

How many gays do you know will take a bullet for you? With my prejudice, I picture them doing your nails and running away when you get raped.


I laughed sooo hard.
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Post #117799 Re: Vault-r?
Addison posted: (30th Nov 2011, 12:35 pm)

If she hired a bodyguard, he'd probably just want to get in her pants too.


How many gays do you know will take a bullet for you? With my prejudice, I picture them doing your nails and running away when you get raped.



That's true. She isn't safe regardless.

Oh well. 

Guess i'll just have to do it.


Also, if you're using the EOSERV resident gay community as the benchmark for your prejudice, i'd have to say you're right. It would never work. Glistening nails doesn't make "taking it like a man" any easier... especially if you're a woman.



Desmond posted: (30th Nov 2011, 09:48 am)

You'd let me in if I were there to not talk about any games at all and drink some god damm beers XD



You can have the beers, i'll take the scotch and we've got a deal.


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Post #117800 Re: Vault-r?
Addison posted: (30th Nov 2011, 12:55 pm)

How many gays do you know will take a bullet for you? With my prejudice, I picture them doing your nails and running away when you get raped.


Oh my gosh, you have a point there!! (respect)
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Post #117843 Re: Vault-r?


Psh. Anyone messes with what little tiny female demographic we have here and they mess with me. I'll protect us all >:/


EDIT: Pre-emptive STFU to anyone that replies =P



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Post #117870 Re: Vault-r?
Sordie posted: (30th Nov 2011, 09:54 pm)


Psh. Anyone messes with what little tiny female demographic we have here and they mess with me. I'll protect us all >:/


EDIT: Pre-emptive STFU to anyone that replies =P



There is only like three girls in the whole community i think.

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Post #117871 Re: Vault-r?
colbymsn posted: (30th Nov 2011, 11:21 pm)

Sordie posted: (30th Nov 2011, 09:54 pm)


Psh. Anyone messes with what little tiny female demographic we have here and they mess with me. I'll protect us all >:/


EDIT: Pre-emptive STFU to anyone that replies =P



There is only like three girls in the hole community i think.

WHOLE! I read it wrong and thought you said "There is only like three girls in my hole community." Rofl

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