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LOLOLOLO funniest joke evar!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." Ifhe wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. Itold him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

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Why do Firemen wear red bracer's?

To keep their trousers up...

It's funnier if it's told to you by word of mouth..

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why are pirates called pirates


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Alright lets face it half of us here are going to get fired from ours jobs becausing were going to be caught sleeping, so when you get caught sleeping slowly raise your head and say amen.

loool pasta's joke killed me..

Pasta posted: (4th Nov 2011, 02:41 am)

LOLOLOLO funniest joke evar!!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. 

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into thebathroom.While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." Ifhewants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.Itold him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

Revival posted: (4th Nov 2011, 09:55 pm)

Alright lets face it half of us here are going to get fired from ours jobs becausing were going to be caught sleeping, so when you get caught sleeping slowly raise your head and say amen.

lawl my joke .. the joke i posted is still killing me XD

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