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pickupstixx posted: (11th Sep 2011, 05:41 pm)

Now, i'm sorry if this is a bit graphic for some people on here, but i am from Vancouver B.C. and as some may now downtown vancouver is filled with crackheads/hookers ect.

Well there's this street called 'Hastings' and it's famous for all the crack heads, and homeless people. So i was walking down Hastings, working with my dad because we deliver Stuff to local stores. (i was pretty used to seeing some pretty fucked up people on Hastings  but what happenednext was shocking) So, after going into the store and giving the owner the package, i walked out and started heading to the truck, when i saw a naked homeless person running around in circles, i kept walking because who really want's to see that, but when a turned around, he was lying on the muddleof the street fully naked masturbating. That's just plain fucked up and awkward.

There's my awkward moment for ya :p

Mind = Broken.

Yea, i know. Everyone is always shocked when it tell that story :p

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pickupstixx posted: (11th Sep 2011, 05:47 pm)

Yea, i know. Everyone is always shocked when it tell that story :p

I wanna live by you..... o.o sounds intense and magical all at the same time...

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one would imagine xD

it is very interesting, but fucked up aha.

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pickupstixx posted: (11th Sep 2011, 05:51 pm)

one would imagine xD

it is very interesting, but fucked up aha.

OMG this is the funniest fucking thing ever that happened to my friend johnny. Ok so he is going to the bathroom, and this other teacher came in there too. Hes the fattest guy you've ever seen and hes like 70. The teacher gets to the urinal first and as johnny is walking over, the teach drops his pants and underwear. ALL THE FUCKING WAY DOWN! <:O Next thing i see is johnny running out the the bathroom yelling "OMFG!! SCARRED!!! IM FUCKING SCARRED!"

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Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 04:00 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:52 am)

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Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:39 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:34 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:31 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:28 am)

kodyt posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:27 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:23 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:20 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

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Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)

The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.

Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.

Or while your staring at them some morbidly obese girl walks right in front of your stare and your scarred for life. 

Then it becomes a "HOLY SHIT DONT EAT ME!" moment.

Wild dont be saying shit about other peoples awkward moments cuz it pisses people off and if your going to do that at least say something that happened to you.

Awkward moment: I walked into someone elses house by accident.

I got dropped off some one elses house when I was drunk.. just to wake up and find out the persons house I was dropped off at was 14 and his parents took care of me well I was throwing up all over... what good people.

That's when you found out there was dried cum in your pants. :/

ahh that reminds me. In middle school, we were waiting in line, and this chick i txt all the time was infront of me, and i accidently poked her from behind with my boner >.<

THAT MADE ME LMFAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back in grade like 7? I can't remember =/ we were learning fractions =/
my whole tire life in school untill the last day of school my teacher finally noticed and he start laughing his ass off cuz I was calling the denominator doomeniator =/ He started pulling jokes about it everytime he saw me and he would say have you seen themoviedoomeniator?Iwasthelaughingstokeofthe whole school D=

lol nice.

OMG that also reminds me, i went to this party once in middle school, and i told my mom i was going and she was like "YOUR GOING TO A GIRLS HOUSE?!?!?!" and once i got back, later that night she came into my room and tried to teach me how to put on acondomn<:O(likeididntknowalready)"You can practice with your finger" she said.

Oh and at my school we have a teacher named : Mr. Condomnm

LMFAO THATS HILAROUS!!!!!!

alright this happened about one year ago me and my friend planning a party so we went over to this girls house we knew right?
and when we asked her if she can come outside her mom came and shes like
who r u?
wat r u going 2 do?
wats ur name?
were do u live?
and finally she let the girl come outside but they were texting each other the whole time then shes like omg my mom is coming outside with me
im like to her your MOM IS SO FRICKEN COOL!
we actually told her mom that when she came outside and the weirdest thing was we only walked like 100 meters away from her house =/

that sucks, i woulda left at "My moms coming outside with me."

lol but they way her mom asked it it was cool lol! and the girl was 18 years old =p her mom was like 50? idk maybe 35 =/

What good is an 18 year old if her parent follows her everywhere XD

Lol I know what you mean =p

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jhono1 posted: (11th Sep 2011, 11:53 pm)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 04:00 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:52 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:46 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:44 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:39 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:34 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:31 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:28 am)

kodyt posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:27 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:23 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:20 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)

The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.

Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.

Or while your staring at them some morbidly obese girl walks right in front of your stare and your scarred for life. 

Then it becomes a "HOLY SHIT DONT EAT ME!" moment.

Wild dont be saying shit about other peoples awkward moments cuz it pisses people off and if your going to do that at least say something that happened to you.

Awkward moment: I walked into someone elses house by accident.

I got dropped off some one elses house when I was drunk.. just to wake up and find out the persons house I was dropped off at was 14 and his parents took care of me well I was throwing up all over... what good people.

That's when you found out there was dried cum in your pants. :/

ahh that reminds me. In middle school, we were waiting in line, and this chick i txt all the time was infront of me, and i accidently poked her from behind with my boner >.<

THAT MADE ME LMFAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back in grade like 7? I can't remember =/ we were learning fractions =/
my whole tire life in school untill the last day of school my teacher finally noticed and he start laughing his ass off cuz I was calling the denominator doomeniator =/ He started pulling jokes about it everytime he saw me and he would say have you seen themoviedoomeniator?Iwasthelaughingstokeofthewhole school D=

lol nice.

OMG that also reminds me, i went to this party once in middle school, and i told my mom i was going and she was like "YOUR GOING TO A GIRLS HOUSE?!?!?!" and once i got back, later that night she came into my room and tried to teach me how to put onacondomn<:O(likeididntknowalready)"You can practice with your finger" she said.

Oh and at my school we have a teacher named : Mr. Condomnm

LMFAO THATS HILAROUS!!!!!!

alright this happened about one year ago me and my friend planning a party so we went over to this girls house we knew right?
and when we asked her if she can come outside her mom came and shes like
who r u?
wat r u going 2 do?
wats ur name?
were do u live?
and finally she let the girl come outside but they were texting each other the whole time then shes like omg my mom is coming outside with me
im like to her your MOM IS SO FRICKEN COOL!
we actually told her mom that when she came outside and the weirdest thing was we only walked like 100 meters away from her house =/

that sucks, i woulda left at "My moms coming outside with me."

lol but they way her mom asked it it was cool lol! and the girl was 18 years old =p her mom was like 50? idk maybe 35 =/

What good is an 18 year old if her parent follows her everywhere XD

Lol I know what you mean =p

:P yup yup

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jhono1 posted: (11th Sep 2011, 11:53 pm)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 04:00 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:52 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:46 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:44 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:39 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:34 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:31 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:28 am)

kodyt posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:27 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:23 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:20 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)

The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.

Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.

Or while your staring at them some morbidly obese girl walks right in front of your stare and your scarred for life. 

Then it becomes a "HOLY SHIT DONT EAT ME!" moment.

Wild dont be saying shit about other peoples awkward moments cuz it pisses people off and if your going to do that at least say something that happened to you.

Awkward moment: I walked into someone elses house by accident.

I got dropped off some one elses house when I was drunk.. just to wake up and find out the persons house I was dropped off at was 14 and his parents took care of me well I was throwing up all over... what good people.

That's when you found out there was dried cum in your pants. :/

ahh that reminds me. In middle school, we were waiting in line, and this chick i txt all the time was infront of me, and i accidently poked her from behind with my boner >.<

THAT MADE ME LMFAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back in grade like 7? I can't remember =/ we were learning fractions =/
my whole tire life in school untill the last day of school my teacher finally noticed and he start laughing his ass off cuz I was calling the denominator doomeniator =/ He started pulling jokes about it everytime he saw me and he would say have you seenthemoviedoomeniator?Iwasthelaughingstokeofthewhole school D=

lol nice.

OMG that also reminds me, i went to this party once in middle school, and i told my mom i was going and she was like "YOUR GOING TO A GIRLS HOUSE?!?!?!" and once i got back, later that night she came into my room and tried to teach me how to putonacondomn<:O(likeididntknowalready)"You can practice with your finger" she said.

Oh and at my school we have a teacher named : Mr. Condomnm

LMFAO THATS HILAROUS!!!!!!

alright this happened about one year ago me and my friend planning a party so we went over to this girls house we knew right?
and when we asked her if she can come outside her mom came and shes like
who r u?
wat r u going 2 do?
wats ur name?
were do u live?
and finally she let the girl come outside but they were texting each other the whole time then shes like omg my mom is coming outside with me
im like to her your MOM IS SO FRICKEN COOL!
we actually told her mom that when she came outside and the weirdest thing was we only walked like 100 meters away from her house =/

that sucks, i woulda left at "My moms coming outside with me."

lol but they way her mom asked it it was cool lol! and the girl was 18 years old =p her mom was like 50? idk maybe 35 =/

What good is an 18 year old if her parent follows her everywhere XD

Lol I know what you mean =p

:P yup yup

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its pretty epic xD

jhono1 posted: (12th Sep 2011, 12:02 am)

jhono1 posted: (11th Sep 2011, 11:53 pm)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 04:00 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:52 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:46 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:44 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:39 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:34 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:31 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:28 am)

kodyt posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:27 am)

eternity posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:23 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:20 am)

UndeadEO posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)

Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)

The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.

Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.

Or while your staring at them some morbidly obese girl walks right in front of your stare and your scarred for life. 

Then it becomes a "HOLY SHIT DONT EAT ME!" moment.

Wild dont be saying shit about other peoples awkward moments cuz it pisses people off and if your going to do that at least say something that happened to you.

Awkward moment: I walked into someone elses house by accident.

I got dropped off some one elses house when I was drunk.. just to wake up and find out the persons house I was dropped off at was 14 and his parents took care of me well I was throwing up all over... what good people.

That's when you found out there was dried cum in your pants. :/

ahh that reminds me. In middle school, we were waiting in line, and this chick i txt all the time was infront of me, and i accidently poked her from behind with my boner >.<

THAT MADE ME LMFAO LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back in grade like 7? I can't remember =/ we were learning fractions =/
my whole tire life in school untill the last day of school my teacher finally noticed and he start laughing his ass off cuz I was calling the denominator doomeniator =/ He started pulling jokes about it everytime he saw me and he would say have youseenthemoviedoomeniator?Iwasthelaughingstokeofthewhole school D=

lol nice.

OMG that also reminds me, i went to this party once in middle school, and i told my mom i was going and she was like "YOUR GOING TO A GIRLS HOUSE?!?!?!" and once i got back, later that night she came into my room and tried to teach me how toputonacondomn<:O(likeididntknowalready)"You can practice with your finger" she said.

Oh and at my school we have a teacher named : Mr. Condomnm

LMFAO THATS HILAROUS!!!!!!

alright this happened about one year ago me and my friend planning a party so we went over to this girls house we knew right?
and when we asked her if she can come outside her mom came and shes like
who r u?
wat r u going 2 do?
wats ur name?
were do u live?
and finally she let the girl come outside but they were texting each other the whole time then shes like omg my mom is coming outside with me
im like to her your MOM IS SO FRICKEN COOL!
we actually told her mom that when she came outside and the weirdest thing was we only walked like 100 meters away from her house =/

that sucks, i woulda left at "My moms coming outside with me."

lol but they way her mom asked it it was cool lol! and the girl was 18 years old =p her mom was like 50? idk maybe 35 =/

What good is an 18 year old if her parent follows her everywhere XD

Lol I know what you mean =p

:P yup yup

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its pretty epic xD

When someone found out something that person shouldn't of. . . It was awkward silence for like a whole minute! D: