kodyt

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Re: Awkward Moments
roefl posted: (11th Sep 2011, 07:19 am)
We were at a friends house we had some drinks etc and then this awkward moment happened.
When a friend of mine had his pants down with his head in the toilet and sleeping.
Believe me when you want to go to the bathroom and you'll see something like that you don't feel like peeing anymore.
That reminds me of my best friends 21st b day.. We got him shit fucked ... and I was pretty drunk too. But in the car he was talking to me and my friend tylor and was like guys.. I have a nice penis... and
started unzipping his pants.... worse part is his mom was driving us home lmfao... Then when we got home some how his pants came off between the car and his house... so I had to pull up his pants and zip them for him... oh so awkward...
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Re: Awkward Moments
kodyt posted: (11th Sep 2011, 08:52 am)
roefl posted: (11th Sep 2011, 07:19 am)
We were at a friends house we had some drinks etc and then this awkward moment happened.
When a friend of mine had his pants down with his head in the toilet and sleeping.
Believe me when you want to go to the bathroom and you'll see something like that you don't feel like peeing anymore.
That reminds me of my best friends 21st b day..
We got him shit fucked ... and I was pretty drunk too. But in the car he was talking to me and my friend tylor and was like guys.. I have a nice penis...
andstarted unzipping his pants.... worse part is his mom was driving us home lmfao... Then when we got home some how his pants came off between the car and his house... so I had to pull up his pants and zip them for him... oh so awkward...
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When I was like 14 I went up in this plane then I saw this really really really hot chick right? so I started flirting acting like a boss, then after like 30mins a dude walks up to her and said would you like anything ma'am? im like wtf did he just say ma'am? so then I asked her her age and she
said 22 D=
ever since then I couldnt flirt for like two weeks whenever I saw a girl I was like how old r u? even the ones in my class D=
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Re: Awkward Moments
Haha, heres one from my friend. He was sleeping in study hall, dreaming of falling out of an airplane. He makes some little screaming noise accidently (it sounded like moaning), and when he brings his head up, everyones staring at him, like "Wtf?!?!?!" ---
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Flazex

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Re: Awkward Moments
Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)
Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)
The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.
Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.
I'm not talking about my age girls. I was like 10 or 11 when this happened. ---
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Okay, me and my friend were playing around at the pool doing parkour then we see a cop drive bye and parked right outside of the pool, then my friend started freaking out and REALLY had to go poop and me and him took our bikes and went out the back and then i see little drops of shit dripping out
of hise pants and when he comes home his mom says "Why is there poop on your leg?" and me and him started laughing histarocly until
I get in the house and realise i had shit on my leg too -.- ---
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Re: Awkward Moments
Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 02:03 pm)
Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)
Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)
The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.
Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.
I'm not talking about my age girls. I was like 10 or 11 when this happened.
and how old were the girls? o.o ---
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DanScott

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Re: Awkward Moments
The awkward moment when you have a 13 year old kid coming round your house asking you to help him make a social network in php when he knows next to nothing about php. Literally all his skills came from some text-based RPG software that he glanced at without bothering to learn how it all fits
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Re: Awkward Moments
DanScott posted: (11th Sep 2011, 02:51 pm)
The awkward moment when you have a 13 year old kid coming round your house asking you to help him make a social network in php when he knows next to nothing about php. Literally all his skills came from some text-based RPG software that he glanced at without bothering to learn how it all
fitstogether. He's so god damn irritating >.<
XD, im glad know one at my school that does that knows where i live :) ---
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eternity

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Re: Awkward Moments
awkward moment is in progress =/
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Re: Awkward Moments
Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:41 pm)
o.o
Please? =o
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Mitch

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Re: Awkward Moments
Cough an awkward moment for wildsurvival-
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Re: Awkward Moments
Mitch posted: (11th Sep 2011, 04:10 pm)
Cough an awkward moment for wildsurvival-
so true
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Flazex

Joined: 10th Mar 2011
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Re: Awkward Moments
Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 02:45 pm)
Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 02:03 pm)
Wildsurvival posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:14 am)
Flazex posted: (11th Sep 2011, 03:11 am)
The awkward moment when you accidentally go into the girls locker room while they're changing.
Thats not so much as an awkward moment, more of a "OMG how long will i get to watch before i get slapped by every girl in this room" moment.
I'm not talking about my age girls. I was like 10 or 11 when this happened.
and how old were the girls? o.o
Like 50 year old women.
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Re: Awkward Moments
Now, i'm sorry if this is a bit graphic for some people on here, but i am from Vancouver B.C. and as some may now downtown vancouver is filled with crackheads/hookers ect.
Well there's this street called 'Hastings' and it's famous for all the crack heads, and homeless people. So i was walking down Hastings, working with my dad because we deliver Stuff to local stores. (i was pretty used to seeing some pretty fucked up people on Hastings but what happened
next was shocking) So, after going into the store and giving the owner the package, i walked out and started heading to the truck, when i saw a naked homeless person running around in circles, i kept walking because who really want's to see that, but when a turned around, he was lying on the muddle
of the street fully naked masturbating. That's just plain fucked up and awkward.
There's my awkward moment for ya :p
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