Haze
Joined: 10th Mar 2011
Posts: 2333
 Re: what the fuck
roefl posted: (10th Sep 2011, 08:01 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 07:29 am)
Mattâ„¢ posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:17 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
No, I'm not mad. Just stating a point that speaking to random pedofile losers on a chat room makes you a loser/virgin.
You have problems sir.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What'ru laughing at.
You: Are you that funny looking?
Stranger: ya people do say i hav a pretty big mouth
You: Herpa Derping in the mirror.
You: No I don't want a dick in my ass.
You: I would say, uh, Perfectly fine.
You: I'm rather motivated to talk to facefucks like you.
Stranger: bcuz i didnt really say anything about putting my dick in ur ass...
You: Actually, It's in the first word you said.
You: Ayo, any straight person wouldn't even say a thing like that.
Stranger: cuz thats not somehtin i wud say
You: Ur face is a joke as I recall?
Stranger: my face is a fucking bitch magnet, if thats wat ur tryin to say..
You: Ah I see, those kind of bitches! 50$ a 30minutes.
You: I bet, you suck dick for money don't you?
You: Explains the big mouth.
Stranger: ya thats probabyit
You: I'm pretty sure actually.
You: I read it in the newspaper.
You: "homeless guy sucks dick for pennies"
Stranger: i wont forget u
You: When I look at my crap in the bathroom.
You: I'll think about you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I Lol'd in rl SOO HARD! ---
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Hollow
Joined: 30th Sep 2010
Posts: 3451
Re: what the fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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newguy
Joined: 13th Mar 2009
Posts: 665
Re: what the fuck
My friend showed me this one he sent it to me on facebook. This ACTUALLY happened to him haha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: never been here before but,
Stranger: gonna like it i think..
You: ya, i'm on here everyonce in a while
Stranger: give me something to talk about
Stranger: you can do it
You: ahhhh....
You: idk, i'm not usually the person to start
You: ummmm
Stranger: up here, for instance, we talk about hockey a lot.
You: we only talk about hockey when we're making fun of the canadian on the team
Stranger: never make fun of canadians! haha
Stranger: gonna all gang up on you one day.
You: maybe, theres only him for a couple miles around so i think we're safe for now
Stranger: lets change the subject lol
You: ok
Stranger: you like these kind of websites?
You: idk, there ok sometimes, just a lot of creepy people
Stranger: down in my town there are a lot of creepy people, but you're right
Stranger: never as many creepers in my town than here lol
Stranger: gonna move out soon lol
You: cool
You: i still have two years before i can move out, i'm still in highschool, but luckily my brothers moving out in just a couple days
Stranger: run away! haha i'm just kidding
Stranger: around my town, people try and run away a lot but they either come back
Stranger: and the cops find them or soemthing
Stranger: desert their homes and stuff
Stranger: you seem smarter than that though
You: i try to be
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: READ THE FIRST WORD OF EVERY THING I POSTED
You: really now
You: holy fucking hate you bitch
Stranger: 
You: you are amazing
Stranger: muhaaha
You: my friends are gonna flip when they see this
Stranger:
You:
You: thankyou master trol
You: *troll
You: you have truely enlightened me
Stranger: oh stop it
Stranger:
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Re: what the fuck
newguy posted: (10th Sep 2011, 05:37 pm)
My friend showed me this one he sent it to me on facebook. This ACTUALLY happened to him haha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: never been here before but,
Stranger: gonna like it i think..
You: ya, i'm on here everyonce in a while
Stranger: give me something to talk about
Stranger: you can do it
You: ahhhh....
You: idk, i'm not usually the person to start
You: ummmm
Stranger: up here, for instance, we talk about hockey a lot.
You: we only talk about hockey when we're making fun of the canadian on the team
Stranger: never make fun of canadians! haha
Stranger: gonna all gang up on you one day.
You: maybe, theres only him for a couple miles around so i think we're safe for now
Stranger: lets change the subject lol
You: ok
Stranger: you like these kind of websites?
You: idk, there ok sometimes, just a lot of creepy people
Stranger: down in my town there are a lot of creepy people, but you're right
Stranger: never as many creepers in my town than here lol
Stranger: gonna move out soon lol
You: cool
You: i still have two years before i can move out, i'm still in highschool, but luckily my brothers moving out in just a couple days
Stranger: run away! haha i'm just kidding
Stranger: around my town, people try and run away a lot but they either come back
Stranger: and the cops find them or soemthing
Stranger: desert their homes and stuff
Stranger: you seem smarter than that though
You: i try to be
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: READ THE FIRST WORD OF EVERY THING I POSTED
You: really now
You: holy fucking hate you bitch
Stranger:
You: you are amazing
Stranger: muhaaha
You: my friends are gonna flip when they see this
Stranger:
You:
You: thankyou master trol
You: *troll
You: you have truely enlightened me
Stranger: oh stop it
Stranger:
Haha, ive done something exactly like this :D
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
newguy posted: (10th Sep 2011, 05:37 pm)
My friend showed me this one he sent it to me on facebook. This ACTUALLY happened to him haha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: never been here before but,
Stranger: gonna like it i think..
You: ya, i'm on here everyonce in a while
Stranger: give me something to talk about
Stranger: you can do it
You: ahhhh....
You: idk, i'm not usually the person to start
You: ummmm
Stranger: up here, for instance, we talk about hockey a lot.
You: we only talk about hockey when we're making fun of the canadian on the team
Stranger: never make fun of canadians! haha
Stranger: gonna all gang up on you one day.
You: maybe, theres only him for a couple miles around so i think we're safe for now
Stranger: lets change the subject lol
You: ok
Stranger: you like these kind of websites?
You: idk, there ok sometimes, just a lot of creepy people
Stranger: down in my town there are a lot of creepy people, but you're right
Stranger: never as many creepers in my town than here lol
Stranger: gonna move out soon lol
You: cool
You: i still have two years before i can move out, i'm still in highschool, but luckily my brothers moving out in just a couple days
Stranger: run away! haha i'm just kidding
Stranger: around my town, people try and run away a lot but they either come back
Stranger: and the cops find them or soemthing
Stranger: desert their homes and stuff
Stranger: you seem smarter than that though
You: i try to be
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: READ THE FIRST WORD OF EVERY THING I POSTED
You: really now
You: holy fucking hate you bitch
Stranger:
You: you are amazing
Stranger: muhaaha
You: my friends are gonna flip when they see this
Stranger:
You:
You: thankyou master trol
You: *troll
You: you have truely enlightened me
Stranger: oh stop it
Stranger:
LOL!
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Re: what the fuck
newguy posted: (10th Sep 2011, 05:37 pm)
Highlighted the words xDMy friend showed me this one he sent it to me on facebook. This ACTUALLY happened to him haha.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: never been here before but,
Stranger: gonna like it i think..
You: ya, i'm on here everyonce in a while
Stranger: give me something to talk about
Stranger: you can do it
You: ahhhh....
You: idk, i'm not usually the person to start
You: ummmm
Stranger: up here, for instance, we talk about hockey a lot.
You: we only talk about hockey when we're making fun of the canadian on the team
Stranger: never make fun of canadians! haha
Stranger: gonna all gang up on you one day.
You: maybe, theres only him for a couple miles around so i think we're safe for now
Stranger: lets change the subject lol
You: ok
Stranger: you like these kind of websites?
You: idk, there ok sometimes, just a lot of creepy people
Stranger: down in my town there are a lot of creepy people, but you're right
Stranger: never as many creepers in my town than here lol
Stranger: gonna move out soon lol
You: cool
You: i still have two years before i can move out, i'm still in highschool, but luckily my brothers moving out in just a couple days
Stranger: run away! haha i'm just kidding
Stranger: around my town, people try and run away a lot but they either come back
Stranger: and the cops find them or soemthing
Stranger: desert their homes and stuff
Stranger: you seem smarter than that though
You: i try to be
Stranger: TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Stranger: READ THE FIRST WORD OF EVERY THING I POSTED
You: really now
You: holy fucking hate you bitch
Stranger:
You: you are amazing
Stranger: muhaaha
You: my friends are gonna flip when they see this
Stranger:
You:
You: thankyou master trol
You: *troll
You: you have truely enlightened me
Stranger: oh stop it
Stranger:
THAT IS **** HALARIOUS!!!!!!
if anyone doesnt get it, here: click me for cookies!
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eternity
Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
LOL!!!!!!!!!
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IM BACK FROM THE DEAD THE ZOMBIE RETURNS!
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Bladex
Joined: 24th Jan 2010
Posts: 1048
Re: what the fuck
OMFG???? I went to chek out that omegle and out of 10 video chats ive went in to 9 of themwas eitherjacking off or posing with shirts off
the one other is nice young lady but she didnt wanna chat .....
WTF Is wrong witht this site???!!
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jhono1
Joined: 3rd Oct 2010
Posts: 584
Re: what the fuck
You: for an elephant of my age?
Stranger: you look lie you were born yesterday
You: nice life you got ther
You: horny for 43 year old elephants
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lolss
Joined: 7th Mar 2011
Posts: 1777
Re: what the fuck
jhono1 posted: (11th Sep 2011, 01:49 am)
You: for an elephant of my age?
Stranger: you look lie you were born yesterday
You: nice life you got ther
You: horny for 43 year old elephants
LOL!
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Elaya
Joined: 12th Jun 2012
Posts: 1062
Re: what the fuck
I am aware this has been dead for a while, but I actually met somebody who wasn't a horny 40 year old virgin.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: So you don't have a house?
You: It must suck when it rains.
Stranger: I'm currently renting a cardboard box. Next month I can afford a tent!!!
You: I am so jelly right now
You: You can afford a fucking TENT! We just have this crappy newspaper we have to hold above our heads.
Stranger: Oh :/ well you know, if you pick up the coins from under park benches and under the staircases of
random houses, you can make enough cash to afford a box!
You: Yeah I do, but for some weird reason people keep staring at me when I do that. Apparently it's frowned upon. :/
Stranger: Well, they can go live their lives in peace, but they dont know what it's like to be us. They will
never have to deal with our situations.
Stranger: Those ignorant fucks -__-
You: Especially when it rains. -_-
Stranger: But you know, if you catch the rain in several cups, then you can purify it with cigarette
stubs
Stranger: Then you can get clean drinking water!
Stranger: Yeah! A nice old man who was living next to me told me so!
You: Too bad we can't afford a fucking cup.
Stranger: Then he passed out and died. GET ONE FROM A GARBAGE CAN
Stranger: THATS WHERE I GET EVERYTHING!
You: Those plastic cups always have holes in them though. :l
Stranger: No, you're supposed to get the paper cups that people drink coffee in!
You: So THAT's what I've been doing wrong! I got my pet cat from the garbage. I mean, sure, he's dead and only has one eyeball, but I love him all the same.
Stranger: I got my shoes from the garbage can. I mean, yeah, they are pieces of cardboard that could make my
house bigger, but just use some hair to tie them around your feet, and you're set
You: I bet all the hobos on the block are so jealous of you, with your cardboard shoes and shit.
Stranger: I know. They always try to steal my shit, but I snuck into a karate class and learned how to beat
them up man!
You: Seriously!? I just got this black guy in an alley to teach me how to brawl. He seemed legit.
Stranger: Ahh, but you see, I just watch other hobos do that from rooftops, so I dont ever get hunted down
by the burly black dudes. I mean, they might come after me, so I stay hidden.
You: You sly devil, you. He did give me some powder in a bag though... I didn't know what it was, so I just assumed it was edible.
Stranger: Oh! You're supposed to sniff it. That's not to eat! It makes you see things. But only do it in a
life or death situation. That can become addicting, and you cant afford it.
You: Really? I ate it and lemme tell you something... That was one hell of a party. All the hobos were there.
Stranger: I was there too.
Stranger: I was wearing a toga
Stranger: it was neon pink
You: Stylish. I think I remember you. I was the one in the bear costume. :)
Stranger: Oh, the polar bear, or the panda bear?
You: The polar bear. That panda ain't got shit on me.
Stranger: That panda is the black dude who gave you the stuff
You: Well fuck, I gave him my address!
Stranger: Oh, well that is stupid.
Stranger: I need to beat up a hobo
You: K. Good luck with that.
You: Shiiiiit man, that black dude is here! I gotta go, he's got a knife. o__o
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Re: what the fuck
That was entertaining to read. I went on a few days ago and met this lady who was hilarious and we had such a long convo.
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Re: what the fuck
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