Deuces
Joined: 13th Feb 2011
Posts: 120
 Re: what the fuck
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
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Mattâ„¢
Joined: 17th Apr 2010
Posts: 1019
Re: what the fuck
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
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eternity
Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
THE BEST ONE EVER!!!!!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Mitch
Joined: 19th Jul 2011
Posts: 403
Re: what the fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey im matt 15 years old. Im not gonna lie im looking to trade nude pictures with girls. 8 1/2 inch dick. Can only do emails.
You: Fuck you sikko lololol
Stranger: Im a teenaged boy thats all thats on my mind lololl
Stranger: Its human nature
You: you sure your not a pedo?
Stranger: Yes. Birthdate is june 9th 1996
You have disconnected.
LMFAO!
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Deuces
Joined: 13th Feb 2011
Posts: 120
Re: what the fuck
Mattâ„¢ posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:17 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
No, I'm not mad. Just stating a point that speaking to random pedofile losers on a chat room makes you a loser/virgin.
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 07:29 am)
Mattâ„¢ posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:17 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
No, I'm not mad. Just stating a point that speaking to random pedofile losers on a chat room makes you a loser/virgin.
How does talking to someone automatically make you a virgin? o.o
We weren't even talking about sex.
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roefl
Joined: 18th Nov 2009
Posts: 497
Re: what the fuck
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 07:29 am)
Mattâ„¢ posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:17 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
No, I'm not mad. Just stating a point that speaking to random pedofile losers on a chat room makes you a loser/virgin.
You have problems sir.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What'ru laughing at.
You: Are you that funny looking?
Stranger: ya people do say i hav a pretty big mouth
You: Herpa Derping in the mirror.
You: No I don't want a dick in my ass.
You: I would say, uh, Perfectly fine.
You: I'm rather motivated to talk to facefucks like you.
Stranger: bcuz i didnt really say anything about putting my dick in ur ass...
You: Actually, It's in the first word you said.
You: Ayo, any straight person wouldn't even say a thing like that.
Stranger: cuz thats not somehtin i wud say
You: Ur face is a joke as I recall?
Stranger: my face is a fucking bitch magnet, if thats wat ur tryin to say..
You: Ah I see, those kind of bitches! 50$ a 30minutes.
You: I bet, you suck dick for money don't you?
You: Explains the big mouth.
Stranger: ya thats probabyit
You: I'm pretty sure actually.
You: I read it in the newspaper.
You: "homeless guy sucks dick for pennies"
Stranger: i wont forget u
You: When I look at my crap in the bathroom.
You: I'll think about you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Jiyuu
Joined: 29th Aug 2011
Posts: 416
Re: what the fuck
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 07:29 am)
Mattâ„¢ posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:17 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 03:49 am)
Omegle is for lonely losers, like yourself Matt.
youmadbro?
my friend mentioned it in an msn convo, so was on it for a bit lol.
No, I'm not mad. Just stating a point that speaking to random pedofile losers on a chat room makes you a loser/virgin.
In what way does speaking to random "pedophilelosers" make you a loser, or virgin (The latter
being impossible, you can't be "made" a virgin.) I mean, from what I gather, you're basically saying thattalking to losers makes you a loser, with that logic - since apparently we're all retarded - that must make you a retard for talking to us, correct?
Oh, and by the way, since you like to use the word so much, I'm going to assume you know everything about retardation?
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Natalie
Joined: 9th Feb 2011
Posts: 419
Re: what the fuck
Jiyuu posted: (10th Sep 2011, 11:37 am)
Deuces posted: (10th Sep 2011, 07:29 am)
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"Natalia"
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Re: what the fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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roefl
Joined: 18th Nov 2009
Posts: 497
Re: what the fuck
NeverDies posted: (10th Sep 2011, 12:44 pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
It's either Male or female, maybe transexual, Elephant is not a sex.
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Hollow
Joined: 30th Sep 2010
Posts: 3451
Re: what the fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a shemale
Stranger: have you a dick and pussy or only dick?
Stranger: and you are only 16?
Stranger: i want to fuck you pussy then you fuck my ass
You: show me a picture of you
You: rule 20 http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
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Re: what the fuck
Hollow posted: (10th Sep 2011, 01:14 pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a shemale
Stranger: have you a dick and pussy or only dick?
Stranger: and you are only 16?
Stranger: i want to fuck you pussy then you fuck my ass
You: show me a picture of you
You: rule 20 http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
LOL
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
Hollow posted: (10th Sep 2011, 01:14 pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a shemale
Stranger: have you a dick and pussy or only dick?
Stranger: and you are only 16?
Stranger: i want to fuck you pussy then you fuck my ass
You: show me a picture of you
You: rule 20 http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
Decided to try the Rule 20 thing o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: same. lol what's your name?
Stranger: are you kidding me?
Stranger: okay, that's seriously creepy.
Stranger: are you sitting in a chair next to your step sister?
You: o.o Get away from me D:
Stranger: what the hell!?
Stranger: are you bull shitting me?
Stranger: i'm not a stalker bro
Stranger: believe me, no i'm not. my step sister, she said hi. i thought you were her and it fucking creeped
me out.
You: I'm so confused. But, can you read rule 20 for me? Q_Q It confuses me: http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
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Hollow
Joined: 30th Sep 2010
Posts: 3451
Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (10th Sep 2011, 04:43 pm)
Hollow posted: (10th Sep 2011, 01:14 pm)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a shemale
Stranger: have you a dick and pussy or only dick?
Stranger: and you are only 16?
Stranger: i want to fuck you pussy then you fuck my ass
You: show me a picture of you
You: rule 20 http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
Decided to try the Rule 20 thing o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: same. lol what's your name?
Stranger: are you kidding me?
Stranger: okay, that's seriously creepy.
Stranger: are you sitting in a chair next to your step sister?
You: o.o Get away from me D:
Stranger: what the hell!?
Stranger: are you bull shitting me?
Stranger: i'm not a stalker bro
Stranger: believe me, no i'm not. my step sister, she said hi. i thought you were her and it fucking
creepedme out.
You: I'm so confused. But, can you read rule 20 for me? Q_Q It confuses me: http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/f/fa/Rulesoftheinternet.jpg
Always epic to use fake identity and end a conversation with rule 20 ^^ (y)
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