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Post #102985 Re: what the fuck
Mattâ„¢ posted: (8th Sep 2011, 02:37 am)


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: you must be a ship

You: and i must be a captain

You: cause id like to go down on you

You: ;)

You: do you really need an asl with a hot pickup line like that?

Stranger: hahahahaha niceee and yahhh kinda :p

You: then theres something wrong with you

Stranger: lol well just age

You: 20

Stranger: 19 here male

You: thats inconvenient

You: i also seem to have a penis..

Stranger: are you a tranny?

You: is the sky blue?

Stranger: yes

You: then my answer is the opposite of that.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

..

 

I guess he wanted a tranny..


XD
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102992 Re: what the fuck

Matts convo made me laugh out loud like a idiot XD Fucking awesome.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103382 Re: what the fuck

The weirdest thing to do on omegle is smile.

Chat 1:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: :)

Stranger: asl

You: :)

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Chat 2: 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: :)

Stranger: hi stranger

You: :)

Stranger: whats up

You: :)

Stranger: :)

You: :)

Stranger: fuck off

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Chat 3:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: :)

Stranger: Hi

You: :)

Stranger: Als

You: Fail.

You have disconnected.

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103398 Re: what the fuck

:)

Stranger: Hey

You: Hey!

Stranger: Asl

You: age: gazillion sex: unknown alien l: idk what that is :\

Stranger: Fuck u

You: :D



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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103401 Re: what the fuck

Stranger: hey

You: hey

Stranger: m or f

You: ftm

Stranger: ewha

Stranger: what

You: female to male

You: you know?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


...


lol..

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103402 Re: what the fuck

Matt, you got me addicted to omegle. t(-.-)t

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103405 Re: what the fuck

EDIT: removed because of hate XD!

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103406 Re: what the fuck
andrewbob1 posted: (9th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

this is very disturbing...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: female

Stranger: 19,m,usa

You: 19,f,usa

You: :)

Stranger: nice

Stranger: what state?

You: maryland, you?

Stranger: michigan

You: wow i need to go all the way over there to give you a blow...

Stranger: REMOVED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT

Stranger: that might help

Stranger: tell me what you think

You: wow

You: thats big!

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: 11 inches

You: wow

You: i would love to blow that :)

Stranger: do you have any pics?

You: totally

Stranger: can i see please?

You: wanna see :)

Stranger: yes

You: okay!

You: second

Stranger: ok

You: accessing

You: photos

You: :)

You: okay 1 more seond

Stranger: ok

You: what do you wanna see, fingering, or me giving bj?

You: :)

Stranger: both if you dont mind

You: okay :)

You: hahaha

You: heres me in the pool ;)

You: REMOVED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT

Stranger: sexy

You: thanks!

Stranger: have you ever had a monster cock before?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats the biggest you have had?

You: 13 inches :)

Stranger: damn

Stranger: was he black?

You: yep

You: :)

Stranger: did you take it all the way?

You: half way

You: :)

Stranger: i would shove all 11 inches in your tight little pussy

You: :)

You: i would love that

Stranger: want to have phone sex? i could give my number first if you want

You: hell yeah :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: 919-749-5286

Stranger: call me

Stranger: whats your name?

You: andrew

Stranger: awwwwww

Stranger: i just got fucking played didnt i

You: no..

You: im a girl?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry

You: its ok :p

Stranger: still call me please?

You: totally :D

LOL i accidentaly said my name is andrew. XD!

and i know this crap because of bros :P


wtf? DAM BRO LOL!

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103409 Re: what the fuck












  1. this is very disturbing...
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103411 Re: what the fuck
andrewbob1 posted: (9th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

REMOVED......


-10,000 respect bro..

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103412 Re: what the fuck

I was expecting that.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103413 Re: what the fuck

disgusting lol!

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103414 Re: what the fuck

andrewbob1 posted: (9th Sep 2011, 03:43 am)

this is very disturbing...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: female

Stranger: 19,m,usa

You: 19,f,usa

You: :)

Stranger: nice

Stranger: what state?

You: maryland, you?

Stranger: michigan

You: wow i need to go all the way over there to give you a blow...

Stranger: REMOVED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT

Stranger: that might help

Stranger: tell me what you think

You: wow

You: thats big!

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: 11 inches

You: wow

You: i would love to blow that :)

Stranger: do you have any pics?

You: totally

Stranger: can i see please?

You: wanna see :)

Stranger: yes

You: okay!

You: second

Stranger: ok

You: accessing

You: photos

You: :)

You: okay 1 more seond

Stranger: ok

You: what do you wanna see, fingering, or me giving bj?

You: :)

Stranger: both if you dont mind

You: okay :)

You: hahaha

You: heres me in the pool ;)

You: REMOVED FOR SEXUAL CONTENT

Stranger: sexy

You: thanks!

Stranger: have you ever had a monster cock before?

You: yeah

Stranger: whats the biggest you have had?

You: 13 inches :)

Stranger: damn

Stranger: was he black?

You: yep

You: :)

Stranger: did you take it all the way?

You: half way

You: :)

Stranger: i would shove all 11 inches in your tight little pussy

You: :)

You: i would love that

Stranger: want to have phone sex? i could give my number first if you want

You: hell yeah :)

Stranger: ok

Stranger: 919-749-5286

Stranger: call me

Stranger: whats your name?

You: andrew

Stranger: awwwwww

Stranger: i just got fucking played didnt i

You: no..

You: im a girl?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry

You: its ok :p

Stranger: still call me please?

You: totally :D

LOL i accidentaly said my name is andrew. XD!

and i know this crap because of bros :P


Wtf Andrew lmfao never again man never again.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103415 Re: what the fuck

LOL

You: hey asl? :D

Stranger: hi

Stranger: i am a horny male

You: same

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #103419 Re: what the fuck


their AI is shit, i had one open a video conference... all i saw was a room, with a bed that had power ranger sheets on it + pokemon & yugiho posters all around...

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