kodyt

Joined: 6th Apr 2009
Posts: 2271
Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 12:58 pm)
kodyt posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:57 am)
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:55 am)
kodyt posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:49 am)
eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 12:22 am)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: soo by nice to met you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: eternity is that you?
Stranger: No, but I am black God.
You: I hate you so much eternity.. I wish you'd choke on your cookie.
You: eternity calm down..
You: it wasn't that funny eternty.
Stranger: It is to me, because I am black God.
You: I don't care if your a nigger enternity.
You: go back to eoserv.net bro.
Stranger: Lolol wtf is that.
You: damnit I hate you enternity.
Stranger: Mission accomplished
You: You can now report back to Majestic pony and brag about the completed mission.
You: I killed majestic last week.
You: Who will you brag to now?!
Stranger: The yellow God.
You: Only your mom cares about your success, and she's more like the cock god bro.
Stranger: He's my neighbour. We're tight.
You: oh hey enternity i gotta go jerk it to soft robot porn..
LOL He's probably so confused.
Soft robot porn confuses me too... but hey its all that was on at the time... FOUND YOU UNDEADEO!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: nlooking for horny girl who want to trade pics through email;)
You: HEY IS IT YOU UNDEADEO?!?!
You: How you doin Undead?!
Stranger: pretty nice wbu!
You: Thats good oh you know just trollin' eoserv.net bro.
You: And jerkin it to soft robot porn, so how about those smurfs man?
You: I take it you don't know about those smurfs bro?
You: Noice? You know about ice? Me too I smoke that shit, it gets you lit huh?
Stranger: ha nah what about en?
You: En? Naa bro I don't touch weeds, I spray em and kill'em.
You: I hear you liek to troll little girls and get into there panties?
Stranger: hah I almost choped my cock off
You: hey call my little sister and call her a slut whore cunt bitch..
Dude, I love you. <3
Oh why thank you! ;D
Oh and btw no one call that number please lol, its actually the LA FBI office.
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roefl

Joined: 18th Nov 2009
Posts: 497
Re: what the fuck
Pro way of trolling omegle:
Works only in USA.
Ask them A,S,L.
You be a girl, 18,F,USA
Ask if they're warm or cold.
If they're warm, say you're hot.
They'll probably ask if ur horny.
You say: Maybe, are you going to make me.
I'd like to do phonesex.
(866) 720 - 5721 <- Give them this number, it's the Fbi number.
???? -> profit.
13 years, 34 weeks ago
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Flazex

Joined: 10th Mar 2011
Posts: 1336
Re: what the fuck
roefl posted: (7th Sep 2011, 03:24 pm)
Pro way of trolling omegle:
Works only in USA.
Ask them A,S,L.
You be a girl, 18,F,USA
Ask if they're warm or cold.
If they're warm, say you're hot.
They'll probably ask if ur horny.
You say: Maybe, are you going to make me.
I'd like to do phonesex.
(866) 720 - 5721 <- Give them this number, it's the Fbi number.
???? -> profit.
If there was a win button, I would click it thousands of times.
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
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Moonie

Joined: 29th Jun 2011
Posts: 2293
Re: what the fuck
LOL
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: im a lvl 39 wizard with icestorm and sanctum robes
You: Ill guide u through ur long quest to slay the evil dragon young warrior
You: Whats ur warrior name
Stranger: You're a sado and needs help.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im so wet right now
Stranger: oh good that dildo feels good
You: ................im a girl O_O OMG!!! IVE BEN RAPED BY A LESBIAN
Stranger: im sorry hun.. i do like girls.. especially you
Stranger: lesbians are always sexier. well im bi also
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
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eternity

Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big
Stranger: idk why should i?
You: so much fake ppl here
Stranger: ok then whats your email
You: dam i forgot that last asshole
Stranger: waiting to send thispic
You: i bet ur a 12 year old
You: so lets get this over
You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs
Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst
Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?
Stranger: it costs fuck loads
You: im so fcking horny kid =/
You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole
You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3
Stranger: well guess what
Stranger: thats not my account
Stranger: and thats my number
You: omegle doesnt need accounts
You: kids like u make me mad
Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser
You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle
Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit
You: this internet kid their are no real girls
Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay
You: online date more bro
Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate
You: lmfao say ur swear then run?
You: did u know the sun is shiny?
Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
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lolss
Joined: 7th Mar 2011
Posts: 1777
Re: what the fuck
eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:49 pm)
I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big
Stranger: idk why should i?
You: so much fake ppl here
Stranger: ok then whats your email
You: dam i forgot that last asshole
Stranger: waiting to send thispic
You: i bet ur a 12 year old
You: so lets get this over
You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs
Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst
Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?
Stranger: it costs fuck loads
You: im so fcking horny kid =/
You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole
You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3
Stranger: well guess what
Stranger: thats not my account
Stranger: and thats my number
You: omegle doesnt need accounts
You: kids like u make me mad
Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser
You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle
Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit
You: this internet kid their are no real girls
Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay
You: online date more bro
Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate
You: lmfao say ur swear then run?
You: did u know the sun is shiny?
Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom
You wanted to see how big he was?...
13 years, 34 weeks ago
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eternity

Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
lolss posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:52 pm)
eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:49 pm)
I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big
Stranger: idk why should i?
You: so much fake ppl here
Stranger: ok then whats your email
You: dam i forgot that last asshole
Stranger: waiting to send thispic
You: i bet ur a 12 year old
You: so lets get this over
You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs
Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst
Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?
Stranger: it costs fuck loads
You: im so fcking horny kid =/
You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole
You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3
Stranger: well guess what
Stranger: thats not my account
Stranger: and thats my number
You: omegle doesnt need accounts
You: kids like u make me mad
Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser
You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle
Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit
You: this internet kid their are no real girls
Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay
You: online date more bro
Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate
You: lmfao say ur swear then run?
You: did u know the sun is shiny?
Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom
You wanted to see how big he was?...
nah I was just fcking with the kid lmfao and he actually was willing to show it LOL!
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
Decided I'd give it a go o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:8=========================================================================================================================D?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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lolss
Joined: 7th Mar 2011
Posts: 1777
Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:59 pm)
Decided I'd give it a go o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:8=========================================================================================================================D?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL, you shoulda said send meh some pics;)
13 years, 34 weeks ago
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
lolss posted: (7th Sep 2011, 11:01 pm)
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:59 pm)
Decided I'd give it a go o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You:8=========================================================================================================================D?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
LOL, you shoulda said send meh some pics;)
I'll keep going for another one XD
13 years, 34 weeks ago
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eternity

Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
Lol u should bro its fun!
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IM BACK FROM THE DEAD THE ZOMBIE RETURNS!
13 years, 34 weeks ago
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
People get SO offtopic when your in spy mode XD [Posting pic when they're done talking]
Pretty boring.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Complete the sentence: Eternity is possibly the biggest ____________________.
Stranger 1: 21 female alaska
Stranger 2: straight bi les?
Stranger 1: are you cute ? (:
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eternity

Joined: 8th Jul 2011
Posts: 1090
Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 11:09 pm)
People get SO offtopic when your in spy mode XD [Posting pic when they're done talking]
Pretty boring.
You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Complete the sentence: Eternity is possibly the biggest ____________________.
Stranger 1: 21 female alaska
Stranger 2: straight bi les?
Stranger 1: are you cute ? (:
Lmfao lol =P LOL funny shit and I Eternity is possibly the biggest. PERIOD! =3
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13 years, 34 weeks ago
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UndeadEO
Joined: 11th Jun 2011
Posts: 710
Re: what the fuck
Last one. o.o
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Just finishing up my quest so I can become a level 30 fire wand. You?
Stranger: trying to make new friends but all of them turning me down b'cos.........
You: [Class Race Level]? and oh. Im a male o.o
You: Are you on the Red Meteonyker quest where you have to wipe out Clockworks to get to Volcan?
You: Or are you a newbie vagrant just starting your journey into Madrigal?
Stranger: male,24 ghanaian
You: CRL = Class Race Level.
Stranger: don't get u well
You: Ohhh. You're not from Madrigal?
You: You must be from Vult-R island.?
You: Right now I'm on a quest to get to Volcan so I can wipe out the Red Meteonyker to get to level 70.
You: How many quests have you done so far?
You: Do you work for the Wise Man?
Stranger: no,at a flour mill
You: Who's the owner? I'm pretty sure its Ssotta?
You: Are you still AoE ele or do you plan on switching to a 1v1 so we can kill Red Meteonyker?
Stranger: have no idea of what u talking about
You: Don't act stupid, Herr :/
Stranger: motherfu**** yeah?
You: No need to get hostile.
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Mattâ„¢

Joined: 17th Apr 2010
Posts: 1019
Re: what the fuck
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: and i must be a captain
You: cause id like to go down on you
You: do you really need an asl with a hot pickup line like that?
Stranger: hahahahaha niceee and yahhh kinda :p
You: then theres something wrong with you
Stranger: lol well just age
You: i also seem to have a penis..
Stranger: are you a tranny?
You: then my answer is the opposite of that.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
..
I guess he wanted a tranny..
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