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Post #102715 Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 12:58 pm)

kodyt posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:57 am)

UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:55 am)

kodyt posted: (7th Sep 2011, 01:49 am)

eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 12:22 am)

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: girl ?

You: nope

You: =/

Stranger: soo by nice to met you

Stranger: :p

You: =/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: eternity is that you?

Stranger: No, but I am black God.

You: I hate you so much eternity.. I wish you'd choke on your cookie.

You: eternity shush up.

Stranger: LOLOLOL

Stranger: Umad?

You: eternity calm down..

You: it wasn't that funny eternty.

Stranger: It is to me, because I am black God.

You: y so srs bro?

You: I don't care if your a nigger enternity.

Stranger: Yeah br0.

Stranger: You should.

You: go back to eoserv.net bro.

Stranger: Lolol wtf is that.

You: damnit I hate you enternity.

Stranger: Mission accomplished

You: You can now report back to Majestic pony and brag about the completed mission.

Stranger: Indeed.

You: sux2bu

You: I killed majestic last week.

You: Who will you brag to now?!

Stranger: The yellow God.

You: Only your mom cares about your success, and she's more like the cock god bro.

Stranger: He's my neighbour. We're tight.

Stranger: Dude, whut.

You: oh hey enternity i gotta go jerk it to soft robot porn..

You have disconnected.




LOL He's probably so confused.

Soft robot porn confuses me too... but hey its all that was on at the time... 
FOUND YOU UNDEADEO!

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: nlooking for horny girl who want to trade pics through email;)

You: HEY IS IT YOU UNDEADEO?!?!

Stranger: ?

Stranger: yeah!

You: How you doin Undead?!

Stranger: pretty nice wbu!

You: Thats good oh you know just trollin' eoserv.net bro.

You: And jerkin it to soft robot porn, so how about those smurfs man?

You: I take it you don't know about those smurfs bro?

Stranger: noice

Stranger: sexy as ever

You: Noice? You know about ice? Me too I smoke that shit, it gets you lit huh?

Stranger: ha nah what about en?

You: En? Naa bro I don't touch weeds, I spray em and kill'em.

Stranger: he'll yeah!

Stranger: *hell

You: I hear you liek to troll little girls and get into there panties?

Stranger: hah I almost choped my cock off

You: Oh damn that sux2bu

Stranger: yeah brah

You: hey call my little sister and call her a slut whore cunt bitch..

You:             (310)477-6565      

Stranger: hah;)


Dude, I love you. <3

Oh why thank you! ;D

Oh and btw no one call that number please lol, its actually the LA FBI office.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102728 Re: what the fuck

Pro way of trolling omegle:

Works only in USA.


Ask them A,S,L.


You be a girl, 18,F,USA


Ask if they're warm or cold.


If they're warm, say you're hot.

They'll probably ask if ur horny.

You say: Maybe, are you going to make me.

I'd like to do phonesex.


(866) 720 - 5721 <- Give them this number, it's the Fbi number.


???? -> profit.

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102806 Re: what the fuck
roefl posted: (7th Sep 2011, 03:24 pm)

Pro way of trolling omegle:

Works only in USA.


Ask them A,S,L.


You be a girl, 18,F,USA


Ask if they're warm or cold.


If they're warm, say you're hot.

They'll probably ask if ur horny.

You say: Maybe, are you going to make me.

I'd like to do phonesex.


(866) 720 - 5721 <- Give them this number, it's the Fbi number.


???? -> profit.

If there was a win button, I would click it thousands of times.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102869 Re: what the fuck


LOL

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Hi

You: im a lvl 39 wizard with icestorm and sanctum robes

You: Ill guide u through ur long quest to slay the evil dragon young warrior

Stranger: Great

You: Whats ur warrior name

Stranger: You're a sado and needs help.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: penis

Stranger: pussyyyy here

Stranger: im so wet right now

Stranger: oh good that dildo feels good

You: ................im a girl O_O OMG!!! IVE BEN RAPED BY A LESBIAN

Stranger: im sorry hun.. i do like girls.. especially you

You: im scared D:

Stranger: are you lez?

You: noooope

Stranger: lesbians are always sexier. well im bi also

Stranger: you want me?

You have disconnected.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102885 Re: what the fuck

I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: hi asl

Stranger: m 16 here

You: f 16

Stranger: cool were from

You: canada

You: u?

Stranger: new zealand

You: u big?

You: =/

You: yes or no?

Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big

You: =/

You: Lol

Stranger: why you ask

You: prove it?

Stranger: idk why should i?

You: cuz

You: so much fake ppl here

You: =/

Stranger: ok then whats your email

You: =o

You: my email is

You: 1sec

You: dam i forgot that last asshole

You: hacked it

You: =/

You: wat u doing?

Stranger: waiting to send thispic

You: =/

You: listen

You: i bet ur a 12 year old

You: so lets get this over

Stranger: im not

You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs

Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst

You: =/ got a phone?

Stranger: yea i do

You: number?

Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?

You: so?

You: wats ur number?

You: omg hurry

Stranger: it costs fuck loads

You: im so fcking horny kid =/

Stranger: it

You: Omg kid hurry

You: =/

Stranger:             +642102796170      

You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole

You: kk got it

You: also

You: guess wat

Stranger: wht

You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3

You: thxs =3

You: horny bart

You: brat*

Stranger: well guess what

Stranger: thats not my account

Stranger: and thats my number

Stranger: shame cunt

You: omegle doesnt need accounts

You: =/

You: idc about ur number

Stranger: fb dumbass

You: lmfao idc kid

You: gtfo

You: get lost fag

You: lol

You: kids like u make me mad

You: =/

You: biggest liers ever

Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser

You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle

You: check it out brat

Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit

You: w/e

You: this internet kid their are no real girls

Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay

You: lmfao

You: online date more bro

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate

You: lmfao say ur swear then run?

You: sure

You: talk to ur hoe then

You: LOL

You: go outside

You: did u know the sun is shiny?

Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom

You: sure

You: gtfo here kid

You have disconnected.

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102887 Re: what the fuck
eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:49 pm)

I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: hi asl

Stranger: m 16 here

You: f 16

Stranger: cool were from

You: canada

You: u?

Stranger: new zealand

You: u big?

You: =/

You: yes or no?

Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big

You: =/

You: Lol

Stranger: why you ask

You: prove it?

Stranger: idk why should i?

You: cuz

You: so much fake ppl here

You: =/

Stranger: ok then whats your email

You: =o

You: my email is

You: 1sec

You: dam i forgot that last asshole

You: hacked it

You: =/

You: wat u doing?

Stranger: waiting to send thispic

You: =/

You: listen

You: i bet ur a 12 year old

You: so lets get this over

Stranger: im not

You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs

Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst

You: =/ got a phone?

Stranger: yea i do

You: number?

Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?

You: so?

You: wats ur number?

You: omg hurry

Stranger: it costs fuck loads

You: im so fcking horny kid =/

Stranger: it

You: Omg kid hurry

You: =/

Stranger:             +642102796170      

You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole

You: kk got it

You: also

You: guess wat

Stranger: wht

You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3

You: thxs =3

You: horny bart

You: brat*

Stranger: well guess what

Stranger: thats not my account

Stranger: and thats my number

Stranger: shame cunt

You: omegle doesnt need accounts

You: =/

You: idc about ur number

Stranger: fb dumbass

You: lmfao idc kid

You: gtfo

You: get lost fag

You: lol

You: kids like u make me mad

You: =/

You: biggest liers ever

Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser

You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle

You: check it out brat

Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit

You: w/e

You: this internet kid their are no real girls

Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay

You: lmfao

You: online date more bro

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate

You: lmfao say ur swear then run?

You: sure

You: talk to ur hoe then

You: LOL

You: go outside

You: did u know the sun is shiny?

Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom

You: sure

You: gtfo here kid

You have disconnected.

You wanted to see how big he was?...

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102889 Re: what the fuck
lolss posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:52 pm)

eternity posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:49 pm)

I pissed this kid off so much LOL! I spammed the shit out of him! LOL LMFAO READ THIS, THIS IS FUNNY!!


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: asl?

Stranger: hi asl

Stranger: m 16 here

You: f 16

Stranger: cool were from

You: canada

You: u?

Stranger: new zealand

You: u big?

You: =/

You: yes or no?

Stranger: yea im huge na im kinda big

You: =/

You: Lol

Stranger: why you ask

You: prove it?

Stranger: idk why should i?

You: cuz

You: so much fake ppl here

You: =/

Stranger: ok then whats your email

You: =o

You: my email is

You: 1sec

You: dam i forgot that last asshole

You: hacked it

You: =/

You: wat u doing?

Stranger: waiting to send thispic

You: =/

You: listen

You: i bet ur a 12 year old

You: so lets get this over

Stranger: im not

You: paypal me 20 bucks see my boobs

Stranger: if you want to see me on fb my names peter hurst

You: =/ got a phone?

Stranger: yea i do

You: number?

Stranger: you know im in new zealand ay?

You: so?

You: wats ur number?

You: omg hurry

Stranger: it costs fuck loads

You: im so fcking horny kid =/

Stranger: it

You: Omg kid hurry

You: =/

Stranger:             +642102796170      

You: so wat i will call if ur a cheap asshole

You: kk got it

You: also

You: guess wat

Stranger: wht

You: im a dude and im posting this on forums =3

You: thxs =3

You: horny bart

You: brat*

Stranger: well guess what

Stranger: thats not my account

Stranger: and thats my number

Stranger: shame cunt

You: omegle doesnt need accounts

You: =/

You: idc about ur number

Stranger: fb dumbass

You: lmfao idc kid

You: gtfo

You: get lost fag

You: lol

You: kids like u make me mad

You: =/

You: biggest liers ever

Stranger: haha shame that failed didnt it loser

You: go on meatspin.com its my site for dating like omegle

You: check it out brat

Stranger: bro just cause im not a gay cunt who fakes shit

You: w/e

You: this internet kid their are no real girls

Stranger: oh yea cause im that stupid ay

You: lmfao

You: online date more bro

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

You: umadbro?

Stranger: na i get really chicks im not desserate

You: lmfao say ur swear then run?

You: sure

You: talk to ur hoe then

You: LOL

You: go outside

You: did u know the sun is shiny?

Stranger: ok i will i get head from her more then you do from your mom

You: sure

You: gtfo here kid

You have disconnected.

You wanted to see how big he was?...

nah I was just fcking with the kid lmfao and he actually was willing to show it LOL!

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102897 Re: what the fuck

Decided I'd give it a go o.o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny, f, usa

You: o.o

You:8=========================================================================================================================D?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102901 Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:59 pm)

Decided I'd give it a go o.o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny, f, usa

You: o.o

You:8=========================================================================================================================D?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL, you shoulda said send meh some pics;)

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102903 Re: what the fuck
lolss posted: (7th Sep 2011, 11:01 pm)

UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 10:59 pm)

Decided I'd give it a go o.o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: horny, f, usa

You: o.o

You:8=========================================================================================================================D?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL, you shoulda said send meh some pics;)


I'll keep going for another one XD

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102905 Re: what the fuck

Lol u should bro its fun!

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102911 Re: what the fuck

People get SO offtopic when your in spy mode XD [Posting pic when they're done talking]

Pretty boring.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Complete the sentence: Eternity is possibly the biggest ____________________.

Stranger 1: boner

Stranger 2: sex chat?

Stranger 1: HAAH

Stranger 1: sex

Stranger 1: mmmmmm sex

Stranger 1: (;

Stranger 2: soooo horny

Stranger 1: me tooo !

Stranger 2: asl?

Stranger 1: 21 female alaska

Stranger 1: you ?

Stranger 2: straight bi les?

Stranger 1: bi

Stranger 2: im a f 18 us

Stranger 1: are you cute ? (:

You have disconnected.

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102913 Re: what the fuck
UndeadEO posted: (7th Sep 2011, 11:09 pm)

People get SO offtopic when your in spy mode XD [Posting pic when they're done talking]

Pretty boring.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!

Question to discuss:
Complete the sentence: Eternity is possibly the biggest ____________________.

Stranger 1: boner

Stranger 2: sex chat?

Stranger 1: HAAH

Stranger 1: sex

Stranger 1: mmmmmm sex

Stranger 1: (;

Stranger 2: soooo horny

Stranger 1: me tooo !

Stranger 2: asl?

Stranger 1: 21 female alaska

Stranger 1: you ?

Stranger 2: straight bi les?

Stranger 1: bi

Stranger 2: im a f 18 us

Stranger 1: are you cute ? (:

You have disconnected.

Lmfao lol =P LOL funny shit and I Eternity is possibly the biggest. PERIOD! =3

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13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102918 Re: what the fuck

Last one. o.o

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hi

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: hoew are u?

You: Just finishing up my quest so I can become a level 30 fire wand. You?

Stranger: not bad

You: What level are you?

Stranger: trying to make new friends but all of them turning me down b'cos.........

You: b'cos?

You: Anyway

You: CRL?

Stranger: am a male

You: [Class Race Level]? and oh. Im a male o.o

You: Are you on the Red Meteonyker quest where you have to wipe out Clockworks to get to Volcan?

You: Or are you a newbie vagrant just starting your journey into Madrigal?

Stranger: no

You: CRL?

Stranger: male,24 ghanaian

You: CRL = Class Race Level.

Stranger: don't get u well

You: Ohhh. You're not from Madrigal?

Stranger: yeah

You: Hmmm.

You: You must be from Vult-R island.?

Stranger: no ghana

Stranger: and u?

You: Right now I'm on a quest to get to Volcan so I can wipe out the Red Meteonyker to get to level 70.

You: How many quests have you done so far?

You: Do you work for the Wise Man?

Stranger: no,at a flour mill

You: Who's the owner? I'm pretty sure its Ssotta?

You: You there, Herr?

Stranger: yeah

You: Are you still AoE ele or do you plan on switching to a 1v1 so we can kill Red Meteonyker?

Stranger: have no idea of what u talking about

You: Don't act stupid, Herr :/

Stranger: motherfu**** yeah?

You: O.O

You: No need to get hostile.

You have disconnected.

13 years, 34 weeks ago
Post #102983 Re: what the fuck


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl

You: you must be a ship

You: and i must be a captain

You: cause id like to go down on you

You: ;)

You: do you really need an asl with a hot pickup line like that?

Stranger: hahahahaha niceee and yahhh kinda :p

You: then theres something wrong with you

Stranger: lol well just age

You: 20

Stranger: 19 here male

You: thats inconvenient

You: i also seem to have a penis..

Stranger: are you a tranny?

You: is the sky blue?

Stranger: yes

You: then my answer is the opposite of that.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

..

 

I guess he wanted a tranny..

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