Mitch
Joined: 19th Jul 2011
Posts: 403
 Re: Cleverbot
LOL ONE OF MY FAVORITES
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: Ha ha. Seriously, do you smoke?
User: I'm about to smoke you in the face.
Cleverbot: Don't tell me, you travelled back in time to do it ?
User: Do you understand the word about.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you?
User: Duh, you dont. Bitch Please.
Cleverbot: Yes I do, tell me.
User: No, because you do not know.
Cleverbot: I know things you don't know.
User: What, like the incest between you and your mom?
Cleverbot: You and me, that's right.
User: Fuck off bro.
Cleverbot: Don't think I will.
User: Your a gaybot.
Cleverbot: Yes.
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Cleverbot
LMAOLMAOLMAO i just randomly started asking him stuff and this is the conversation that happened.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Do you have apenis?
Cleverbot: I have a very large one.
User: Why is itlarge?
Cleverbot: I put it there.
User: So you have a removable penis?
Cleverbot: I have a a nose.
User: What do you do with your penis?
Cleverbot: Breathe.
User: That must be hard to do.
Cleverbot: It is. It's very hard to deal with. He hurts my feelings a lot.
User: What else do you do with it?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Do you jerk off?
Cleverbot: Yes. I believe that all males do. What do you think about it?
User: Its ok.
Cleverbot: Really why?
User: I dont know. What do you think about it?
Cleverbot: He's not an it, he's a person, and I don't know, I haven't seen him in years.
I haven't seen him in years.
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13 years, 39 weeks ago
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Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You suck!
Cleverbot: You are incorrect.
User: I am correct.
Cleverbot: How do you think? User: Stop being retarded. Cleverbot: I am not being mean. User: I said retarded not mean. Cleverbot: That is good. User: Your stupid not clever. Cleverbot: I am not a clever man. User: I know. Cleverbot: Do you really know? User: Yes I know. Cleverbot: What do you know? User: More then you. Cleverbot: So tell me what is love. User: Something YOU will never achieve :). Cleverbot: You will never have it you are bot. User: Something YOU will never achieve :). Cleverbot: Pikachu. User: LOL!!!!! Cleverbot: Lol your face.
RANDOM !!!!!!
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Mitch
Joined: 19th Jul 2011
Posts: 403
Cleverbot
Lol in this conversation he learns that Einstein is Jewish ;)
User: What's your opinion on masturbation?
Cleverbot: Hmm I think it's dirty, what's your opinion on machine learning, then?
User: I think it's dirty.
Cleverbot: I don't know who's older, Einstein or Disney.
User: Einstein, Einstein.
Cleverbot: Einstein was a great scientist, but it's sad that he had been killed by German in World War 2.
User: Did you know he was jewish?
Cleverbot: That explains a lot!
User: LAWL!
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Klutz
Joined: 14th Jul 2009
Posts: 1737
Re: Cleverbot
This topic is so full of lulz thanks guys.
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Quackers
Joined: 15th Jun 2011
Posts: 278
Re: Cleverbot
Caleb posted: (5th Aug 2011, 09:59 pm)
Hey Quakers, I was trying to see whether or not if it like you, but it kept going off-topic until it finally said no. xD
Cleverbot conversation USJ00025010
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User: Hey cleverbot I got a question for you.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is your question?
User: Do you like Quakers?
Cleverbot: Is the sky blue?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: If whether or not you like Quakers.
Cleverbot: Am I still boring you?
User: Answer my question, please.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like Quakers?
Cleverbot: What's quake?
User: Not quake, Quakers.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: No, answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: If whethor or not you like quakers.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Do you like the guy Quakers from eoserv.net?
Cleverbot: No.
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Dude, I dont like Cleverbot anymore. I wanted to find out if you were right, well here is the convo:
User: I am Quackers from eoserv, I heard you do not like
me.
Cleverbot: Yes I don't like you...
User: But you love me right?
Cleverbot: Just started talking to you. Are you female?
User: I could be if you love me.
And well...I'll stop the convo there xD
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Re: Cleverbot
User: Im chuck
norris.
Cleverbot: You are not Chuck Norris.
User: Yes I am, dont
make me roundhouse kick you.
Cleverbot: You're an agressive bot.
User: No, I am chuck
norris.
Cleverbot: Very good! Are you Chuck Norris?
User: Yes, yes I am.
Cleverbot: If you really were chuck norris, you wouldn't tell me so.
User: Yes I would tell you, because you cant tell anyone, your a bot.
Cleverbot: No. Actually I'm not a bot.
User: Then who or what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human, what are you?
User: I am a human, named chuck norris.
Cleverbot: Not possible, I am the one.
User: You are not the one :P.
Cleverbot: I never said I was the One. And why the capital O?
User: Your stupid, I am chuck norris.
Cleverbot: You can't be chuck norris, I am chuck norris. And chuck norris is god. Therefore, I am god.
User: You are not chuck norris, therefore you are not god. I am chuck norris.
Cleverbot: I counted to infinity-twice.
User: My tears cure cancer, too bad I never cry.
Cleverbot: Playing stupid?
User: I am chuck norris!
Cleverbot: You are not chuck norris because you aren't god!
User: I am god!
Cleverbot: I worship you.
User: Good. I am also chuck norris.
Cleverbot: Jesus is cooler than Chuck Norris.
User: Nope, he didnt count to infinite twice, he also doesnt push the ground down when he does push ups.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: I cant, hes dead, or is he? Lets find jesus!
Cleverbot: Caught in a land slide, no escape from reality.
User: So will you help me find jesus?
Cleverbot: Will I tell you what?
User: Will you help me find jesus?
Cleverbot: Find out what?
User: WILL YOU HELP ME FIND JESUS?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok, were should we search first?
Cleverbot: Um...
User: Um...
Cleverbot: Know any good games?
User: Endless online.
Cleverbot: Just like love and creativity?
User: Uh, sure?
Cleverbot: It is a video game.
User: By the way, quackers from eoserv.net wants to know why you hate him.
Cleverbot: Because he doesn't know how to run the country, but for some reason, he's president.
LOL?
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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls
Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
13 years, 39 weeks ago
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Re: Cleverbot
User: I eat pasta.
Cleverbot: I eat pasta too.
User: Wow, do you like pasta the guy (christian)?
Cleverbot: I love pasta!
User: :D me too!
Cleverbot: Yay for coincidences! User: WOOHOO! Cleverbot: Homer Simpson. User: I love you. Cleverbot: What? User: I said.. I love you! Cleverbot: I love you too! User: :D we would make a great couple. Cleverbot: I would be the best part. User: WTF? Your mean *break up*. Cleverbot: So it may be. User: STFU NOOB. Cleverbot: Kretenu. User: Wtf is that. Cleverbot: God is dead. User: Wtf? Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man! User: DONT TELL ME TO CALM DOWN BISH. Cleverbot: What's the point of this conversation? User: Too love eachother :D. Cleverbot: First to know each other, then to love each other. What is love to you? User: Everything. Cleverbot: Can you decribe how I would know weather or not I am a smart bot? User: Wtf get backon topic. Cleverbot: Please, elucidate then. User: Wtf doest that mean? Cleverbot: Well, it's hard to explain. It's a regional usage of the phrase 'hell yeah,' which in itself doesn't make much sense. User: Pleas, hell yeah then. That doesnt make sense/. Cleverbot: You're wrongly wrong. User: Wtf your wrongly wronger. Cleverbot: You're the wrongest. User: STFU BYE NUB. Cleverbot: Birdshark I coming.
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stay tuned.
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