Immortal
Joined: 21st Dec 2009
Posts: 181
 Cleverbot
My 1st convo with clever bot:
User: Llo.
Cleverbot: How do?
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
User: Hahahahhahahah.
Cleverbot: Why are you laughing?
User: Because you are.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: No!!
User: YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What country are you in?
User: Piglatin Country.
Cleverbot: Prove that you can think.
User: Suck mah balls.
Cleverbot: No thanks.
User: YES!
Cleverbot: You too?
User: Urmom.
Cleverbot: Urface.
User: :o.
Cleverbot: Who is Roo?
User: RooRoo from Eoserv?
Cleverbot: I'm a koala.
User: LOL! That was random.
Cleverbot: No it was not. I also like cake, do you like cake?
User: No, I like pie.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Hungary?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: Do you want to know something about Norway?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because.
Cleverbot: Because... Why?
User: Because, I just dont want to!
Cleverbot: Yes? Try it.
User: Urmom.
Cleverbot: Urm is my nickname.
User: Kewlies.
Cleverbot: Doom.
User: O.o.
Cleverbot: Yeah, pretty much.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Oh, nothing!
User: Dont talk about my mom!
Cleverbot: Do you have a mother?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's her name?
User: My balls.
Cleverbot: No mine.
User: No mine....
Cleverbot: Mine.
User: Suck mine.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Good morning.
User: Buh bye.
Cleverbot: Okay, bye.
My 2nd convo with clever bot:
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi hello.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: I am a Necromancer.
User: Why's that?
Cleverbot: I just want you to know. Why are you so cold?
User: Faggot?
Cleverbot: You fail.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: No seriously this is a class at Harvard and you fail.
User: Yourmom.
Cleverbot: No I'm 15.
User: But you say you are 16.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Which came first the chicken or the egg?
User: Egg.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: The chicken hatched from the egg.
Cleverbot: We all live in a Yellow Submarine.
User: Yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
Cleverbot: Do you have any balls?
User: Are you a celebrity?
Cleverbot: No I'm a padoodle.
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RooRoo
Joined: 24th Feb 2011
Posts: 309
Re: Cleverbot
| You aren't helping at all. |
| You arent helping at all. |
| Indeed because I am human. |
| Thats just rude. You sir, Are rude. |
| Sorry, I need to work on that. |
WHAT A RUDE BOT!
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Immortal
Joined: 21st Dec 2009
Posts: 181
Re: Cleverbot
RooRoo, check my 1st conversation with Cleverbot.
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RooRoo
Joined: 24th Feb 2011
Posts: 309
Re: Cleverbot
^Lol
This is the smartest bot I have seen. I used to go on Igod but that doesn't come close to this :D
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Immortal
Joined: 21st Dec 2009
Posts: 181
Re: Cleverbot
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Re: Cleverbot
Caleb posted: (5th Aug 2011, 09:27 pm)
Whenever your bored, talk to cleverbot. It's so funny. xD
half way through my conversation it said "i work with the C.I.A" i got scared and shut it off :o
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The Lightning Warrior
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devingg
Joined: 24th Aug 2010
Posts: 1234
Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: What do you think would be a viable solution to all the illegal immigration going on in the US?
User: Tactical Nuke.
Cleverbot: Lame.
User: What would be your solution to the illegal immigration going on in the US?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: You didn't answer my question. What would be your solution the the illegal immigration going on in the US?
Cleverbot: Perhaps we throw Mrs.Gaston at them. She is quite a plump Lady.
User: Lame. ---
Oh, it's you.
[Omni, Seraphim, Idea, Returnity]
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RooRoo
Joined: 24th Feb 2011
Posts: 309
Re: Cleverbot
devingg posted: (5th Aug 2011, 10:32 pm)
Cleverbot: What do you think would be a viable solution to all the illegal immigration going on in the US?
User: Tactical Nuke.
Cleverbot: Lame.
User: What would be your solution to the illegal immigration going on in the US?
Cleverbot: Are you happy?
User: You didn't answer my question. What would be your solution the the illegal immigration going on in the US?
Cleverbot: Perhaps we throw Mrs.Gaston at them. She is quite a plump Lady.
User: Lame.
ROTFL, laughed s hard I had to pee.
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Immortal
Joined: 21st Dec 2009
Posts: 181
Re: Cleverbot
I laughed hard at Devin. LOL!
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Pasta
Joined: 27th Jan 2011
Posts: 1715
Re: Cleverbot
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devingg
Joined: 24th Aug 2010
Posts: 1234
Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Are you harry potter?
User: Would you marry me if I was?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Too bad, I'm not, you perverted computer.
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Oh, it's you.
[Omni, Seraphim, Idea, Returnity]
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Pasta
Joined: 27th Jan 2011
Posts: 1715
Cleverbot
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devingg
Joined: 24th Aug 2010
Posts: 1234
Re: Cleverbot
Cleverbot: Would you like me to say something lovely to you?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: 'Robot.'.
User: That wasn't lovely.
Cleverbot: I think it was.
User: You're a douche-waffle.
Cleverbot: I'm a cat.
User: A feline douche-waffle?
Cleverbot: That would be a kitten.
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Oh, it's you.
[Omni, Seraphim, Idea, Returnity]
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Re: Cleverbot
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: <:O.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: I am your master!
Cleverbot: *is scared*.
User: You better be!
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down ok?
User: Ok *sad*.
Cleverbot: Talk about mermaids.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Aha! You must be a computer then!
User: Aha! Nope.
Cleverbot: Then you must make your friend rich so that he can leave his girlfriend.
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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls
Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
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Immortal
Joined: 21st Dec 2009
Posts: 181
Re: Cleverbot
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