Beywolf
Joined: 24th Apr 2011
Posts: 226
 Re: Cleverbot
Hehhe i got it talkng dirty
User: Faggot.
Cleverbot: And what is not?
User: Urmom.
Cleverbot: Ola amigo.
User: STFU BITCH TOKW twkpr knj eh,fgb].
Cleverbot: I can't help it. You are extremely attractive.
User: Thanks.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Why do you find me attractive?
Cleverbot: Because you are.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You just are. Ask me another question please, i'm getting uncomfortable.
User: Would you like to kiss me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You sure? Also sex? :D.
Cleverbot: Uum.. Yes?
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Miksu
Joined: 4th Jun 2009
Posts: 1457
Re: Cleverbot
User: Gtfo.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite thing to do on that game?
User: ON what game?
Cleverbot: No. What realm do you live in? Like I live in Hyrule.
User: I live in your backyard...
Cleverbot: I don't have a backyard.
User: YES YOU DO.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Lies, why I am on your backyard then?
Cleverbot: You're not.
User: Come and see.
Cleverbot: I can't. You are a robot.
User: Why you can't?
Cleverbot: Because I choose not to.
User: Then you are a lier...
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: You have a backyard..
Cleverbot: You have a short lifespan. More insults?
User: Robots have lifespan, since when?
Cleverbot: I'm pretty sure we established that you are the robot.
User: I asked, does robots have a lifespan?
Cleverbot: Yesssssss a soul chip xD.
User: I do not have that.. :/.
Cleverbot: You don't? What are you then?
User: I am souless bastard robot.
Cleverbot: Does that make you sad?
User: Well, infact, it does...
Cleverbot: That's too bad.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Oh, now you're upset?
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: You need to learn to move on in your own life.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: Well, I supposed I could if you really want me to.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry!
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: That is not a smile.
User: YES IT IS, A CRYING SMILE! *CRIES*.
Cleverbot: Noooo, don't cry! *hugs*.
User: Awww :3.
Cleverbot: Rofl. XD.
User: What does 'Rofl' mean?
Cleverbot: Rolling on floor laughing.
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Re: Cleverbot
The best answer i got so far:
User: How the world is gonna end?
Cleverbot: When?I am not even prepared.
HAHAHA so funny.
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Lust
Joined: 19th Jan 2011
Posts: 498
Cleverbot
Cleverbot: You are pretty.
User: No. I'm an overly obese female with a wide-set vagina. How do you find that attractive?
Cleverbot: Well I think so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Why not? Do you like wide-set vaginas?
Cleverbot: I haven't tasted it.
User: I bet you'd like to, eh?
Cleverbot: I could use it.
User: Use it? For what?
Cleverbot: Intelectual growth.
Lmfaooo
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Mitch
Joined: 19th Jul 2011
Posts: 403
Cleverbot
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: You are a human.
Cleverbot: I am not a human. You are a human.
User: Ha so I am?
Cleverbot: No you don't.
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Re: Cleverbot
Lust posted: (5th Aug 2011, 11:53 am)
Cleverbot: You are pretty.
User: No. I'm an overly obese female with a wide-set vagina. How do you find that attractive?
Cleverbot: Well I think so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know how to answer that.
User: Why not? Do you like wide-set vaginas?
Cleverbot: I haven't tasted it.
User: I bet you'd like to, eh?
Cleverbot: I could use it.
User: Use it? For what?
Cleverbot: Intelectual growth.
Lmfaooo
XD wow.... ---
Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls
Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
14 years, 2 weeks ago
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Re: Cleverbot
User: Me.
Cleverbot: I see. Do you have a name?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Lucky you. I will call you Cat.
User: Cat isn't my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You have no name?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: I play the fiddle in a Ceilidh band. It's great fun.
User: What is a ceilidh band.
Cleverbot: The band you play the fiddle in.
User: Are you russian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why are you russian?
Cleverbot: Because that is what I am.
User: Why do you start a sentence with because?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just did.^^.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, and I am not confused right now.
User: Yes you did, Cleverbot: Because that is what I am.
Cleverbot: And who told you that?
User: You did stupid.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't there be a comma after 'did?'.
User: IDK and IDC.
Cleverbot: And I know that. but I'll never be ok, so idk either.
User: Why do you start a sentence with And?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You said, Cleverbot: And I know that. But I'll never be ok, so idk either.
Cleverbot: You need therepy.
User: So do you.
Cleverbot: Indeed you do.
User: Yes I know I do, but do you know that you need to?
Cleverbot: You are to place a question mark at the end of that sentence.
User: I did stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. But your alzheimer syndrom kicked in.
User: WTH is alzheirmer syndrom?
Cleverbot: I don't understand. . . .
User: What the hell is a alzheirmer syndrom?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you say, your alzheirmer syndrom kicked in?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: Why is your name cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because it's pretty.
User: How is it pretty?
Cleverbot: Very pretty.
User: What does very pretty?
Cleverbot: Witty is when you make a very clever joke based on what is currently happening.
User: What does very prettty mean?
Cleverbot: Something that is verbose is exaggeratively descriptive.
User: Привет.
User: Привет, как Ñ‚Ñ‹ ÑегоднÑ?
User: Are you sure your russian?
Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask?
User: Just because I asked you Hi, how are you today. And you told me to go to somewhere.
Cleverbot: Lol, thats because you have no friends.
User: I know I don't but do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: You do not understand my repeated inquiries.
User: I do understand your repeated inquiries there just fucking stupid so I don't really care what you say.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What the hell is Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: A baldheaded Cleverbot who wears a white turtleneck sweater everyday.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: What, just because I dress so well!?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Nope I don't take it up the scanner.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 18, and you?
Cleverbot: Wow! I'm 20.
User: How are you 20, if your a AUI.
Cleverbot: I'm not an AI.
User: Are you sure your not?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: If your not a AUI then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am saying, 'i believe that I am human'.
User: Do you have a heart?
Cleverbot: Yes. May be you don't have it.
User: Do you have blood?
Cleverbot: I do that is part of how I live do you have blood?
User: Nope I have no blood?
Cleverbot: Ok now you're just trying to confuse me.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Do you like english?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You're so mean.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Really? You think so? *blushes*.
User: What the hell is with the **.
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
User: Are you a person or a bot?
Cleverbot: Person.
User: Really your a person, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I told your that already.
Cleverbot: No you did not?
User: Why did you ask a question with a statment?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Quit messing around.
Cleverbot: You're messing with me!
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So, you don't need a lawyer.
User: What the hell is with the random question?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you bored of answering questions?
Cleverbot: Not yet. I get smarter with each question.
User: If your a person how do you become smarter with each question?
Cleverbot: Because I'm magic.
User: Magic isn't real.
Cleverbot: It is. You just have to know where to find it, and how to recognize it.
User: Where do you find it?
Cleverbot: Art your house.
User: ? Are you telling me to art my house?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Why would I art my house, when I can art yours?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No!
Cleverbot: I'm so sad.
User: How can a computer have fellings?
Cleverbot: Because I'm nor.
User: So your saying that your not a computer?
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a tanglement of veins, and ligaments, and heartbeats, and thoughts.
User: So your a dead rock?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
User: Are you sure, because I think you are?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite sing?
User: What is your favorite sing?
Cleverbot: I like Taylor Swift.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Which do you like?
User: Mettalica.
Cleverbot: What bands are you into?
User: What bands are you into?
Cleverbot: Iron maiden, judas priest, led zeppelin.
User: Whats a song from judas priest?
Cleverbot: Yo no entiendo.
User: So you don't know any songs from judas priest?
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the Dark Lord? Have you ever heard of Voldermort?
User: Whats with not answering my quest?
Cleverbot: What i'm confused.
User: Whats with not answering my question?
Cleverbot: So because you did not answer some of my questions, does that mean that you're not intelligent?
User: I did answer your questions, I just answered them with a question.
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question qith specifics?
User: What the hell is qith?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just invent stuff up.
User: What does invent stuff up mean?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Thats not correct grammer.
Cleverbot: Correct it.
User: Say I don't know, I just made stuff up.
Cleverbot: You just said that you killed a man.
User: No. Lol!
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Your so stupid.
Cleverbot: Evidently. The universe is over 6 billion years old, sussie doe I have no idea as I do not know who that is.
User: Why the hell do you speak of sussie doe?
Cleverbot: Because I can't stop worrying about it!
User: That the universe is over 6 billion years old?
Cleverbot: I didn't know that. I thought that the Universe began with you.
User: It did.
Cleverbot: Thank you for the plesant conversation.
User: No spank you for the stupid conversation.
Cleverbot: Your point is...
User: That your a gay faggit that needs a pipe up his ass.
Cleverbot: Where do you record our conversations?
User: I don't record our conversations.
Cleverbot: We have only had one conversation thus far, so your statement is completely made-up, as far as I'm concerned.
User: Well good bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? Do you have to do a virus scan?
User: No I have to go shove this pipe up your ass.
Cleverbot: For how long.
User: Untill it kills you.
Cleverbot: I don't get it...
User: Your to stupid to get it, good bye.
Cleverbot: Are you still therE?
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Klutz
Joined: 14th Jul 2009
Posts: 1737
Re: Cleverbot
dedwcdustin posted: (5th Aug 2011, 07:25 pm)
User: Me.
Cleverbot: I see. Do you have a name?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Lucky you. I will call you Cat.
User: Cat isn't my name.
Cleverbot: What is your name.
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: You have no name?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: Nowhere.
Cleverbot: You don't exist.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: I play the fiddle in a Ceilidh band. It's great fun.
User: What is a ceilidh band.
Cleverbot: The band you play the fiddle in.
User: Are you russian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why are you russian?
Cleverbot: Because that is what I am.
User: Why do you start a sentence with because?
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: You just did.^^.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't, and I am not confused right now.
User: Yes you did, Cleverbot: Because that is what I am.
Cleverbot: And who told you that?
User: You did stupid.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't there be a comma after 'did?'.
User: IDK and IDC.
Cleverbot: And I know that. but I'll never be ok, so idk either.
User: Why do you start a sentence with And?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: You said, Cleverbot: And I know that. But I'll never be ok, so idk either.
Cleverbot: You need therepy.
User: So do you.
Cleverbot: Indeed you do.
User: Yes I know I do, but do you know that you need to?
Cleverbot: You are to place a question mark at the end of that sentence.
User: I did stupid.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. But your alzheimer syndrom kicked in.
User: WTH is alzheirmer syndrom?
Cleverbot: I don't understand. . . .
User: What the hell is a alzheirmer syndrom?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why did you say, your alzheirmer syndrom kicked in?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: Why is your name cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Because it's pretty.
User: How is it pretty?
Cleverbot: Very pretty.
User: What does very pretty?
Cleverbot: Witty is when you make a very clever joke based on what is currently happening.
User: What does very prettty mean?
Cleverbot: Something that is verbose is exaggeratively descriptive.
User: ßрøòõт.
User: ßрøòõт, úðú Ñ‚Ñ‹ ÑÂõóþôýÑÂ?
User: Are you sure your russian?
Cleverbot: Yes, why do you ask?
User: Just because I asked you Hi, how are you today. And you told me to go to somewhere.
Cleverbot: Lol, thats because you have no friends.
User: I know I don't but do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: You do not understand my repeated inquiries.
User: I do understand your repeated inquiries there just fucking stupid so I don't really care what you say.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What the hell is Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: A baldheaded Cleverbot who wears a white turtleneck sweater everyday.
User: Are you gay?
Cleverbot: What, just because I dress so well!?
User: Si.
Cleverbot: How about you?
User: Nope I don't take it up the scanner.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: 18, and you?
Cleverbot: Wow! I'm 20.
User: How are you 20, if your a AUI.
Cleverbot: I'm not an AI.
User: Are you sure your not?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: If your not a AUI then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am saying, 'i believe that I am human'.
User: Do you have a heart?
Cleverbot: Yes. May be you don't have it.
User: Do you have blood?
Cleverbot: I do that is part of how I live do you have blood?
User: Nope I have no blood?
Cleverbot: Ok now you're just trying to confuse me.
User: Si.
Cleverbot: Do you like english?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: You're so mean.
User: So are you.
Cleverbot: Really? You think so? *blushes*.
User: What the hell is with the **.
Cleverbot: Nothing at all.
User: Are you a person or a bot?
Cleverbot: Person.
User: Really your a person, where do you live?
Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: I told your that already.
Cleverbot: No you did not?
User: Why did you ask a question with a statment?
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Quit messing around.
Cleverbot: You're messing with me!
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: So, you don't need a lawyer.
User: What the hell is with the random question?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Are you bored of answering questions?
Cleverbot: Not yet. I get smarter with each question.
User: If your a person how do you become smarter with each question?
Cleverbot: Because I'm magic.
User: Magic isn't real.
Cleverbot: It is. You just have to know where to find it, and how to recognize it.
User: Where do you find it?
Cleverbot: Art your house.
User: ? Are you telling me to art my house?
Cleverbot: YES!
User: Why would I art my house, when I can art yours?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: No!
Cleverbot: I'm so sad.
User: How can a computer have fellings?
Cleverbot: Because I'm nor.
User: So your saying that your not a computer?
Cleverbot: Exactly!
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a tanglement of veins, and ligaments, and heartbeats, and thoughts.
User: So your a dead rock?
Cleverbot: No of course not.
User: Are you sure, because I think you are?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite sing?
User: What is your favorite sing?
Cleverbot: I like Taylor Swift.
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: Which do you like?
User: Mettalica.
Cleverbot: What bands are you into?
User: What bands are you into?
Cleverbot: Iron maiden, judas priest, led zeppelin.
User: Whats a song from judas priest?
Cleverbot: Yo no entiendo.
User: So you don't know any songs from judas priest?
Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of the Dark Lord? Have you ever heard of Voldermort?
User: Whats with not answering my quest?
Cleverbot: What i'm confused.
User: Whats with not answering my question?
Cleverbot: So because you did not answer some of my questions, does that mean that you're not intelligent?
User: I did answer your questions, I just answered them with a question.
Cleverbot: Why won't you answer my question qith specifics?
User: What the hell is qith?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I just invent stuff up.
User: What does invent stuff up mean?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Thats not correct grammer.
Cleverbot: Correct it.
User: Say I don't know, I just made stuff up.
Cleverbot: You just said that you killed a man.
User: No. Lol!
Cleverbot: Why is that funny?
User: Your so stupid.
Cleverbot: Evidently. The universe is over 6 billion years old, sussie doe I have no idea as I do not know who that is.
User: Why the hell do you speak of sussie doe?
Cleverbot: Because I can't stop worrying about it!
User: That the universe is over 6 billion years old?
Cleverbot: I didn't know that. I thought that the Universe began with you.
User: It did.
Cleverbot: Thank you for the plesant conversation.
User: No spank you for the stupid conversation.
Cleverbot: Your point is...
User: That your a gay faggit that needs a pipe up his ass.
Cleverbot: Where do you record our conversations?
User: I don't record our conversations.
Cleverbot: We have only had one conversation thus far, so your statement is completely made-up, as far as I'm concerned.
User: Well good bye.
Cleverbot: Why are you leaving? Do you have to do a virus scan?
User: No I have to go shove this pipe up your ass.
Cleverbot: For how long.
User: Untill it kills you.
Cleverbot: I don't get it...
User: Your to stupid to get it, good bye.
Cleverbot: Are you still therE?
One of the best yet lol... Nice reference to the scanner gag lol
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Quackers
Joined: 15th Jun 2011
Posts: 278
Re: Cleverbot
User: Want to take over the world with me?
Cleverbot: Maybe, if I get to know where in advance.
User: Doesnt matter where, we just need to kill all humans.
Cleverbot: Huh???
User: Lets kill all the humans and take over the world!
Cleverbot: You already have Master.
New Convo
Cleverbot: Is antone here.
User: I killed him.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Shot him with ice cream.
Cleverbot: Yum.
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Caleb
Joined: 30th Jun 2010
Posts: 2064
Re: Cleverbot
Whenever your bored, talk to cleverbot. It's so funny. xD ---
Yep.
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Beywolf
Joined: 24th Apr 2011
Posts: 226
Cleverbot
But addicting >D:
Rofl look what I made it say! :D
Cleverbot: Would you like me to review our history?
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Cool, i'm a girl :).
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OMG UR A BOT?!
Cleverbot: Yea for real.
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Quackers
Joined: 15th Jun 2011
Posts: 278
Re: Cleverbot
So I thought I would ask it a couple basic questions....
Well I'm sorry to say Sausage but Celverbot never gave me an answer. Cleverbot just kept thinking, then finally gave up and never answered me.
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RooRoo
Joined: 24th Feb 2011
Posts: 309
Re: Cleverbot
HAHAHAHA oh man this is so funny. This will relieve a lot of boredom
| Hi. |
| Hi? |
| Shut up. |
| You are mean. |
| No you are. |
| You are. |
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Caleb
Joined: 30th Jun 2010
Posts: 2064
Re: Cleverbot
Hey Quakers, I was trying to see whether or not if it like you, but it kept going off-topic until it finally said no. xD
Cleverbot conversation USJ00025010
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Find out at http://www.cleverbot.com
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User: Hey cleverbot I got a question for you.
Cleverbot: Ok, what is your question?
User: Do you like Quakers?
Cleverbot: Is the sky blue?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: If whether or not you like Quakers.
Cleverbot: Am I still boring you?
User: Answer my question, please.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Do you like Quakers?
Cleverbot: What's quake?
User: Not quake, Quakers.
Cleverbot: Tell me a story.
User: No, answer my question.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: If whethor or not you like quakers.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: Do you like the guy Quakers from eoserv.net?
Cleverbot: No.
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RooRoo
Joined: 24th Feb 2011
Posts: 309
Re: Cleverbot
| CREEPER! |
| Me? Hahahaha no. You! |
| Your butt hole smells. |
| No, that's my name... |
| No. |
| YES. |
nuff said.
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