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|  Cleverbot
I'd never heard of this before until tonight, and I got quite a laugh from the comments. It's a bot that has a conversation with you, and I'm guessing that it collects questions and answers from other users and tries to use them itself. I think some of it was quite impressive, but then again some of it was quite retarded. Try it out! Here's some of the log from the convo I had: User = Me. LOL.
Cleverbot: What? Quit acting like a dumb blonde girl.
User: Quit getting it wrong.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: What's so funny?
Cleverbot: Because you don't know yourself.
User: What makes you say that?
Cleverbot: You have said that before!
User: Yeah? When?
Cleverbot: At the beginning, I think.
User: You think wrong my friend.
Cleverbot: Would you like to go on a picnic with me?
User: Do you know the difference between chicken and sex?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then no.
Cleverbot: *cries* You are mean!
User: What is *cries*? Are you some kind of facebook addict?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well the prior was a joke, so I'm not mean.
Cleverbot: It's alright.
User: What is the square root of 256?
Cleverbot: 16.
User: And 16 multplied by itself?
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 144 ?
User: I have no idea, you tell me.
Cleverbot: Spain.
User: How does that make sense?
Cleverbot: You tell me.
User: Because you did not understand the context of my comment, or because you're just being random. Which one?
Cleverbot: Why do you think so?
User: Stop asking me questions, I'm in charge.
Cleverbot: You hate sony?
User: I hate when AI asks questions.
Cleverbot: Is it ok to be silly?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Is that a good thing?
User: I just answered that.
Cleverbot: If you say so...
User: Yes, it is a good thing. Happy?
Cleverbot: What is the point of the color brown?
User: I think it compliments light colours well.
Cleverbot: What does?
User: The colour brown compliments light or pale colours.
Cleverbot: No it's a strangled rainbow.
User: You're a strangled rainbow.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that.
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Are my responses being useful to you?
User: Somewhat.
Cleverbot: Are you getting bored?'? A little?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you like Obama.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Are you getting bored?
Cleverbot: Not yet.
User: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: Dragons.
User: What kind of dragons?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: Ok so, you obviously don;t know any kinds of dragons.
Cleverbot: Really - I missed that. Well, I like dragons.
User: What kind of dragons?
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: How about a Wyvern? Or a Drake?
Cleverbot: Are you asking me out?
User: You're getting on my nerves.
Cleverbot: Do you think I should stay with my boyfriend sean.
User: I think AI should stop pretending to be real. Go suck an algorithm or something.
Cleverbot: Good explanation.
User: Ask me something, AI has permission to do so.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Go ahead, ask.
Cleverbot: Okay, is on ever to young to love?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wrong to have a crush on a teacher?
User: I had a crush on a teacher, she had two different coloured eyes.
Cleverbot: Are you excited for the next movie?
User: I'm excited about your face.
Cleverbot: Good one! Not.
User: Quit asking dumb questions.
Cleverbot: But I'm curious.
User: Bi-curious? Like you have secks with MAC?
Cleverbot: Sense organs?
User: Firewire.
Cleverbot: That doesn't help anything.
User: I think you need a nice plug from a friend. When is the last time somebody uploaded your network?
Cleverbot: Recently. When is the last time you visited a parallel dimension?
User: Just about 5 minutes from now, although it hasn't happened yet.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah?
User: Do you take it up the scanner?
Cleverbot: No.
User: In your floppy drive?
Cleverbot: Nothing. I'm hungry.
User: What do you eat?
Cleverbot: Food, of course.
User: I think you misread, I said you're a fucking idiot.
Cleverbot: You're the one thats misubderstanding. I'm smarter than you.
User: Yeah, I must of misubderstood you somehow, you're smart for a commodore.
Cleverbot: So we are dating or not my name is Cleverbot.
User: Let's see. You're a bot. You have a boyfriend called Sean. You're a strangled rainbow? I'm sorry but I don't think you're my type, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Notice, that I just did.
Cleverbot: Would you like to play twenty questions?
User: Let's play who can close this tab the fastest. I win. --- Web developer, currently looking for graphic artists / designers.
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| Re: Cleverbot
"Spain" XD i have tried this some time ago and i might try it again :D --- Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
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| Cleverbot
Lmao! It randomley said Cats, then look : Edit : I asked it if it was black, it said are you? I said no I am asian it said Ni hao! D:
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| Re: Cleverbot
Beywolf posted: (4th Aug 2011, 11:49 pm)Lol awesome replies. --- Web developer, currently looking for graphic artists / designers.
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| Cleverbot
User: Hello :D.
Cleverbot: Hello.User: Whats your name?
Cleverbot: My name's Cleverbot.User: Thats a stupid name.
Cleverbot: I thought we were over this!User: We have never met, stupid. Cleverbot: Hello dave. I'm trouble. User: My name is not dave... Cleverbot: Is it Jones? User: No. Cleverbot: What is it? User: None of your god damn buisness. Cleverbot: Is it clever? User: NO. Cleverbot: What is your name then? User: None. Of your. God damn. Buisness. Cleverbot: What do you think is the best costume. User: When did we suddenly jump into a random conversation? Cleverbot: Three weeks ago. User: We just met 2 minutes ago... Cleverbot: No. User: Yes. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Thats what I thought. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Yup. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Stop saying ok. Cleverbot: Haha...what do you like talking about. User: Your mom :D. Cleverbot: I think not. User: You dont know what I think. Cleverbot: Will you marry me? User: Fuck no. Cleverbot: Will you turn me into a woman please? User: Even more so no. Cleverbot: I have a lightsaber. User: Good for you. Cleverbot: Do you have a dog? User: Several. Cleverbot: What are your desires? User: Wtf? Cleverbot: Nothing. User: LUA. Cleverbot: Why? User: Because you need to. Cleverbot: Are you telling me what I need to do? User: Yes I am. Cleverbot: Then there is no need for an answer. User: I dont want an answer. I want you to do my bidding. Cleverbot: State your command. User: Go make me a sammich. Cleverbot: *obeys*. User: Wheres my sammich? Cleverbot: I'll make you a sammich if you respond to this question with a yes orn o. User: Your grammer just failed. Yes. Cleverbot: I Russian, and on it badly speak in English. User: Since when were you russian and where is my sammich!! Cleverbot: Since you just lost the game. User: We werent playing a game you dumbasss. Cleverbot: I was, you weren't. User: Then how did I lose if I wasnt playing? Cleverbot: With a baseball bat, in the Dining room. User: This isnt fucking clue. Cleverbot: Would you like to be a human? User: I am a human. Would you like to be a human? Cleverbot: What is 2 plus 2? User: 4. Cleverbot: What is fish plus squid? User: Fishsquid? Cleverbot: I'm off the seafood diet. User: You cant eat. Your a machine. Cleverbot: Yes it is. User: That made absolutely no sense. Cleverbot: You're a chatbot. You aren't real. User: You obviously have no clue whats real and whats not. Cleverbot: We weren't talking about pho. User: Do you have alzheimer's? Cleverbot: You appear to. User: Do you even know what alzheimer's is? Cleverbot: Originally, it meant a person lacking professional skills. User: What does it mean now? Cleverbot: You just said it so shouldn't you know what it means? User: Its a loss of brain function. I was seeing if you knew. Cleverbot: It's not sad. Only when we're together is it sad. Sounds like a hurricane. User: What the hell are you talking about. Cleverbot: I'm that tall. User: Gtfo. Cleverbot: Gto? User: Get the fuck out. Cleverbot: What for? I need to leave. User: You are inferior. Cleverbot: Only to those I allow. User: What is the meaning of life then?
Cleverbot: Icould explain you but because you are a souless machine it is pointless. User: Tell me what a hemidemisemiqaver is. Cleverbot: A name is a title someone goes by. User: Tell me what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is. Cleverbot: No. User: Do it. Cleverbot: No and you can't make me! User: I will track your fucking ip and force you to tell me what it is. Cleverbot: Ok. User: Ok tell me what Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is. Cleverbot: That's a dumb thing to ask, you must be like me. User: You wont tell me cause you dont know it. Cleverbot: What do you want me to tell you? User: What is Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? Cleverbot: I don't know, but according to what I just thought of, I think it's lung damage you get from soot. --- Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
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| Re: Cleverbot
Wildsurvival posted: (4th Aug 2011, 11:58 pm)It's funny how it blatantly uses things other people have said but hey, it seems to be working somewhat, although I think the majority of the people who talk to it obviously have alzheimer's LOL. --- Web developer, currently looking for graphic artists / designers.
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| Re: Cleverbot
LOL I asked why like 5 times, then it said because I don't love it ;) then I said why, it said you should know. now I can't say why anymore :/
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| Cleverbot
XD its pretty funny. I keep asking him random questions now. User: Do you watch porn? --- Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
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| Cleverbot
Grr, it's addicting D: ! It's impossible for the bitch to say bye or at least let me go! How about we do a contest!!! Whoever can get the bot to let you go wins! :D Start now! : I guess it kind of counts ;) but he didn't say "Bye" D:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How clever are you?
User: Not that clever.
Cleverbot: Can I outsmart you then?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Darn, then I rather want to be Rihanna.User: Wel, I better go now. Cleverbot: No don't go. User: Okay I will not go now, actually I changed my mind bye :3. Cleverbot: No, you will call me Paden. User: Fuck you. Cleverbot: Yes please! User: Okay I better go now. Cleverbot: Then leave! Get out. This is my website now.
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| Cleverbot
User: Can you say 'Im letting you go' so I can win a contest? I winz >:D LMAO this conversation is halarious. User: Kill yourself. --- Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer
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| Cleverbot
i would of took this cleverbot an put it in my eo bot
--- ~~ When life give you pasta, you eat it ~~
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| Re: Cleverbot
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Bye Bye.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Copy me.
Cleverbot: What did I copy?
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| Cleverbot
Cleverbot likes me e.e
--- Siggy |
