Misca
Joined: 10th May 2011
Posts: 2738
 The Rules of Life
Heres how it goes, a list of funny yet serious things that everyone should do sometime in their life. Anything can be posted as long as it does not promote violence, sexual, or any other type of abuse. Make sure to put a number next to your rule to it seems more like an actual list. Heres the
first five, start posting after it with 6, 7, etc.
1. Sleep in all day.
2. Climb into a zoo exhibit.
3. Stalk a friend.
4. Make an outburst in a business meeting.
5. Sue a franchise.
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Re: The Rules of Life
6.Never have to go to school =D
7.World never ever is at war =O
8.Babies are born with infinity money!! =)
9.Eoserv.net was more popular
10.No one would ever be a poopy head
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Misca
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Re: The Rules of Life
Those arent' rules, those are things that you wish were real/put into effect.
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Mattâ„¢
Joined: 17th Apr 2010
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Re: The Rules of Life
11. do the bearcat
12. do the macarena
13. do the locomotion
14. do the dew
15. just do it.
EDIT: added right #'s for list.
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Xsitsu
Joined: 22nd Dec 2009
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Re: The Rules of Life
16. No matter how good you think you are at something there will always be an Asian kid better than you!
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Re: The Rules of Life
Xsitsu posted: (15th Jun 2011 12:40 am)
16. No matter how good you think you are at something there will always be an Asian kid better than you!
Lmao! What about being non-asian? Is there an asian better at someone then that?
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Misca
Joined: 10th May 2011
Posts: 2738
Re: The Rules of Life
17. Eat a jalapeno
18. Watch Comedy Central
19. Adopt 12 puppies
20. Pretend to be an actual murderer on Halloween
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iMic
Joined: 26th Jul 2008
Posts: 659
Re: The Rules of Life
Figures the thread makes it only one post in and someone's already lost the plot, which leads me to my rule...
21. Misinterpret a post on an online forum.
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Misca
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Posts: 2738
Re: The Rules of Life
22. Use a dictionary to see what curse words actually mean.
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Msmadu
Joined: 19th Jul 2009
Posts: 311
Re: The Rules of Life
23, 24, and so on: Who ever created rules to life? what happened to freedom?
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Klutz
Joined: 14th Jul 2009
Posts: 1737
Re: The Rules of Life
25. Skip 2 weeks off work
26. Get sympathy from your Italian supervisor
27. Become "Chad the de-virginator" in church
28. Order Pizza after midnight and eat the cold remains in the morning
29. Tell a shy girl "there's something in your eye", remove her glasses, and then kiss her
30. Bite a dog
31. Last but not least, dress up as a Panda to attend your ex's funeral
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