Forum :: Lounge :: Evil Wish Game

Here is how the game works: I make a wish and you counter it with something "evil." Then they wish for something.

Example: 
Me: I wish for 4 nuclear war heads!

Other person: Granted, but the bombs blow up as you pay for them! HAHAHAHA!

Other person: I wish a bunch of badgers attacked people I hate.

I will start.

I wish for 100% gun shooting skills!

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You're all fags.

You have shooting skills, but you had the barrel facing the wrong way.

I wish for a million wishes.

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Granted, but you have to pay $100 a wish!

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You're all fags.

I wish for unlimited money.

Take the 100$ off of it :)

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Granted, but your life is at risk by 50% each time you use your money.

I wish to have the power to be invisible!

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You're all fags.

Fine, but your paralyzed. :)

I wish to be invincible to any form of magic/disease/injury.

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Your wish is granted but somehow you get warped to an unescapable void.

I wish i could divide by zero.

Granted although you forgot how to multiply, add, and subtract.

I wish Me, my family and friends live a healthy long life

No-Offense, just bein evil : Fine, but they will die horrible deaths :O

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Granted. but one time you will mess up and teleport into the middle of a street and get run down by a car

I wish to have a isolated life.

Wish granted you are imprisoned in a box floating in the middle of th atlantic ocean with nothing at all and no escaping. :p

I wish I could fly

Granted, but you fly into a jet turbine and tear up your body.

I wish I could jump off a cliff and survive!

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You're all fags.

Granted but you break every bone in ur body and become paralyzed from the neck down.

I wish I cure cancer and become rich and famous

Wish granted, but you end up getting cancer and can't cure your own.

I wish i cant be counter wished >:D

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

Wildsurvival posted: (22nd May 2011 02:22 am)

Wish granted, but you end up getting cancer and can't cure your own.