Forum :: Lounge :: Who feals like a/is a programer ? What?

The tiitle says it all lay down your skills!

Do I ah maybe should I  be making 45k + a year but instead I just work at a gas station = FUCK, thats me !

i feel like one sometimes, im getting pretty good with pascal and scar scripts, i do alot with useng it with paint/gimp/rehacker and stuff,   to be automated

 the most gfx files i added at one time was a lil over 1000, objects and about 170 wall tiles with out a single error or glitch, took around 1 hour too add the 1170 gfx files the whole time i watched tv
my latest 2 script is for bots that read from the admin report logs and builds player houses and room insides with objects, from player placed items from there inv onto the floor or in maps or inputted into admin report log. still testing and working out a few bugs.

im laid off work so i live on the computer

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Think Outside The Box.

..............Skids in my Undies........
...............Cut And Paste............

I'm a helpdesk technician at my University. I solve peoples problems when they break their computers.

I'm experienced in ActionScript, Basic (TI Calculator wut), C++, C#, Java, and PHP/HTML/CSS.

On the topics that I know, I know them really well and I've passed all my college programming classes so far with 97% or higher in the class. At this point I want to be done learning because I'm excited with what I'll be able to do with my education.

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class EOSERV {
Programmer | Oldbie
Open source EO Client: https://github.com/ethanmoffat/EndlessClient
};

I work for a gas station/ grocery store safeway its a huge corp. wage $10.50 hr after 4 years WOW! Raises are based off time spent not merit or what you do for the company, no special bonuses or anything, anyways I guess atleast Im employed, but thats not the point the point is I spend a big part of my day criticizing the hardware and software that they have us use, old outdated junk and I think a monkey programed the software.

Its got more bugs than a hippy near harvest time EX: $999.99 cant pump any more than that amount or the program thinks its an error gives an invalid response code then gives you an option to store it an a non existent error.log or continue, you cant continue, so lets send this to the non existent error.log then the sale deletes with no records, call the help desk/techs all you can do is hope there was a witness to the sale or to them it doesnt exist, ask wheres is the error.log "what error.log" thats where it was sent "there is no error.log" gone no trace

999.99/ 4.34 = 230 gal of fuel missing from our tanks with out a trace.

Anyway I think I can do a lot better than the chimp who programmed it, so Ive forwarded my resume to the corp. relocation is the only problem canada, plesenton,ca , flagstaff, az , or the asia somewhere. entry lvl programer starts at $45k a year

I am actually pretty experienced. 

Expertise: 

Lua

HTML

PHP

CSS (Though sometimes my imagination sucks)

VB.Net

Decent:

JavaScript

Working out:

C

C++

Currently as we speak im working on some chrome extensions, and a current project im making a SLN Launcher for eoserv.net. Its basicly like Eolaunch but im gonna add alot to it.

Once i get the stupid url for the Serverinfo pages in eoserv.net im gonna release what i have and work on then release rest later.

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Andrewbob - I would be on the fucking copter of rofls

Programmer, Web Developer, and Graphics Designer

I'm highly fluent with C++, C#, Java, Delphi, and Visual Basic .NET.

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Deathx posted: (20th May 2011 11:50 pm)

I'm highly fluent with C++, C#, Java, Delphi, and Visual Basic .NET.

insomniac posted: (21st May 2011 12:03 am)

Deathx posted: (20th May 2011 11:50 pm)

I'm highly fluent with C++, C#, Java, Delphi, and Visual Basic .NET.

But do you get paid ?

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insomniac posted: (20th May 2011 10:28 pm)
 EX: $999.99 cant pump any more than that amount or the program thinks its an error gives an invalid response code then gives you an option to store it an a non existent error.log or continue, you cant continue, so lets send this to the nonexistent error.log then the sale deletes with no records, call the help desk/techs all you can do is hope there was a witness to the sale or to them it doesnt exist, ask wheres is the error.log "what error.log" thats where it was sent "there is no error.log" gone no trace

999.99/ 4.34 = 230 gal of fuel missing from our tanks with out a trace.

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Beware of your actions, they become your habits. Beware of your habits, they become your character.
Beware of your character, it becomes your destiny.
- Unknown

Redrocco posted: (21st May 2011 01:19 am)

insomniac posted: (20th May 2011 10:28 pm)
 EX: $999.99 cant pump any more than that amount or the program thinks its an error gives an invalid response code then gives you an option to store it an a non existent error.log or continue, you cant continue, so lets send this to the nonexistent error.log then the sale deletes with norecords, call the help desk/techs all you can do is hope there was a witness to the sale or to them it doesnt exist, ask wheres is the error.log "what error.log" thats where it was sent "there is no error.log" gone no trace

999.99/ 4.34 = 230 gal of fuel missing from our tanks with out a trace.

 ooohhh I could think of way to use that exploit :-P but seriously, how often do you have a $1000 fuel sale?