So wait, is this a good example?
Problem
Stupid People
Solutions hehe..
Stabbing [Me favourites]
Poison [Slow but useful]
Murder [Required]
Homicide [Same difference, alternative word]
Explosives [C4 anyone?]
Long Sharp Objects [Do this Jason style and stab a Machete through the Head]
Torture [Watching someones intestines pour out makes me hungry]
Electrocution [I do this for fun, it makes me forget where I live]
Smacking [Lord, Bless this hand so that this bitch may know his place]
Punching [Jaw Smash]
Listening to my Inner Voices [YAY]
Ripping someones throat out with your teeth [The voices told me to I swear]
Shooting [Amendment to bare arms kicks ass]
Selling out to the Soviets [in return for toyz :)]
Defecting from America [please help me]
Mass Infection [Kills the lot of em']
Visine Eye Drops in someones beer [hehe, watch what happens next]
Smoking Weed [to cope with Ignorance of the human species]
Suicide Solutions [SAVE ME]
That About Right?